Monday, April 30, 2007

Thank Goodness...

.... I said your pinky and not mine. :P

Sorry^gazillion trillion.

Something literally came up last weekend.

Took up ALL my time handling it.

If I'm not too occupied, I'll try tomorrow or Wednesday.

To camwhore I mean.

I DO owe certain people certain things. So camwhoring posts HAVE to be up by THIS WEEK.

:( I hope they aren't mad at me, yet.

Meanwhile, enjoy episode 19 of Heroes, Naruto's Sippuden, and Bleach's Aizen arc.

Then gloat to me at how fucking awesome they are and how I am a bigger loser than a paramecium because even the parameciums have more of life than I do because I haven't EVEN watched them yet. :(

Muaks!

P/s: LAST DAY TODAY FOR TAXES! Even if you're NOT eligible to pay taxes, (and feel like you need to do the right thing because you strongly feel like you WILL become the next billionaire and don't want LHDN to give you trouble on back taxes while seeing your name slash all over the front pages of the newspaper and CNN) you should open an account with them.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Public Announcement.

STEALING a VERY SHORT BREAK from work (just in my first week and already freaking busy sigh) to bring you this news.

If you are a fan of suanie.net—and I mean who isn’t since she is the GREATEST thing that has EVER happened and everybody NEEDS A SUAN(TM) —you would be well aware of her semi-failed quest for some certain peanut butter cups…. which has resulted in her resorting to shameless beggary.

WELL.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

GUARDIAN/TIMES is having a warehouse sale right now (which ends on 2 May!)

It sells EVERYTHING from Things You Never Ever Need But Compel You To Buy Them Anywat Just Because, Things You Might Need So You Buy It In Bulk Now Because It’s So Filthy Cheap And Then Chuck It Into Some Corner For It To Rot And Turn Into A Nest For Creepy Crawlies to Things You Buy Just In Case Somebody’s Birthday’s Coming up….. AND!!!!!

REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FROM THE US OF A!

THE REAL STUFF! NONE OF THE HEALTHY SUGAR-FREE SHIT MEANT ONLY FOR PANSIES!

FOR FILTHY CHEAP TOO!

I FUCKING KID YOU NOT.

And lotsa other sorts of candy which you’ll NEVER EVER GET IN MALAYSIA, but for some odd reason have ended up at the GUARDIAN WAREHOUSE SALE!

I MEAN, SINCE WHEN DID GUARDIAN SELL REESE’S?

I’m not exactly sure where the warehouse sale is, BUT Try checking it out in your local papers, or posters on the lamp- posts by the street while you’re stuck in a rush hour traffic and feeling so nauseated from the claustrophobia which develops into an inexplainable urge to chew your hands off.

Okay now back to work.

This weekend, updates with pictures. I swear it or your pinky dies.

P/s: By the way, Have you filed in your taxes? Three days left people! Hurry!

Saturday, April 14, 2007

AWOL

I AM SO RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING SORRY AND ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR TOTALLY NEGLECTING THIS SITE OMG!

Bad blogger. Very bad blogger. Go to your room. Don't pass go. Don't collect 200 bucks. And no internet connection for a week until you've thoroughly thought about what you've done you bad blogger you.

So sorry really.

This whole "not having a job thing" is crazy. I've been busier in my past 4 weeks of not working than I have in my entire 5 years of being an employed corporate drone.

I've hardly been home except to sleep. I mean shit, my parents don't even remember having a daughter anymore.

It's been THAT BAD.

And then somewhere along the 4 weeks of being this really busy unemployed person (oh the irony), my monitor died on me, and then my slave driver kaputed. So yeah. That kinda sucked.

...... and have I told you how much I FUCKING HATE SHOPPING?!?!?!? ARGH!

So anyway, this is a quicky to tell you I still live. This site still lives. And guess what? Pictures coming up soon! MUAHAHAHAH!!! Too bad deal with it go counseling and in time you'll come to forgive me.

REAL updates as soon as I start work (hahaha). Promise promise promise. Pinky promise!

Please keep loving me kthxbai.