Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Fill In the Variables.

variances

The above is true when:

x= drinking & dancing
y= sleeping like a baby
z= updating a freakin' blog

Your turn.

30 comments:

  1. x = everclear
    y = vodka
    z = soju

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  2. x = Me.
    y = The entire galaxy and cosmos and everything out there.
    z = You.

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  3. x = fuckjob
    y = blowjob
    z = handjob

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  4. x = Vodka Orange
    y = Vodka
    z = Orange

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  5. x = nerds
    y = drinkers
    z = smokers

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  6. X is a co-efficient of the first subset that we shall refer to as the minimal representation of what people refer to as pleasureable experiences they'd rather not do without.

    Taking the derivitive of this, subset, squeezing it under a poison distribution and pouring alcohol down it's throat,we land at Y, the co-efficient representing the subset of the after effects of excessive Xing around.

    Z is the subset of unknown consequences of Xing around which are sure to blindside us at unexpected moments and for which we didn't take precautions to prevent, even though the effects of Y should have been a warning for.

    If we had bothered to make a matrix of subset Y and X showing the boolean expressions in a simple truth table, we would have realised where Xing around causing Y would have lead to, and thus have known about Z way in advance, but alas, we are not that mathematically inclined when doing pleasurable things located in subset X.

    Of course, subset A are all those things we worry about that will never happen ... which is what lead us to indulge in X, causing Y resulting in Z to begin with. Personally, I BLAME A!!!!

    oneoneoneoneone !!!!!11111!!! :-)

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  7. x = fireangel
    y = theia
    z = aphrodite

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  8. show you my theorem:
    x square + y square = z square

    where:
    x = me
    y = fireangel
    z = freak

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  9. x = Fireangel
    y = y > z = x y z = Fireangel

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  10. (x - y) + z = one hell of a brilliant podcast

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  11. X = Me
    Y = Me also
    Z = Fireangel's tunnel

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  12. x = sex
    y = no sex
    z = fireangel

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  13. x = Kenny Sia
    y = Paul Tan
    z = KY

    In terms of size, I mean.

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  14. another nothing post with lots of comments.
    but KISS is hot

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  15. kennysia: i'm easily bigger than you any given sunday. including coconuts size.

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  16. x = dreaming about you
    y = you
    z = reading you

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  17. Kennysia, you're way too big for Fireangel.

    Stop showing off.

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  18. Fireangel > Carmen (from TLW) > Keira Knightley

    hurhurhur

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  19. Fireangel's boobs > Kiera Knightley's boobs > KY's boobs

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  20. Paul Tan's body hair > Kenny Sia's body hair > KY's hairS

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  21. Paul Tans boobs > Fireangels boobs > My boobs

    FA: Ermm.. you know what? I think YOUR boobs are bigger than mine. Sigh.

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  22. Paul Tan's left boob > Paul Tan's right boob > Paul Tan's head

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  23. x = drinking and dancing
    y = not drinking and dancing
    z = dunno how to drink and dance

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  24. x = Sex
    y = Sax
    z = Sux
    a' = Six
    b' = Sox

    Sex Sax Sux Six Sox!

    The world makes perfect sense to me now!

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  25. x = chance of being whacked by Ah Long (loan shark)
    y = chance of paying off the debt owed to Ah Long
    z = won RM 10,000,000.00 in a lottery

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  26. Paul, the front one I think. Else she'd leave and I'd be shattered (sob) :-(

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  27. Will FA be performing at DJ Tiesto's gig this Saturday night ?

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