Wednesday, February 1, 2006

It's NevAr Too Late

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Herro! It's me! Last year's mascot! I had a great time. I mean, check out my belly. A result of a whole year's worth of boozing, making merry, messing around with the other chicks and cock feed. It's a tough job, being the cock of the year and all that.

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Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine. Dog. I know right? We're supposed to be enemies and he's supposed to be chasing my tail and everything. But look, he has his arm around my wings. In a good way. Good way = not enemies. See? We're best buds.

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Dog: Hoi. Shuddup. My turn. Woof!

Cock: Sniff ok. Baibai.

Dog: Hi! Me is dog. Me is cute. Me new mascot. Wish you good things. Woof woof!

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Angpows. Blue coloured paper. A lot. Very good. Bone? Even Better.

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Good shit. Have more.

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*Hic*

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Many friends. Many happiness. Many time. Many good.

Gong Xi Gong Xi!

21 comments:

  1. woah!!! that's one of the best wishes yet!!!!

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  2. was that the bitch licking the cock

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  3. OMG "bitch licking the cock".. :|

    buahahahahahaha..

    and stop playing with yar sister soft toy.. :p

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  4. haha! Happy Chinese New Year to all!
    Your angpau is FAT.... I wish I got something like that too :).... Need more dogs!! 2 more to make 9 doggy =)

    FA: Notes stuffed in that angpow is strictly for illustrative purposes ONLY and DOES NOT in ANYWAY represent reality. Sniff.

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  5. That is a very big ang pow you have. Happy Chinese New Year.

     FA: Please refer to previous comment. Meh.

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  6. that's my kind of dog. let's go drinking one day mutt.

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  7. Drunk dogs look especially adorable, lalala.

    Happy New Year, Fireangel! :D

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  8. hey wait, that Chivas bottle looks familiar...

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  9. Gong hey... wtf the money there is blue?

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  10. How often has some drunk guy woken up to find he went home with a dog?
    Well, apparently, this year it will be good luck! :-)
    So all you guys out there are going to get lucky this year ... well, if you can call it lucky ... just, don't get sober, they'll look better that way. :-)

    FA - Cute Doggy Mascot. :-)

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  11. why no pictures of THE STUPID DOG?

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  12. haha! illustrative purposes then put some USD and EUROs!!!
    ^_^ nevermind got one green note go get more green notes play cards, mahjong, and big 2!

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  13. something's missing... where's the monkey??

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  14. Wah lau eh, I want that Chivas bottle!

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  15. You're not fooling us -- it's the old Tea Inside a Liquor Bottle trick, isn't it?

    Also, FYI, Cock + Dog does NOT equal Many Dogs. It equals Cocky Bitches. That ends our class for today.

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  16. Kurt: you're underestimating her. lol.

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  17. I love Fireangl. What nice long hair. It even goes to her armpits. Yum, yum.

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  18. Haha... The pets are funny.
    Hope there will be a good dog yr ahead.

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