Hello boys and girls who oft visit here because you have absolutely nothing else better to do, love pain and have too many IQ points to kill.
Have little bit of dilemma.
Have new job which actually requires me to dress up like I actually have a job.
Then slowly. slowly. I might have to get a fucking PDA. Might. Gah. Money going out faster than I'm earning it.
This new job is really costing me a lot of moolah. MOOLAH I DON'T HAVE! Aren't jobs SUPPOSED to earn you moolah? Did I get the concept wrong here?
STOP DIGRESSING YOU CRAZY DRUNK WOMAN!
In my previous job of FIVE YEARS, I sat on my desk 9-5 in front of the computer and speak to NOBODY. Had I showed up in a furry costume in the shape of a baboon's backside, nobody would've ever noticed; unless I set myself on FIRE and run around the department, very, very, VERY slowly while SCREAMING my head off, flaying my heads about like a madman..... ON FIRE.
With the new job, I'll actually have to get off my ass and TALK to humanoids on a regular basis.
So new PRESENTABLE threads are required.
Please recommend me where I can go to buy the following:
1. 2-3 full suits (dark grey, beige/cream, dark brown) (and suits should preferably be pants/skirt/blazer combo) (Update: I can NOT wear Zara suits - Too long. Even their smallest size makes me look like I'm swimming in it. Spade's (KLCC) selection of suits VERY YUCKY THIS TIME. Other suggestions please?)
2. shirts (3-5)
3. girly corporationey blouses (??!?!?!) which I can wear instead of fucking shirts all the time inside my suit.
3. pumps (closed toed shoes lar)
.....and MUST meet the following requirements.
1. Will NOT cost me an arm a leg of my future newborn ie, Affordable ie, CHEAP (I hate paying full price).
2. Inspite of it being affordable, FITS WELL for someone of my koff STATURE (I wear a size midget with fat legs).
3. Of decent quality (I am a VERY rough midget)
So don't lah try to be all funny and say stupid things like "go pasar malam". Also, don't ask me to tailor-make either. I am NOT made of money. Nor do I have the luck of being doted upon by a sugar daddy who only requires my time in return, and nothing else.
Please, please help this hopeless girl with fashion senses akin to a colour-blind rabied inbred mongrel sewer rat.
Actually, giving me money would help a tonne too.
And in return I swear upon the castle of grayskull that I'll put enough pictures of me camwhoring in my new threads to make you lose your sleep FOREVER.
OMG TOTALLY TWISTING MY ARM HERE JUST TO GIVE YOU THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY! BECAUSE IN FIREANGELISM YOUR HAPPINESS MATTERS!!
Tenkiu berry much!
I RUV NEW YORK!
(can't fucking believe Heroes' episode 19's gonna take so long to air!)