Shove the lemon up its ass
Give it the finger.
...... then proceed to chill with a mug of Hoegaarden.
On other news,
I just got myself a SIM card replacement.
Set me back 50 bucks. Sigh.
I'm using my sister's old Nokia 3410 for the moment.... or forever, depending on my mood which, at this moment, is leaning towards "I don't give a fuck".
Well, at least nobody would even want to THINK about flicking this baby dinosaur.
Call me. I don't have your numbers anymore.