1. May you contract leprosy.
2. May your wife cheat on you on your brother who is a gay and has a small dick who will fuck her up the ass. And may she bear HIS children, somehow.
3. May you shoot blanks. And be barren. For the spawns that are borne to you are better off dead than to carry your despicable seed.
4. May you constipate and have bloody piles of the most painful sort.
5. May your urethra burn and sting whenever you take a piss.
6. May your dick be infested with untreatable flesh eating viruses and may it painfully and slowly turn gangrene with puss and open sores for the rest of your cowardly insignificant life.
I fucking tulan now.
Am staying away from KLCC for abit. Stupid fucked up place.
Pride of the country konon. Pfft.
Brand new phone some more. Just when I was getting the hang of it.
It's not JUST RM1250 down the drain.
It's the hassle of losing numbers.
The hassle of having to replace the goddamn SIM card.
The hassle of having to GO to the Maxis centre to GET the goddamn SIM card.
The hassle of having to buy ANOTHER PHONE.
The SPENDING OF MONEY to buy another goddamn phone.
The hassle of not being able to be in contact with people who are trying to CONTACT ME. Who knows, right at this very moment, some reaaallly rich good looking 28 year old hunk who happened to have got my number from a really nice mutual friend, might be trying to hook up with me, and what will he get on the other line? Dead tone.
Now with my phone gone, I'm also missing my organiser, watch, alarm clock, and a mp3 player.
Tulan or not you tell me?
TULAN OR NOT??!?
And this has to happen almost JUST before my birthday.
Damn no mood.
Wanna crawl underneath my covers and stay in there. Wake me up when 2006 ends, thanks.
P/s: Friends, please contact me on my house/office number if you have it. If you don't, email me for my number and I'll reply. Email me your numbers too. I won't get my SIM card till..... I have the time and transport to go to a MAXIS centre. which only opens during working hours. machauhai.