"My biggest mistake was that I stayed in the hotel and in the same room for convenience. Next time, when you stay in a hotel, good luck to you."
Because it was haunted and made his "personal friend" trip over him but through some amazing stroke of luck her mouth happened to land on his dick. Then later on, because he's just this old and aging man who is unsteady on his feet, HE tripped as well and HIS dick had fortunately landed IN her. In continuous succession. Yup. He had absolutely NO idea what was going on in the room. Sex? No it wasn't sex. How can it be sex? It was all a huge accident! Can't a simple horny married man with children these days just screw their "personal friends" in dodgy hotel rooms in peace anymore? Oops, I mean, accidentally fuck their room mates?
Go FUCK yourself Health Minister. Shameless Asshole. Just shut the fuck up and go the fuck away.