Wednesday, February 1, 2006
It's NevAr Too Late
Herro! It's me! Last year's mascot! I had a great time. I mean, check out my belly. A result of a whole year's worth of boozing, making merry, messing around with the other chicks and cock feed. It's a tough job, being the cock of the year and all that.
Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine. Dog. I know right? We're supposed to be enemies and he's supposed to be chasing my tail and everything. But look, he has his arm around my wings. In a good way. Good way = not enemies. See? We're best buds.
Dog: Hoi. Shuddup. My turn. Woof!
Cock: Sniff ok. Baibai.
Dog: Hi! Me is dog. Me is cute. Me new mascot. Wish you good things. Woof woof!
Angpows. Blue coloured paper. A lot. Very good. Bone? Even Better.
Good shit. Have more.
Many friends. Many happiness. Many time. Many good.
Gong Xi Gong Xi!
at 1:30 AM