Thursday, June 12, 2008

Hot Anniversary Party @ Pulse

Please the deadline, extend it.
I’m sorry I’ve tried my best but they really can’t extend anymore.
Back and forth back and forth.
Please extend it.
Please approve it now.
Please.
Sigh.
One last email to end it all.
Please approve urgently. Bai.
Ring ring!
OHAI Eyeris! Oh now? Okay coming!
Eh, where are you? WHAT! Didn’t I tell you? No? Shit. No no, I'm here now!!
Guess I’ll read a book and wait.
Tired. Tired. Sleepy. Think I’m getting old.
Ring ring!
OHAI! You’re here already? GREAT!
Okay let’s go!
EH, suddenly don’t feel like going anymore lah. Eyes cannot stay open.
Hehe, ok just kidding. It's free booze!
Oh where is it? Oh here! Why do they hide the entrance!
Oooh. Nice. Wah so many celebrities!
Eh, that’s Harith Iskandar.
VODKA COCKTAIL! GRAB IT!
Oh shit, but I haven’t had dinner yet.
VODKA SHOT! HIT IT!
Ooh! Elaine Daly!
Amber Chia!
VODKA COCKTAIL! GRAB IT!
Ooh this looks like a nice place to hang out!
Let’s park here!
Miss Malaysia World, Dawn!
VODKA SHOT! HIT IT!
Finger food! GRAB IT!
Oh wait, that’s Serena C’s voice wasn’t it…
Backstreet boys!
M2M Pretty Boy!
VODKA COCKTAIL! GRAB IT!
Eh what’s that weird song, I don’t know the anwer lah.
Holy shit Beverly Hills 90210!
Angus? MacGyver’s last name was ANGUS?
Oooh. Hot CyberRed! Fooh!
VODKA COCKTAIL! GRAB IT!
Pose! Click! Pose! Click! Pose! Click!
VODKA COCKTAIL! GRAB IT!
Wah! 45 bottles of Smirnoff sponsored!
Can I tarpau one home please?
HEY WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THE BOTTLES!
WHAT! Party’s over? NOOO!!
Oh well, let’s go.
OOOH GOODY BAG.
Wah, got rubber inside the goody bag. Hmm.
Whee! I so high! I so happy! Woo woo woo!
Oh no, I haven’t had dinner yet wtf, I forgot!
Ah fuck it I’m not hungr..zzzzzz……..

Gah. Do I really have to work today? :(

20 comments:

  1. to strike a win win, get a job that pays us well for drinking a lot...... if found one tell me ya.

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  2. You forgot to mention out personal bartender. haha. BTW, Dawn's the RUNNERS-UP lar.but still hot. :D

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  3. Do you have anything else in life that could contribute to your talent/knowledge besides wasting time partying/clubbing ?

    How old are you?

    You're always complaining about your peers making more money than you but what have you done to improve yourself?

    No wonder you're always broke. Go and party until you're 40 while your peers are all married, successful and living their dreams to the fullest.

    FA: do you have anything else in life that could contribute to your talent/knowledge besides wasting time leaving unsolicited advice at random strangers' blogs?

    and which part of "free booze" did you not understand?

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  4. So your fuel comes for free also ?

    Your time also comes for free ?

    What have a talentless person like you done to improve your knowledge besides wasting time in these unproductive environments?

    You can go to all the free booze events you want, but it won't change the fact that.

    1. You have no talent whatsoever to speak of.

    2. You are fast expiring, biological clock ticking.. tick tock tick tock.

    3. You have achieve nothing in life to be proud of and you would rather waste time going to parties and clubs or watch astro/tv, than actually beef up on a useful skill that could help you later in life, whether financially or academically.

    Then the whining starts all over again on obvious mistakes that 3rd parties could see so clearly, which is, you don't put your time to good use.

    You're a fast approaching auntie living like a teenager.

    At the blink of an eye, you'll be 40 and still a spinster.

    Good luck, life is too short to be wasting it like that.

    FA: Okay, thanks for your kind concern! I would wish you luck but I doubt you need it because you preach like you've already made it in life and achieved everything you've ever desired. Good on you! Cheers!

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  5. LOL. Now THERE'S someone who seems to take things a wee bit too seriously. And probably is married, successful, and not able to fulfil HIS dreams of partying until he's 40. HAHAHAHAHA

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  6. Awww there there youpartytoomuch, just because other people know how to have a good time doesn't mean u have to be a partypooper.

    Anyways, there's alot of things you can do at parties!! Make contact. learn new skills, meet new people. She IS doing something productive.

    Why dun you go else where and go flame other people. We like FA just as she is :P

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  7. me think this youpartytoomuch person is a 40+ spinster with a dead biological clock!

    regarding FA
    1. She has talent, she can write & camwhore like no one else!
    2. Woman can have kids even at 50 nowadays la
    3. Being FA is an achievement in itself, who else can be like FA!

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  8. to the stranger above: sorry i didn't invite you to my HOT party la! next time ok? or maybe not.

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  9. trolls are god's way of telling us that we really *are* superior to mindless fuckwits and should be happier with who we are.

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  10. HEY GUYS, IT WOULD BE GOOD OVER HERE EVERYONE HAS FIRE!
    (ALL FIRE TO THE MYSTERY 40+ ? )

    DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ( OF COURSE LEGALLY ) AND WHEN YOU ALL LOOK BACK WHEN YOU ARE OLD (ENOUGH), NO REGRET.

    GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF YOU.................

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  11. It's healthy to Party Hearty (TM) from time to time. youpartytoomuch would be 70 and in his/her deathbed WISHING that he/she had lived the life we had. Live life to the fullest. :)

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  12. Y not get a job with Absolut? U can have the excuse of drinking on the job... even if u r an accountant.

    Get work with a liquor distributor...they pay peanuts but try 2 convince them with the freeflowing concept. It may work out and u spend less

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  13. Pretty sure Elaine Daly and Amber Chia weren't there plus weren't m2m girls? I can't be sure though cos I never heard of them hoho.

    And Angus was his first name, not last :P

    FA: Got lah. I bumped into Elaine Daly at the bar when I first entered the club. AND overheard her talking about MDG. Amber Chia WAS there because I spoke with her and you can see her pic on cyber-red's blog. :) M2M was an answer to one of the song quizzes. And whooops, I thought Angus was his last name. :P

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  14. Ah maybe after I left..anyway I know it was a quiz answer, what I meant was you said "M2M Pretty Boy!" when M2M is two girls.

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  15. Pretty Boy is the name of the song by M2M lar. hehe.
    And no, Amber and Elaine Daly were there when we got there, which was when you were still there. But they were at the other bar, the one we parked ourselves at. :D

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  16. you people so happening at the corner hehe

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  17. lol ST is damn blur...i saw everyone except amber chia though!

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  18. Oh i missed free booze. I heard Wild Live Blogging got free booze but beer only.

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  19. hey you havent posted a video in awhile maybe you should hahaha another one about beer i guess? well youre a delight to read!

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  20. Lol... someone is rather bitter and dissatisfied. And it isn't FA.

    Trolls are so funny...

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