Wednesday, October 18, 2006
The Gr3atness of The Suan Comp3ls JOO!
A bet to Suanie I have lost,
A post on her greatness is the cost.
Sure, I know we all worship her,
But hey, a reminder is in order.
A lean machine Suanie wants to be,
But a Twiggy Suanie is scary.
(Coz) Suanie is cute, Suanie is funny,
Suanie is also very bendy.
Suanie is witty! Suanie is smart!
That is why Suanie, we heart!
How she writes! How she rants!
How it makes us wet our pants!
Every letter she types,
Every mudpie she bites,
Suanie is so damn great,
Mere mortals love to hate!
We are not worthy!
We beg your pardon!
You are TEH almighty,
To the last drop of Hoegaarden!
Me so happy, Suanie's me friend,
Her greatness men can't comprehend.
But bad rhymes must end please understand,
Before I TURN GREEN and start KICKING BABIES STOMPING ON DAISIES FFS OMG YEARGHH!!
at 4:43 PM