Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The Gr3atness of The Suan Comp3ls JOO!

suanpretty

1.
A bet to Suanie I have lost,
A post on her greatness is the cost.
Sure, I know we all worship her,
But hey, a reminder is in order.

suanfreak

2.
A lean machine Suanie wants to be,
But a Twiggy Suanie is scary.
(Coz) Suanie is cute, Suanie is funny,
Suanie is also very bendy.

suanboot

3.
Suanie is witty! Suanie is smart!
That is why Suanie, we heart!
How she writes! How she rants!
How it makes us wet our pants!

suaneats

4.
Every letter she types,
Every mudpie she bites,
Suanie is so damn great,
Mere mortals love to hate!

suandrinks

5.
We are not worthy!
We beg your pardon!
You are TEH almighty,
To the last drop of Hoegaarden!

suanme

6.
Me so happy, Suanie's me friend,
Her greatness men can't comprehend.
But bad rhymes must end please understand,
Before I TURN GREEN and start KICKING BABIES STOMPING ON DAISIES FFS OMG YEARGHH!!

27 comments:

  1. the last bit don't rhyme leh :P kah kah kah kah let's bet again!!!

    FA: .... on purpose wan lohhhhh!!!!!!

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  2. That's when the alcohol ran out, I guess. One mini-flask not enough 8-)

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  3. One mini-flask? try a dozen.

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  4. This post is like so l33t.

    Agree with KY.. one mini-flask? Probably just for the title

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  5. excuse moi, that is not armpit hair thank you.

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  6. Hey FA!

    Were you in Subang last night around 9? I swear to God I thought I saw you!

    FA: I was nowhere near Subang leh... But was she hot? :)

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  7. Suan is the best!!!!!!

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  8. the 2nd pic is so gonna get her some hot dates.. threesome dates particularly :D

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  9. Ya she was hot...luckily I didn't try to stare too much to make out whether it was you or not...if not she would've thought that I was some perv or stalker.. :P

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  10. Suanie looks so hot in the first pic eh.

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  11. Yar, Suanie looks really good in the first pic...

    and the last pic, both of you have the same hairstyle. Just that 1 has right side parting, 1 has left side parting. hahah...

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  12. White sheets are a nightmare to keep clean. How often do you wash them?

    I ask stupid questions. Shoot me.

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  13. hey, what is all this Suan about ? I just came from Suan's page to see FA and here I see my friend, Suan !!! I see The Suan everywhere, now.

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  14. IS: you can't escape The Suan. It's an epidemic :D

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  15. BRILLIANT!!!

    Suanie is very bendy!

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  16. FA hasn't needed to worry about white bed sheets for some time hahahahahahha

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  17. Hey what was the bet ??? hahahah

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  18. Oh no!! Not only that I see The Suan everywhere. She replied me !!! She is right. It's an epidemic that I can't escape. Just when I thought FA can help, she call SuanieĆ¢€™s me friend. So what to do? I suppose I should say Suanie's me friend too..

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  19. fuyo..uber sakainess. nice post btw :)

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  20. suan is uber great.

    we can't escape suan. it's becoming more of a religion...

    suanism.

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  21. Ever tried dragon fruit wine?

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  22. When you put yourself into an Alfa Romeo's trunk, you sure would get the enthusiasts attention!!

    http://www.italiaauto.net/viewtopic.php?t=777&highlight=&sid=853b84d9512efb2dfc861a0d78c9cf6c3

    FA:Is he Brad Pitt? Because if he isn't he should very well shut his dumbass gap up.

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