Thursday, September 14, 2006

OMGWTFBBQSHITZZZZZZ!!!!!!111oneoneone

Shit. I accidentally found out who the winner of Rockstar Supernova is.

It's only like EVERYFUCKINGWHERE on the bloody |nT3rN3T!!!1111one.

YEARGHHHHHH PISSED OFF!!

*TURNS TO HULK! SQUISHES THE INTERNET WITH BIG GREEN FEET!*

Please, boys of Wikipedia, let me introduce you to this whole new wonderful & exciting place beyond the front door of your house called OUTSIDE.

Damn you fuckers! Do something ELSE with you life OTHER THAN SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TV AND PC 24-7!!!!!

Sigh.

I hate the internet. No, no no. That's not right. I DO love it. But I hate it. I love hating it? NO, I hate loving it.

Ah who cares. I'm still gonna watch it tonight anyway since, you know, I'm this sad, pathetic excuse of a human being with no social life whatsoever, destined to die old and alone only to be found weeks later half eaten by her legion of hamsters.

And since I'm ranting,

WHEN THE HELL IS MY KAKASHI GAIDEN GONNA START?!?!? WHY IS IT STILL ON THE GAY FILLERS AFTER 12 FUCKING MONTHS?!?!?! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ALL THESE BADLY DRAWN FUCKING PEASANTS FROM THEIR PATHETIC WARTHORN COUNTRIES WHO ARE FOREVER FIGHTING OVER THE STUPIDEST THINGS LIKE A PIECE OF ROCK! OR A DISGUSTING BUG! OR WHATEVER!!!! MASASHI KISHIMOTO WOULD YOU STOP WANKING TO MIDGET ON CRUSTACEAN BUKKAKE PORN ALREADY AND GET ON WITH THE PROGRAM!

AND WHY THE HELL IS BLEACH STILL ON THE FUCKING VAMPIRE FILLER BULLSHIT NOBODY GIVES TWO FUCKS ABOUT?!?!?! I WANT TO SEE ICHIGO ASSWHOPPING THAT TRAITOROUS TWO FACED BITCH AIZEN WITH HIS FUCKING GINORMOUS BANKAII ALREADY FOR FUCK SAKES DO I REALLY NEED TO WAIT FOR MY GRANDCHILDREN TO SPAWN YOUNGLINGS BEFORE THIS EVER HAPPENS?!?!?

YEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Turns green. Squishes japan with bare hands*

I think I will go home and play Warcraft again. Just to kill humans.

Sigh.

32 comments:

  1. You should really consider reading the manga for Bleach and Naruto instead of torturing yourself by watching the fillers :D

    FA: I've stopped watching fillers. My eyes can't take crying blood anymore. It stings.

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  2. Go read the manga.. or try watching One Piece or something...

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  3. What's a "fucking ginormous bankaii"?

    If it's what I think it is, then yeah, one does get certain a thrill out of ass-whooping people with a fucking ginormous bankaii.

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  4. LoLz!!! I think the fillers suck!! They spoil the continuity of Bleach! Bah! The manga rawks but thanks to the Bountou filler...I dunno how they're gonna continue...*sighs*

    But yeah...whenever there's a finale to anything I avoid the Internet cos i dun wanna know who wins yet! ahakz!

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  5. HAhahahahahaha . . . you're cute . . . incredible hulk ? . . . dying for Kakashi Gaiden ? . . . . Can't wait for Bleach to get over the Bountou ? . . . tee hee hee - Dear girl, let me introduce you to this whole new wonderful & exciting place beyond the front door of your house called OUTSIDE. . . . just kidding . . .

    Hey, get over it . . . go buy a makeup kit and a funky outfit and cosplay the kakashi gaiden with your ermm . . . well . . . hamsters hehehehe :)

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  6. Haha. Never should have told you about Bleach still being on the vampire shit. It's been on fillers since ep50... I think I'll stick with watching Animax for a while. It turns out you can switch to Japanese instead of watching the dubbed version.

    FA: YOU MEAN IT HAS THE FREAKING I-II FUNCTION TOO?!?!?! OH.MY.GOD!!!!!!!

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  7. No astro. Read manga on internet. Kakashi Gaiden finished long time ago. Sometimes, the internet is good for some things.

    FA: I know the story already. But I still wanna see it COME TO LIFE.

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  8. Don't blame Kishimoto. He does not control the fillers that appear on Japanese TV. He just does the manga.

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  9. I watch Bleach online too .. still on Episode 17 so things are getting interesting at the moment .. Hehehe!

    I'd read the Manga .. but apparently the BM and English version SUCKS. Would read the Mandarin stuff but dunno how ...

    AH well ...

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  10. erm i am oredi so damn not going 2 believe another rumour 4 e fillers 2 end. it happened many times oredi, cheated once, nvr gonna b cheated again. time 2 just relax n read e manga. it is much worth ur time than those pathetic fillers with time wasting storylines.

    i am more interested 4 part 2 to start with e grown ups & e damn cool gaara vs. akatsuki! of coz at e same time wan 2 avoid e 'michael jackson' orochimaru who is busy molesting sasuke.

