Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Gummy Bears (tm) Beware.

Serial Gummy Eater (tm) on the prowl.

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Oh herro!

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Yum yum yum

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Oh no... I'm so sowieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*rinse and repeat*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

40 comments:

  1. ACTKIUTISMMMMMM

    FA: That's the central theme of this blog innit?

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  2. ? uhmmm...wut happened to ya hair ?

    FA: So you know. one day I was walking by this abondoned warehouse. It was all old dark and dusty. And I got really curios see? So I walked in. And it smelt like death. And Chemicals. And all sorts of bad weird shit. And it looked like it could've a hideout for drunks, drug addicts and homeless people.. you know? Really creepy and shit. So I walked in, right? Trying to avoid puddles of what I presume were piss and shit all over the area.. and I saw this huge tank. It was rusty, the metallic paint was peeling off from what I assume was from age and the elements.. and I got really curios. I had to see what was inside see? I had to. I was already there. It called my name. There was a reason for my being there. I needed to know what was IN the tank. I spotted a ladder next to the tank see. They must've used it to tip things inside the tank during the haydays when the warehouse was still alive and buzzing with activity. So I climbed it. ONe rung after a another. Gingerly testing to see if each rung would give way because it was made of wood? And it was rotting? So I didn't want to mis step and topple and if that happened it would've been a bad thing, see? So Yeah. I got all the way to the top, and being the short fuck that I am, try to look into the tank see? But i couldn't really make out what was IN there. It was too dark. And too deep down. So I stretched some more. And stretched. And took another peek again.. athen suddenly, the bloody rotting wodden ladder gave way. And I fell in. And the next thing I knew, my hair became like this. End.

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  3. Poor gummies. Beheaded at their prime. You sadist FA!!

    FA: BWAHEHAEHAEHAeAHEAHEAHEa.. ANd I'll KEEP DOING IT UNTIL MY LUST FOR THEM IS SATISFIED!!

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  4. Who is that boy ?

    FA: Jesus.

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  5. red string.. emmm

    FA: Before you try to churn out anymore bullshit ur so fond of churning out, let me tell you that my MUM gave me that to wear.

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  6. STILL belum habis ar? must buy 4D oledi. :D:D:D

    FA: Make it last for as longggggggg as I possibly can!!!!111

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  7. that last shot is REALLY masculine...

    FA: You've been checking out too many pictures of girly looking boys haven't you?

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  8. The green ones taste much nicer.

    Antique(?) rosewood chair in the background reminds me of my grandpa's place...

    FA: RED GUMMY BEARS PWNS JOO

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  9. Is this some sort of horror movie audition? The Eye. The Wig. THE GUMMY. *dun dun dunnnnnnnn*

    FA: Yum.

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  10. you're sucha camwhore... carry on!

    FA: So tell me something I don't ALREADY know lar. :P

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  11. Siao! I think you gonna have finished whole pack!
    You look fresher!

    FA: Nope. The pack still sitting nicely on my table. Yeay! And on the contrary, I feel more dead

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  12. eating a whole bag of gummies... will it give u diarrhea or constipation ah?

    FA: Har. How did ONE gummy turn into a PACK of gummies?

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  13. should try the gummy worms.. they are tasty too...

    you must love chewing on your pens and pencil huh?

    FA: Yup really good. And sour gummy colas. And everything else gummy. I used to chew on pens and pencils, but that was about 15 years ago. What does that have to do with anything?

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  14. that reply to Terry is worthy of an entire blog post on its own... :D:D

    FA: I thought it was more fun than "I cropped it off" anyway. :)

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  15. OMG you ate that gummi bears head off !
    Your so cruel ! you should have just TELAN it !
    woo hoo !

    FA: Telan kenot rasa the taste.

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  16. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gummy_bear
    And this make my eye rolls :
    The consistency of gummy bears has been proposed as ideal for breast implants. "Gummy Bear breast implants" have been on the market since 2005

    FA: THERE IS HOPE YET!

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  17. eyeris: that's called a dabido!

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  18. should suck on a gummy bear...not chew

    FA: Suck lollipop. chew gummy bear. Get it right!

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  19. Small boobs... Gummy Bear breast implants... sucking on gummy bears... Sounds like a plan.

    FA: What der????...... *Sharpens meat cleavers*

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  20. U blog? :) So that's how u spend most of your free time :)

    FA: ho ho ho. you found me! now I'd have to destroy this one and make a new one.

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  21. I prefer orange M&Ms myself.

    FA: Got some kinky reason for that or not?

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  22. KY - thats not a red string, it's a gummy bear after his been on the rack too long! :-)

    Paul - Yes, FA has finally come to the dark side. We now call her Sith Angel! bwahahahahaaaa!

    FA - I guess Gummy Bears don't say, 'Start at the knees, please'. [I hope people are old enough to remember that ad ... provided they had it in Malaysia] lol

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  23. who stops at only 1 gummy???

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  24. I'm only summarising the thoughts of your random readers. Don't murder the messenger.

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  25. lollipop...lick lah.....

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  26. How could some one look so cute while committing the sadistic act of beheading an adorably yummy gummy bear? Only FA! :p

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  27. uh..

    for a self-professed camwhore, u sure need a hell lot more than juz thick skin.

    maybe some THICK MAKEUP wld do it. yep

    FA: Yeah well, plenty of other "better" camwhoring blogs out there. See that nice big red box with an X on the top right hand corner of your browser? Click on it and move along now.

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  28. ooo.. cola gummies are good...

    hmm.. why was when you just lick em clean!! hehehe..

    so this is the new hairdo?

    FA: uh huh. It'll grow out.

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  29. Gummy bears pwns!!!!!!111111oneoneone

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  30. well, i think you look good it in... but cant really tell till i meet u real life... pictures can be decieving...

    anyway, any plans for the weekend? camwhoring sessions?

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  31. the bygone long hair days...

    http://www.kevinhan.net/v2/view_post.php?post_id=189

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  32. why suddenly so hardworking reply all comments? hmm? i jeles.

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  33. i also wan gummybearr i is want the purple berry one.. very nice

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  34. hey
    i really like your short hair =)

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  35. Saw you and KY at Ms.Read, you are kecik (sorta) like me eh. Was only a table away. Quite ganas hor you? ;)

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  36. I hear some girls shave of all their hair to help men find their way in the dark.

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  37. you're very attractive

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