3 of us, Suan, Paul and I were the first to arrive at the joint at about 4pm. Suan just had her ear cut open so she couldn't have any alcohol because of her antibiotics and was whining like a pregnant bitch with a craving for pickled nutmeg. Being the self-sacrificing GOOD friend that I naturally am, I drank for TWO to make up for her loss. :P
We had half-thought that the cast would FFK us, because it was all cold and wet outside from the storm earlier. Well.. they didn't. Hence, the lack of hatred and profanities in this post. Heh.
Of course, being freaking chronic "bloggers" Suan and I took turns forcing the casts to camwhore with us, which they docilely complied to. Thankfully too, otherwise things could get a little messy when I take out the cuffs and leather spiked whips.
Turns out that they were more of a camwhore than us. -_-"
Patrick Teoh aka Uncle Sam.
Patrick arrived the earliest and entertained us with stories from his past. A bloody natural camwhore/playwhore/blogwhore, Patrick is the funniest and nicest guy ever! So unlike his Radio 4 days when he's constantly barking at his callers for being idiotic. *phew* I was a tad bit dissapointed that Min couldn't make it though because she's the sweetest, warmest thing ever and I like her to bits!
Ben Tan aka Teddy
Ben came in second. He whipped out a rather big sophisticated looking tool and started shooting at us. A lot.
Then 2 hours after the meet he posted up all his handiwork in the blog for all to see. Damn fast. Speedy Gonzales ain't got nothing on him.
It's here ---> Click!
Jia-Wei aka Ruth
Oh my god. Jia-Wei is so damn hot in real life she makes it hard for a straight girl to stay straight. Didn't even get to talk to her much that night as the other guys were all wrestling for her attention. I didn't even stand a chance. :(
U-En aka Lenny
I liked U-En a LOT! He damn layan-ed me half the night. Of course I was the one who bugged him the whole time to be layan-ed but he was really nice as he didn't pull his ALL hair out, yell at me or threaten me with a hammer or anything like that. AND he really has this wicked, subtle sense of humour. I like!!!
Suan doing her thang.
Suan you bitch. Stop stealing my men. How the hell am I EVER going to have a chance with my "happily ever after" if you keep luring the guys away from me like that you evil scheming fox. CATFIGHT. GRR.
Ian aka Joey
Ian arrived late because he was doing his hair. Ian's version of hell would be a place with no reflective surfaces. Hahahah! Don't punch my face Ian! Patrick said it one! I'm just quoting Patrick only! *runs*
Max aka Thor
Thor is really sweet! I had the pleasure of speaking to him on the phone quite recently and he is so damn nice! I saw him in Gubra and I kept expecting his character to say something like "Where the hell's the goddamn scissors" (like in the homecoming) in Cantonese but of course, he never did. Sian.
At the Bulldog, I asked him how old he was. He said, "63"
No way. You look at LEAST........... 75 to me. :P
Gavin Yap aka The Director
Wah. When I first saw him I turned bright pink. Then he sat right next to me and I MUST've turned a few shades pinker. *sweats* So what if he was forced to seat next to me because there weren't any other available seats left on our table? I mean, if he wanted to, he could've ALWAYS taken another chair right? But no! He sat next to me wei!
I didn't think my blushing was so obvious until that SUAN pointed it out rather loudly, "FA! What's wrong with you lah? Why so red?" Bitch!
We didn't talk much because I was a little star-strucked and speechless. Haih. Gavin was like "Wah.. you really quite shy in real life har!"
Especially when I'm around someone I have a little crush on. Ahem.
Bugger came damn late and then left the earliest some more, Barely enough time for me to stare stalkingly at him also. Haih. Damn tak puas.
Pinkpau is really young and damn cute. She makes me want to EAT babies.
MidniteLily was present too.. but she cabut-ted too early and we didn't get a chance to camwhore together. :(
Of course THE TV Smith was around as he is always present at the most happening places! Bwahaha!
As prettily decorated as it is, Bulldog's service was shit. Order a drink and it takes about 5 billion years to come. To be fair, we were upstairs and were basically the only group there, the servers must've been damn busy downstairs or something. If that's the case then, HIRE MORE PEOPLE LAH. Tius.
Don't drink the Long Island Ice Tea. It tastes like dishwashing soap. What the fuck is wrong with bloody Malaysian bars? Every single bar I've ever ordered LIT from fucks it up utterly, save for one. TGI Friday's. Best. Forever. Amen. Do you know other places with L33T LIT? Tell me, PLEASE.
And don't ask for an Orgasm. It comes in one miserable shotglass. I prefer my Orgasms to come in multiples at once, thanks.
Don't order food here on an hungry, angry stomach, unless you like the feeling of acid corroding your stomch lining till it BLEEDS.
Don't watch too much MTV on the telly, even WHEN the Korean cutey, Rain, is dancing his heart out LIFE IN NY, while you're meeting new people, because you're there to meet the people, not watch Rain on telly. Bad bad girl. But OMG Rain is so hot. Look at that turn oooohhhh.... slurp. OI! Concentrate! Bad girl!
Don't spend the whole night till the early hours of the morning losing drinking games and drinking like a fish because you LOST at drinking games on the VERY same day you'll be meeting your idols because it leaves not a good impression.... :roll:
So when's the next drinking session, people? I think I need it already..... :(
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