Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors is a scam.
Of all the guys who are featured in the list; half of them are NOT eligible, a quarter of them are NOT straight. And the rest are barely legal.
I mean seriously dudes, Malaysia running out of straight single men in their 20s-30s isit? Turned cannibal and feasted on each other's BRAINS? Left the country when the price of petrol went up?
Or are you fuckers just being typical lazy fucks and not doing your job properly?
Fine. Ineligible fairies I can take. As long as they're hot, you know? At least give us SOMETHING to drool over and... stuff. That's the whole point of the list anyway, right?
It's a girl's magazine for fuck sakes of COURSE it's going be shallow of COURSE it's going to be full of shit of COURSE it's meant for entertaining of COURSE we're going to expect SOME form of sex...... I mean eye candy. Eye candy. Freudian slip. Really.
I can count the number of eye candies in that list with ONE hand.
I absolutely can NOT accept that some of the guys on the list are prettier looking than I am. Shit.
This is quite seriously and quite frankly, wtfing, mates.
I want my RM5.60 back you cheating lying scoundrels.
*casts Level 15 sorceress fireball on Cleo*
Screw you, Cleo.
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