Friday, November 3, 2006

Young At Heart. And Mind.

Herro.
I am FA.
I am 26.
I read children's books.

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Herro.
This is my sister.
She is 14.
She reads timeless classics.

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Herro.
I am FA.
I am VERY young at heart.
And mind.


My sister is sitting next to me as I'm updating this post.

"What? Is that all you're posting about? 2 pictures and 10 words?"

"Yeahhh...."

"Just to show how much you suck?"

"Er. Yeah."

"OKaaayyyy....."

*Goes back to doing her own thing. Like find the cure for cancer or something*

Sigh.

Guess I'm not winning the Best Elder Sister Award this year.

*Sister looks over my shoulder*

"Well, you did buy me that book!"

Oh. Then I suppose I'm still eligible for it after all. :)

Whee! Happy weekend all!

38 comments:

  1. is that all you're posting???? just ONE picture of yourself???? :D

    FA: Got picture of my pretty sis what!

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  2. those books have fonts size 34 and with lotsa pictures ? i can't read story books cuz i am dyslexic ....poor thing

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  3. Weh, show more face lah!!

    Holy moly I sound like a paedophile. Hahaha

    FA: You paedo...

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  4. all them doctors are paedos

    FA: Dude, speak for yourself.

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  5. you both need playgirl magazines.

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  6. if it makes you feel any better, remember roald dahl writes highly disturbing stories as well.

    and to kill a mockingbird is sort of on schoolies to-read booklist. ;)

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  7. Wahahahah!

    Classic book, To Kill a Mockingbird. The movie was great too!

    But, erm, I read Calvin and Hobbes regularly. Even got the big heavy box set. So maybe am not as grown up as ppl think, huh?

    But how can kids identify with a Ferrari Dino, which is on the cover of yr "kids book"?

    Good weekend to u too, FA!

    FA: YOU HAVE THAT RM600 BOX SET ARE YOU SHITTING ME!

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  8. Do you have many of those stripey shirts?

    FA: Just 2. One in green. Another in red. I wear it over and over and over again. Because I'm poor.

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  9. you're so adorable..... can't get any cuter than that huh?

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  10. wheres ah horng?

    FA: yeah where is he? He no likey my sister no more? HAHAHAHA

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  11. Gezzz.. You look like those jailbird in stripes reading Dahl...

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  12. Good book you bought for your sis. You have my vote too for best elder sis.

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  13. I'm 23 and am still reading Crayon Shinchan comic..

    Phew..Lucky I don't have a younger sis/bro.

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  14. you should pose with your tucker max book.

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  15. Umm, FA, are your lips moving as you read?

    FA: Umm, why?

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  16. you forgot young at breasts!

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  17. at least you read! i know lots of mofos who don't even bother .... such idiots.

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  18. Reading To Kill a Mockingbird at 14 is incredible actually. I enjoyed it, studied it for literature in form 5 :) Should read it, it's good stuff.

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  19. Androgynous

    Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt
    Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain
    Same hair, a revolution
    Same build, evolution
    Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?
    And they love each other so, androgynous
    Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous

    We'll don't get him wrong, and don't get him mad
    He might be a father but he sure aint a dad
    And she don't need the advice that is sent to her
    She's happy the way she looks, she's happy with her gender
    And they love each other so, androgynous
    Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous

    Mirror image, see no damage, see no evil at all
    Cupie dolls and urine stalls will be laughed at
    The way you're laughed at now

    Something meets boy and something meets girl
    They both look the same they're overjoyed in this world
    Same hair revolution
    Unisex evolution
    Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?

    And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants,
    Tomorrow Jane is wearing a dress
    Future outcasts and they don't last
    And today people dress the way that they please
    The way they tried to do in the last centuries

    And they love each other so, androgynous
    Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous.

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  20. Read Shakespeare, keeps you thinking for hours.

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  21. roald dahl makes the best curry dahl IMHO.

    only ever read The Sound Machine cause SPM english requires that. sad.

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  22. hey when your sister is done can i borrow the book ah!

    FA: In exchange for peanut butter cups I'll even let you borrow my sister!

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  23. Hey, it is value for money. Most famous English children book writer always acquire a good illustrator for their book.

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  24. read THE GAME by Neil Strauss. dun buy it, read it at starbucks BORDERS, not worth buying..

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  25. you n your sis 12 yrs apart ah ... sure onot

    FA: That's what I hear. Why? You know something I don't?

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  26. Read Aimee Bender :D
    She is really good.

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  27. Roald Dahl's books may be children's books, but they are satirical. You most probably laughed about it and still didn't realise it. That's why even adults enjoy them. =)

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  28. I love to read novels if I have more personal time. But I don't much time now since I started working...

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  29. i think that poem (is it one?) by mych is damn nice, but er... a bit irrelevant to the post right? -_-" weh FA, you got people literally waxing lyricals on your blog now, standard of stalkers higher already ah. congrats.

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  30. ..

    Superman's Song

    Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
    He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
    Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle
    But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent
    He would not be caught sittin' around in no
    Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing

    Superman never made any money
    For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
    And sometimes I despair the world will never see
    Another man like him

    Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
    Even though he could have smashed through any bank
    In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not
    Folks said his family were all dead
    Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself
    To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going

    Superman never made any money
    For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
    And sometimes I despair the world will never see
    Another man like him

    Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
    But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane."

    Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes
    I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back
    On man, join Tarzan in the forest
    But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes
    In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through
    And nothing to do but go on home

    Superman never made any money
    For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
    And sometimes I despair the world will never see
    Another man like him
    (2x)

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  31. .. well the wonders of the web.. I just rediscoved that some of my old albums still exist on the net..

    anyone remember Crash Test Dummies??

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  32. I'm Outlived By That Thing?

    I threw out a stupid common paperweight
    And it went out into the country
    To a place where other solid objects lie around
    Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there
    And when I die, it will still be somewhere

    Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

    A man once took a very famous photograph
    Went in books and even lectures
    Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness
    Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub
    He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub

    Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

    Scientists have recently just found out
    About a fish they didn't know of
    That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas
    It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while
    Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles

    Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

    FA: Erm. You so free ar...

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  33. Hey, are you exchangeable for peanut butter cups ?

    FA: Who is doing the exchanging? :)

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  34. "Jie you wearing the stripes shirt again? You taking picture ah?"

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  35. I think if the "who" does not really matter, almost everyone here will want a piece of you.

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  36. But I loved Henry Sugar and the Fingersmith. Its cool.....
    Dont care what other people say. Its cool.

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