I am about 156cm. Maybe 154.
That's about 5 feet 2 inches. Or 1 inch.
Maybe much shorter. I don't know.
If you didn't know that I was short before, NOW you do.
I blame it on the lack of eating babies when I was younger. The babies I consume now all go straight to my hips.
So, the next person who exclaims "OMFG YOU ARE SO SHORT" or anything remotely similar to that will get gang-raped by a horde of horny male orang-utans artificially stimulated with 10000cc's of SEX HORMONES.
I am fucking sick of people acting all surprise and shit at how short I am. It's not like I have a snout for a nose. Or pointy elf ears. Or 3 extra arms. Or an embedded twin on my back. Or that half of my body is covered in green slimy fish scales.
I'm. Just. Short.
It's not even funny anymore.
Freakingly tall poeple deserve to be in travelling circuses anyway.
You heart-eating bastards.
The proper term is "petite and cute", OKAY!