Got me a new toy over the weekend.
Fingers are now numb from fingering it too much.
Just what the hell were you thinking anyway?
Now, isn't that a huge mofo? I think it's great for covering bits which are not worth being uncovered. HAHAhahHaha. hahahah. hah.
Anyway, that baby set me back about 300 bucks.
Just posing with that damn thing increases my coolness factor by ten times!!!!!
..... or at least, that's how it FEELS like.
Imagine how much cooler it'll be if I actually learnt how to PLAY on that thing.
But knowing how ridiculously short my attention span is, I'm afraid it might end up collecting dust in a corner of some forgotten room somewhere.
*NOT FOR THREE HUNDRED BUCKS YOU DON'T! UNDERSTAND!*
Okay okay. Understand.