I just read Suanie's pwning piece on Bush and his fucken WMDs.
Seriously dude, what the fuck is your problem wei. Stop trying to make up for the lack of your manhood lar. I have news for you, threatening other nations with your big bad nukes will NOT make your dick any bigger or better OKAY. Neither will "accidentally" shooting someone who bears the same name as something you lack. What you REALLY need, Mr DickFag a big kick up your ass with a spiked shoe and a jagged sledgehammer for your head.
I totally LOST it at the part where Suan mentioned that, and I quote,
"..... You see, the nuclear bombs that they are planning to wipe out Iran with â€” they are REALLY huge; heavier and more massive than the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs. Something about depleted uranium, the flow of the wind, hazardous effectsâ€¦ Translated, Malaysia is downwind from Iran and we WILL receive the hazardous air that contains all the bad bad particles that WILL contaminate OUR air, water and food. Kids developing cancer at 3, ALL your babies born without skulls and other important limbs and organsâ€¦ Getting fucked for no reason does not even begin to describe it."
Argh this makes me SO MAD.
*EATS AN AMERICAN BLUE EYED BLONDE HAIRED BABY*
*BURNS PRINGLE FACTORIES DOWN*
*STOMPS ON MARVEL COMICBOOKS*
Immediately after reading Suanie's post I shot a random email to an American friend.
"shit I hope Bush doesn't go ape-crazy and push on that detonation button to nuke Iran out of the world map. That'll be insane. We'll ALL be in trouble over here and all the way down to Australia thanks to the wind conditions.
I mean seriously. This "I HAVE A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU" charade HAS GOT TO STOP.
WTF is happening?!?!?1 I DEMAND FOR AN EXPLANATION!"
I await his reply.
Now, if the rest of the world could unite and pee at the general direction of where the White House is, it should sink.
Fuck you, asshole.