Look here you neandarthalic buffoons!
When a girl is PMS-ing it does NOT mean that she is fucking bleeding already OKAY.
DID YOU NOT FREAKING LISTEN TO YOUR FORM THREE SUB TEACHER WHEN SHE WAS TEACHING IN FRONT OF THE CLASS OR WERE YOU TOO BUSY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO STARE AT HER CLEAVAGE FROM HER LOW CUT TOP WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT?
Let me break it down for you now bitches!
P = PRE = earlier than. prior to. before. in advance = NOT YET.
M = MENSTRUAL = relating to menstruation. pertaining menses = BLEED. BLOOD.
S = SYNDROME = a group of symptoms = DO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS?
Most common Pre Menstrual Symptoms include:
* Weight gain from premenstrual water retention
* Abdominal bloating
* Breast tenderness
* Stress or anxiety
* Crying spells
* Mood swings, irritability or anger
* Appetite changes and food cravings
* Trouble falling asleep (insomnia)
* Joint or muscle pain
* Fatigue (medical)
* Trouble concentrating
* Wanting to be alone
* Body temperature increase
* Worsening of existing skin disorders, and respiratory (eg, allergies, infection) or eye eg, visual disturbances, conjunctivitis) problems
Have been experiencing 13 of the above syndromes since last night OMGCANDIE!
Do NOT have patience now to explain any further.
Wikipedia is your best friend ---> click!
Argh I can feel an aneurysm forming in my JUGULAR.
Must. Resist. Biting. Heads.
Must. Not. Let. Stupid. Idiots. Piss. Me. O....
*EATS A BABY. KICKS A FAWN. TEARS A CHILD'S HANDMADE CARD INTO PIECES. SETS FIRE ONTO LAVENDER FIELDS. CHOPS 250 YEAR OLD TREE DOWN. EATS A PANDA. CRUSHES HEADS OF SQUIRRELS. DEMOLISHES A HERITAGE BUILDING. STOMPS ON THE PARLIMENT. EATS SIX MORE ENDANGERED ANIMALS!*