Be afraid. Be very afraid.
For one day I will awake from my slumber.
.... and bring upon you horrors that your puny mortal minds just can't possibly perceive.
Behold! As I unleash the beast in all its ghastly glory!
Anyway, I promised a friend a post about her newly opened boutique which sells corporationey clothes, which I couldn't get around to doing because the pictures, which basically makes up the entire post, were in the hard disk. The hard disk that had just recently died on me. That fucking son of chips. That motherfucking piece of shit.
Actually, I'm not sure if the hard disk crashed. It just said "can not be detected". Maybe it meant I wired it wrongly.. being the noob that I am....
I had stealthily updated this post at my workplace just to appease your bloodthirsty appetite for gore. Won't be making it a habit though. The stealthily updating in office. Not the appease your appetite. Appeasing your appetite is of the utmost important to me because this blog is ALL. ABOUT. YOU. AND. SO. ON. AND. SO. FORTH.
I know I've been sucking with the updates and trust me I have so much to update....but it's just that the fucking CPU, which is misbehaving so often, totally KILLS off my interest. :*(
Maybe somebody fucking rich will one day chance upon my blog, take pity on my pathetic situation and then purely out of whim and the generosity of his great altruistic heart, sponsor me a brand new CPU. Or a laptop. Or something.
ANYTHING damnit. JUST ANYTHING OKAY.
Ahem. Back to work. That goes for you too, bitches.