Thursday, June 22, 2006

A Dick Is Useless When Everybody Else Is Dead.

I just read Suanie's pwning piece on Bush and his fucken WMDs.

Seriously dude, what the fuck is your problem wei. Stop trying to make up for the lack of your manhood lar. I have news for you, threatening other nations with your big bad nukes will NOT make your dick any bigger or better OKAY. Neither will "accidentally" shooting someone who bears the same name as something you lack. What you REALLY need, Mr DickFag a big kick up your ass with a spiked shoe and a jagged sledgehammer for your head.

I totally LOST it at the part where Suan mentioned that, and I quote,

"..... You see, the nuclear bombs that they are planning to wipe out Iran with — they are REALLY huge; heavier and more massive than the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs. Something about depleted uranium, the flow of the wind, hazardous effects… Translated, Malaysia is downwind from Iran and we WILL receive the hazardous air that contains all the bad bad particles that WILL contaminate OUR air, water and food. Kids developing cancer at 3, ALL your babies born without skulls and other important limbs and organs… Getting fucked for no reason does not even begin to describe it."

Argh this makes me SO MAD.





Immediately after reading Suanie's post I shot a random email to an American friend.

"shit I hope Bush doesn't go ape-crazy and push on that detonation button to nuke Iran out of the world map. That'll be insane. We'll ALL be in trouble over here and all the way down to Australia thanks to the wind conditions.

I mean seriously. This "I HAVE A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU" charade HAS GOT TO STOP.

WTF is happening?!?!?1 I DEMAND FOR AN EXPLANATION!"

I await his reply.

Now, if the rest of the world could unite and pee at the general direction of where the White House is, it should sink.

Fuck you, asshole.


  1. didn't know you were interested in politics....
    Thought you were just interested in dicks

  2. Wow, you blog faster than I can read. The minute when I just started to think what to reply, here is another one more blog. I too just read suanie's blog but I gave up. Too long and too tired to care so much when I have enough problems of my own.

  3. spiller:

    don't condem the american people just yet, afterall almost half of them voted for the opposition.

  4. My American friend said he voted Bush for another term for the sole reason of "bush has to make right what he wronged the first time(first term) around". no hope of that it seems.

    anyway, i've been bush-wacking all the time he is in office and there seem to be no end to his stupidity, immaturity (?) and farking ass-hole can't even talk in public!!

  5. wow, another term to make right???

    they is dumber than i thinksss

  6. erm, thanks to Roosevelt, each president can only sit for two terms (8 yrs) max. There's no more bush after this, which is a good thing. bad thing was, he managed to get this far.

  7. KY: OK, damn you yankees who voted for Republican!

  8. we know Bush is not very bright...but he does know the value of money......hence all these talks abt nuclear bomb and dung bomb are just show show only lah........we all know what he and his konco-konco wants.....the oil.....and apart from that...those friends of his in arms-manufacturing....they'd e out of job if he didnt tell them to go build bombs....not that i am saying its ok to build all these crazy weapons.

  9. have you ever considered that iran will never have the technical know how to even control the nuclear power plant which they have intented to build. We don't want another plant blowing up due in some shitty 3rd world country and the US/UK will have to use their tax payer's money to clean up the mess some poor stupid country made. Iran doesn't even have money to feed their people, build a nuclear power plant? My god - let me say this - let the women have equal rights in their society then only we can talk nuclear physics.

  10. i dont think they give a fuck about what we think here. The most positive action is to take action first, and that is to wipe out USA out of the world map. "xian xia shou wei qiang" or what they call pre-emptive strike :)

    then the rest of the latin americans will curse us ike hell just like what we're doing any case, it's a lose lose situation. let's just hope it happen after we're all long gone.

  11. lets start raising fund to build a nuclear bomb and wipe out USA out of the world map!

  12. it'd be so fucking cool if there was a political party set up by bloggers. for one we'd have an asskicking mascot (your face) rather than bloody donkeys or elephants or balancing scales or whatevr the fuck there is.

  13. America won't use their nukes. and the USA is bigger than just one man ... the decision making must come from the Senate as well. Unless China lobs missiles at them, it's highly unlikely they will bomb anyone with their WMD. They got more than enough conventional weapons to do the job - even on crazy Iran.

  14. the other side of the coin is that hiroshima n nagasaki prevented more of our grannies from bcoming comfort women for the Japanese mad men. Going by the same logic, Iran are asking for it if they attempt to set the foundation for potentially another era of madness.

