Want to be part of the festivities?
Feeling left out?
Too much money and don't know how to spend it?
Compelled to buy overpriced gimmicky sentiment for somebody? ANYBODY?
I love free stuff!
Give ME free stuff!
In fact, you can give me free stuff ANY DAY! ALL YEAR ROUND! 24-7-365!
Also, to those celebrating it (me included) happy roast pork night! Yeay! :)