What does a girl do, bored out of her mind, on a really hot Tuesday night, with a couple of beers on the side, and a webcam at her disposal?
Shoot a video.
What does a girl do with it after she has sobered up?
Post it up for the world to see and ridicule, then let them shred her self-worth to pieces.
She must be out of her freaking mind.
.... and I reaaaaally should stop referring to myself as a third person
READ THIS FIRST:
1. It was late. I was tired. And already had a drink before the video.
2. I am ALREADY aware that :
a) I sound like I am retarded
b) I am as eloquant as a 5 year old autistic child with a speech impediment
c) I have an annoying voice
d) My face is ugly
e) I'm as funny as a chinese fingernail extracting torture instrument
f) [insert other deragotary insult of choice]
... so yeah, please tell me something NICE. Even if you have to lie through your teeth.
3. This would be of course, my first video recording ever.
4. The video was done in ONE take. No edit, nothing - only because I don't KNOW how to, and even if I did, I probably can't be arsed to do it. But, I did do retakes (about 2 others) because I kept screwing up pronounciating words like HI! FIREANGEL! IS! NOT! ALCOHOLIC!
5. No preparations or ANY research done prior to recording. I WILL say stupid things.
6. It's 7 minutes. I know. Got carried away. Sorry. Perhaps an alcoholic beverage first?
7. I bear NO responsibility whatsoever for anything BAD that may happen to you as a result of watching this video (eg, convulsions, nightmares, insomnia, nausea, hysteria, the sudden ability to speak in tongues etc.)
8. I deny EVERYTHING.
Nevertheless, I STILL hope you have as much fun watching it as I have recording it.
Some obligatory but very bad quality camwhoring pictures. Using webcam lah.
My companion for the night.
WTF! Stop acting cute, bitch.
It's hosted HERE.
Edited: Ok fuckers, it's not that I DON'T know. I HAVE tried embedding it. But it just screws up the entire layout and I can't be arsed to TRY IT ANYMORE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I'VE EDITED THIS POST IN AN HOUR?!?!?! SHITTTT! *Bangs head on broken glasses out of frustration*