  15. FA, if only you pay as much attention to domestic issues as you did for the international scene on your blog.

    FA: Tius. Just because I don't blog about it doesn't mean I don't know whats happening.

  16. I don't believe nuclear strikes have been mentioned. They are willing to use tactical nukes yes, but these are small compared to the "strategic" nukes America has. Secondly, no amount of fallout radiation would reach Malaysia, perhaps parts of Pakistan and maybe India but not Malaysia.

    However given that the American ground forces are mired in the Iraq/Afghan bog, it is unlikely that they will enter the 3rd full scale war without facing considerable opposition from home and abroad.

  17. Never a Bush supporter, but think about this: Iran(and those OTHER axis of evil,snort), with those motherfucking nuclear warheads on their hands, MAY do the same thing to other nations too. Seeing that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad(I google it) looks more like a jackass than Bush, I'm not surprised that one day he wakes up and suddenly decide that he will bomb say, Pakistan for the sake of proving his manliness POWAR.

    I agree with Adrian C's comment, the Americanoes have more sophisticated, high-tech weapons nowadays to finish the job for them. The talks about nukes may just be for threatening purposes.

    Pakistan got nuclear warheads. North Korea also got nuclear warheads. And Kim Jong Il. Think about that.

  18. I think that we are getting a little ahead of ourselves. The perception here seems to depict a scenario of irrational thoughts not just amongst the Gulf nations but also the developed contries. Fear of someone hitting the red button first.
    Believe it or not, if you have ever savor in a Cloak and Dagger game, it is not uncommon for superpowers to project such a threat. This allows them to set the stage for their hidden agendas, such as oil, territory exclusitivity and stock prices.
    Defense contractors have many times paid top dollars to very influential lobbyist in Congress to push for their WMDs.
    This is not about who you are, or what religion falls onto, it is merely about money and power. And also a bit of ignorance on one end.

    Now, don't just let this topic get us ALL excited at the same time. Or else you might just piss off the US and won't be getting your daily dose of oestrogen.

  19. HIDUP BN!!!HIDUP UMNO!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!! *waves keris*

  20. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

    Bloggers for peace ? More like bloggers for bullshitting.

    Read the facts before you start spreading rumors causing fear and hate. There won't be a full-scale-nuclear war anytime soon.

  21. Ha ha ha ha ha, very funny post.

  22. chill... the day Bushy Junior uses nukes would be the day you and I get married.

  23. Masters of War

    Come you masters of war
    You that build the big guns
    You that build the death planes
    You that build all the bombs
    You that hide behind walls
    You that hide behind desks
    I just want you to know
    I can see through your masks

    You that never done nothin'
    But build to destroy
    You play with my world
    Like it's your little toy
    You put a gun in my hand
    And you hide from my eyes
    And you turn and run farther
    When the fast bullets fly

    Like Judas of old
    You lie and deceive
    A world war can be won
    You want me to believe
    But I see through your eyes
    And I see through your brain
    Like I see through the water
    That runs down my drain

    You fasten all the triggers
    For the others to fire
    Then you set back and watch
    While the death count gets higher
    Then you hide in your mansion
    While the young people's blood
    Flows out of their bodies
    And is buried in the mud

    You've thrown the worst fear
    That can ever be hurled
    Fear to bring children
    Into the world
    For threatening my baby
    Unborn and unnamed
    You ain't worth the blood
    That runs in your veins

    How much do I know
    To talk out of turn
    You might say that I'm young
    You might say I'm unlearned
    But there's one thing I know
    Though I'm younger than you
    Even Jesus would never
    Forgive what you do

    Let me ask you one question
    Is your money that good
    Will it buy you forgiveness
    Do you think that it could
    I think you will find
    When your death takes its toll
    All the money you made
    Will never buy back your soul

    And I hope that you die
    And your death'll come soon
    I will follow your casket
    In the pale afternoon
    And I'll watch while you're lowered
    Down to your deathbed
    And I'll stand o'er your grave
    'Til I'm sure that you're dead

    - Bob Dylan

    Copyright © 1963; renewed 1991 Special Rider Music

    FA: And your point being?

  24. Should read that book by Al Franken called "The Lies Told by Lying Liars..." or something - sorry,might not be exact title but way too long for my overloaded pop culture brain.

    Book is way good. Hilarious & chilling scary at the same time... Then will one know the true evil that is Bush & the whole republican army of idiots (sad thing is, I may call them idiots but they're smart as hell, as you will see from the book.)


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