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  11. How're the guitar lessons coming along ?

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  12. Bleach is certainly going the way of Naruto, One Piece etc etc other anime titles that tends to stretch out into gazillion episodes, playing the melodrama up to an 11 and sucking our mind dry.

    I think you should give Black Lagoon a try. Its only 12 episodes and has the only female anime character that says "fuck" all the time XD

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  13. Hehe.. sorry you had to find out about the Rockstar Weiner that way (kalau good news takpe jugak, right?).. I'd usually keep myself totally OFF the internet the whole day if I want to be surprised with the outcome. Some fucker actually spoiled the weiner a few hours before the finale even aired in the States yesterday. Asshole. Anyway, I love how your blog is filled with colourful words. Now THIS is my kind of blog. :)

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  14. It seems that I'm not the only who thinks online Fansubs > official BM and English Translations.

    Ban kai? (I read Bleach religiously too btw) pffft.

    Harem No Jutsu.. now THAT's were it's at.

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  15. Try Blood+. It's pretty good. Yeah it HURTS to watch Bleach nowadays. I hated the Bountou to the hilt.

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  16. Black Lagoon is not bad... Levi rocks!

    Damn fedup with Naruto... even watching old episodes of anime in Animax is more fun.

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  17. I hate to watch, but have to watch... ....
    However, I totally stop watching bleach.

    try Aa Megami sama TV, Ergo proxy with 5.1 AC3.

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  18. so, sit in front of the tv 24/7 is any better?

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  19. Blood+ rocks!! Pretty good storyline and the twists aren't wasted PLUS there're no fillers!*cheers*

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  20. Hey FA,

    I understand ur frustration with bleach...TO HELL WITH FILLERS!!!!

    Anyhoo...if ur impatient like me, check out www.mangavolume.com instead. no downloads required at all. you can read every volume of the manga off the website =)

    P.S: just go all the way to volume 180 and start from there. Thats where it stops in the anime storyline. Enjoy!

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  21. for me..
    TV = one way communication.. stupid box *kick*
    TV + ASTRO = but i onli tahpau discovery/tech news..
    TV + ASTRO + internet = a hell of a eye bag i got my self into
    TV + ASTRO + INTERNET + BEER = ok~lah em done for the weekend..

    happy weekend :p

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  22. Oh man..FA! I didn't know you're into Naruto and Bleach. I've been like dying for some real Naruto action for ages...reading the manga just isn't enough. The damn fillers are like shit and they're not as funny too. It was rumoured that it would end May/June this year...but apparently it didn't. Damn cartoonists...

    But at least Bleach's fillers are not as bad as the Naruto ones. Ichigo won't beat Aizan anytime soon man..that Aizen can stop his Bankai with two fingers..OMFG..ppl reach limit already while Ichigo is still a punk.

    And you play warcraft? Ohh mann..you're full of surprises! haha.. it's fun to know that we share similar interests.. :D

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  23. Due to the fillers on Naruto and Bleach, i'm now watching eyeshield21, Mai Otome, Karin just for the sake of wasting my time..........shit.......
    U know wat? It's been so long since i last watch the Naruto anime or go to the animesuki forums.....i will just update myself on when the kakashi gaiden going to start through your website instead! hahaha..thanks FA.....keep me updated :)

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  24. People who come up with fillers should be shot! Darn commercial gimmicks. They're killing the art of animation.

    And Warcraft 3 still rocks! And Diablo too.

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  25. Bleach is still going on with the annoying filler? Omg what aepisode is it at already? And here i thought i was missing out on all the action

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  26. CAN HAVE JAPANESE?? I tried switching the dubbing i only had malay/malay, or malay/english. and no subtitles. and yeah, fansubs are of course better.

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  27. Kishimoto aint to blame. He only got royalty for the anime, he's only responsible for the manga. I think he's dancing with some mai-tais by now, since the manga itself has already concluded. It's a matter of publication, that's all.

    As for the anime, I kinda stopped watching naruto after that stupid ramen filler episode.

    Am not a big fan of bleach.

    OOOO... you play Warceaft? Please don't tell me you play dota before playing regular games? Pls pls pls, [hot] chick TRUE gamers are so hard to find these days.

    FA: I don't play DOTA. Define regular games. Define hot chick.

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  28. i have no place in my heart for any greater love than those that come out of a screen.

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  29. Regular games are melee games where you actually make buildings and make and army to pwn ppl's asses.

    Do I *really* need to define hot chick to a goddess?

    FA: But Of course melee games.

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  30. Hey FA, if u really wanna read the Bleach manga online (that has been decently translated from Jap to English) try www.bleachexile.com. If you need a website to download tons of anime, u can try www.anime-eden.com. Cheers and enjoy

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  31. Screw Bleaach and Narutardo and watch good anime for once. Like....Blood + or Zegapain or something.

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