Monday, March 24, 2008

I Hate Cats.

Read on RPK today:

"....it does not matter whether it is a white cat or a black cat, the most important thing is that the cat can catch the mouse."

But in reality, most cats do nothing except to eat, sleep, shit, fuck other cats, fight with each other over territory & mates and only layan you when they want something from you.

22 comments:

  1. But they are CUTE!!!! mows...

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  2. i just love to watch pussies
    running around the place.
    pardon the pun

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  3. My sentiments exactly. You don't own the cat, the cat owns you. Tsk tsk tsk.

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  4. Just like humans!

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  5. All cats are pussies, but not all pussies are cats. ahaha

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  6. You don't really know much about cats, do you?

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  7. Some say there is a difference between white pussy and black pussy. LOL

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  8. i couldn't help it but reminds me of wingz saying pc.com as pussy.com

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  9. Actually cat doesn't catch the mouse, they just like to toyed with smaller animal or insect.

    Please support FA here. http://simonseow.blogspot.com/2008/03/blog-of-week-fireangelismcom.html

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  10. I hate cats too.

    If I had it my way I'd run over cats with a car, back up, grill their dead bodies again and again and again until they become mush, until they become part of the concrete road.

    Or jam firecrackers up their asses and light them up.

    I threw a kitten out from 2nd floor once. It didn't die, it landed nicely on its four feet. Gonna try higher up.

    Fuck.

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  11. But it's cool to be a cat, it's cool for cats!

    Actually, you make them sound like my ex-wife.

    I used to love my cat Missy. She was my baby girl. Now Suzie is [though she isn't as loving as Missy was]. Missy loved to be around me, even when I wasn't giving her food and stuff.

    Anyway, I am caught in a huge dilemma. I am allergic to cats but I am a cat person. Dogs are too needy, and who really wants to marry a dog? :-) Cats are independant and leave you alone all day. Who cares if they can't catch a mouse. We don't have mice in our house after we put all the rat sack down to kill them!!!

    Top Cat,
    The indisputable leader of the gang! :-)

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  12. Not only that, they scratch ur car's windscreen,
    sleep on ur shoes, leaving their fur everywhere,
    Meowing pathetically in the middle of the night,
    and shit in front of the house every morning.

    Stupid cats.
    No qualm in running over them with my car.

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  13. You cannot hate what is part of you unless you are able to grow a dick overnight.

    *ROTFLMAO*

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  14. Harrison bin HansomeMarch 27, 2008 at 7:52 AM

    This is the 1st time I dropped by. I hate cats but I can't stand the profanities traded explicitly here. It's like an orgy fest!

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  15. I have a cat who is so friendly and simply likes to follow its masters around even when we dun have anything to offer them (eg food).

    He wags his tail and runs around sniffing... Sometimes, I really wonder if this is a dog trapped in a cat's body.

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  16. u missed this part about cat - they piss around to remind you of their presence and their respective zoning system.

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  17. cats deceive you.. when the are small , they are all cute and cuddly, when they grow up they become stuck up and aloof and arrogant... they are never there when you want them but wander in and out of the house at their whims and fancies. worse of all if you dont own the cat, the tend to poop anywhere they pleases.. in your house! DEATH TO ALL CATS!

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  18. No, you won't say that after you see the Lolcats , they are emo, evils, crazy,etc. ;)

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  19. "cats do nothing except to eat, sleep, shit, fuck other cats, fight with each other over territory & mates and only layan you when they want something from you."

    Don't you mean men?

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  20. apparently today they in the newspaper (the star) they mentioned that cats lower the risk of heart attacks. :P
    by 40%!!!!

    Meows

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  21. What is RPK and why are they quoting Deng Xiaoping (the cat remark)?

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  22. I actually have a cat that is super manja and wants constant attention and affection from people, if not it'll whine till he gets it, even if it's 5am. It's damn demanding, this one. I guess mine is very rare.

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