Based on Eyeris's infamous Not A Review review.
Wahlau. The poster seriously a bit too photoshopped right? -_-
Eyeris was right, I was going to PAY to watch this movie - thank god he came along and I was SAVED from my folly!!!!11one Not that the movie was bad mind you. If you expect to watch Rambo kick ass, you DO get the entire "I expect to watch Rambo kick ass" experience!!! It's Rambo MOTHERFUCKERS! The same bloodthirsty war mongering always half naked Rambo who said the unforgettable "I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilt his guts and gave everything he had... wants!" ... except a bit older. Less fit. and er.. less muscles. THAT low guttural voice! That vacant killer stare! Blood! Gore! Dead bodies! Mindless killing! SO MUCH BLOOD! Rambo killing everybody and saving the day! With his shirt on! Stupid 80s cheesy lines! Some random chick! Eh why the bugger pose there so long acting cool. Look like damn long self-wanking scene only. Not much REAL hardcore action from John, though.. dissapointed a bit. The theme song! ZOMG IT'S THE RAMBO THEME SONG!!!! He's coming to save the DAY! RAMBO!!!! OMGOMG!!111 Hey. It's OVER? FINISH? WHAT? JUST LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK! It's only been 1 hour and 15 minutes! Mana cukup lah deii! Short change! I want my money back! Oh wait, I didn't pay for this. Heh.
HAHAH SUCKERS! You KNOW you'll just have to catch this! Even if you have to freaking PAY for it! Thanks Eyeris! You rock my socks!
Eyeris liked it too lah, he was just whining like a little bitch he is because the movie didn't show enough cleavage.