Suan inspires me to do most ridiculous shit to myself.... which is a good thing for this site, I guess. Besides, there are just too many freaking "TAKE ME SERIOUSLY NOW OR I KILL YOUR DOG" blogs with their endless political, social and personal rants already, I mean, come ON!!
So, as a big FUCK YOU I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WHINGINGS AND BITCHINGS ANYMORE SO SHUTTHEFUCKUP ALREADY AND GET A REAL JOB SUCKERS, here are a bunch of pictures dedicated to MEMEME, in various outrageous outfits and face colours, attempting to emulate the Harajuku street look on a ZERO budget.
Besides, it's not how fast you can empty your pockets for a piece of crazy clothing item. It's about the freedom of interpretation and expression! It's about the attitude and the blank vacuous expressions! It's about the shameless camwhoring!
Let's go go go!
Can you see the pink star on my right eye? It was meant to be a tribute to JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS, which was my favourite cartoon of ALL TIME EVER! Jem! Truly outrageous! Truly truly truly outrageous!
Rainbow coloured socks make me happy! But ridiculously high-heeled boots should be outlawed because THEY FUCK WITH YOUR KNEES!
Going for the rocker punk chick look, or not.
Wanted to look like Wednesday from the Addam's Family, but ended up looking more like a goth chipmunk in drag.
No animals were harmed and skinned alive for this shoot. Promise.
Those pompoms on my head belonged to my sis which she used for her kindergarten Sailormoon dance recital. Yeah, I know.
Pikachu! I choose you!
I love pink. Pink makes me happy. The eye shadow is >10 years old. That's SO Fear Factor.
Lame attempt at Gothic Lolita. Not enough lace and frills to make it Old English. Whatever. I want a black lacy brolly.
Sad attempt at some completely made-up Cosplay character. You know what I need? I need more boobs. Spilling out of the blouse. That's what I need. And yes. That's a sword. And it's retractable. And it's cool. And very mine. No, you can't have it, NYEH.
THE END NO MORE!
I used a tripod for this shoot. It was pretty tough doing the whole "looking at nobody" thing, SOBER.
Note to "Real life friends" who know I hardly ever wear skirts: Will you STOP LAUGHING NOW you goddamn freakin' carcass eating hyenas.
But that was SO FUN!!!! I have SO MUCH JUNK OMFG! Maybe I'll do it again some other time. BWAHahahhaha! YEAY!
Let's make this an open meme!!!
If you want to do the the Harajuku do too (haha), all you have to do is take pictures and post them up on your own blogs, then leave a comment and a link at the comment section so we can all go see it together-gether. After all, that's why you blog right? To give random strangers an avenue to jeer and ridicule at you? No? Okay go away now.
JUST DO IT! I DON'T CARE FFS! IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS SILLY AND FUN!
And that concludes today's edition of SILLY STUNTS! Ta!