Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Crazy

Sometimes when I'm driving and I see pedestrians walking by the roadside, I get this weird flash imagery of me driving them over and they'd fall over like pins in a bowling alley.

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  1. HHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUH...me too.. :P

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  2. what happen to stomping little kids?

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  3. I get that same feeling when I see kapchais cutting in from the left....

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  4. Reminds me of the time I as taking me Ex home (when we were dating) and it was pouring with rain. The corner of the street had filled with water and as I drove past my car caused a huge wave ... which completely covered a little old couple who were out taking their dog for a walk.

    My flatmate Paul (who was in the car at the time) kept teasing me and saying I was trying to drown the couple on purpose. He'd retell the story to people claiming I was cackling like a maniac at the time I did it. :-)

    So, forget trying to drive them over, just aim for BIG PUDDLES!!! :-)

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  5. What a sick bitch! You are not funny anymore. It is mentality like this that keeps this fucking shit hole in its third world state.

    How would you mother fuckers like it if the table is turned?

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  6. @Dabido - I'd like to see FA in a wet T-shirt myself ...

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  7. I think FA needs a stiff drink or five.

    And a vacation. Big time. Wanna come visit?

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  8. FA is jus super tired from work lately i guess..hence with all the short updates. let her rest well and she'll be her normal 'I WILL SEE TO IT THAT MY CAR ASS FUCKS YOUR CAR SO BAD THAT THE BOOT OF YOUR CAR STICKS UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, COMES OUT THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH AND YOU WILL FUCKING WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN WITH A BLOODY SHIT HOLE YOU FUCKING VOMIT EATING ANIMAL FUCKING PUS FILLED DISEASED DICKHEAD.' self. at least i hope so.

    i miss the 'I WILL SEE TO IT THAT MY CAR ASS FUCKS YOUR CAR SO BAD THAT THE BOOT OF YOUR CAR STICKS UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, COMES OUT THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH AND YOU WILL FUCKING WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN WITH A BLOODY SHIT HOLE YOU FUCKING VOMIT EATING ANIMAL FUCKING PUS FILLED DISEASED DICKHEAD.' FA very very much.


    so till then rest well ya FA!

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  9. Hehehe...I totally agree with Dabido. Aim for the puddles!
    Every one of us fantasize about it sometimes but only the ball-sy ones actually do it.

    You're not crazy. It happens to the best of us. WE ARE ALL JUST HUMANS ENTITLED TO OUR DAYTIME FANTASIES!!! :D

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  10. off topic but just wanna shout..


    FUCK PUBLIC BANK!!!!!!!!!

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  11. Malaysian pedestrians are mostly idiotic retards who think they are gods and expect moving vehicles to actually look out for them.

    I usually pretend that I'll run them over just to pissed them off.

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