So I was at Smashp0p's to get my usual weekly dose of male camwhoring pictures and what did I find?
A freaking camwhoring competition.
And what do the winners of that camwhoring competition win?
1st - A freaking Sony T30 camera
2nd - A freaking 4Gb Ipod
And how does one win it? First, the camwhorer has to send in a picture of him/herself. THen the camwhore will have to con people into voting for him/her. Then other people will have to log in to the website and vote like crazy for that camwhore. Then the camwhore sits back and waits. And hopes. And prays. And begs for people to vote some more.
There's even a prize for the top voter, a freaking Ipod Nano 2Gb.
If those aren't freaking delicious carrots to us barnyard of donkeys, I don't know what is.
I want the damned camera or Ipod. And I'm willing to camwhore for it. I've been willing to camwhore for a LOT less (or nothing) so yeah these prizes are a freaking BONUS!!!11one.
But the thing is, the Leo ego in me don't want to be participating in a competition where the Leo ego would get beaten down into a messy pulp with a big spiked stick of a troll. So, because the Leo Ego is a prude and doesn't want to take chances of being a bigger, desperate lamer that it already is (its owner keeps a blog? AND camwhores on it? hello?), the Leo Ego tied up its owner while threatening to forcefeed her with locally brewed beer to make her create a poll especially for all five of you and the other quadrillian robots out there as a gauge to see if its owner has even an atom of a chance to win anything.
If there's gonna be any shredding of my Leo ego, name-calling, or the threatening comments to eat my sister's hamsters, I rather it be here than in some obscure private forum with its members primarily consisting of 16 year old pimply pizza-faced boys who jerk off to just about everything that moves (breathing optional) and laugh at Jim Carrey's old fart jokes.
I appreciate the honesty.
For more information about that camwhoring competition, once again it's HERE.
So here's the poll. Knock yourselves out!
And while you're at it, maybe you could generously suggest how I should go about camwhoring. What positions. With what. Wearing what. Doing what. Anything goes. Except losing my clothes.
Thank you very much for your kinda co-operation. Your participation in this poll will greatly contribute to my self-gratification.
Update: Nope. Not doing it. Decided that I still have some atomic shreds of dignity left afterall.... and I got lazy.