Me is feeling guilty. Me never update long time.
In spirit of Christmas. I take a lot a lot of peekchas.
Make you happy looooong time mistah.
.....Or give you nightmare loooong time. Mistah.
Me no care about you. Me just make ME happy.
So yeah. You fucking voyeurs with your freaky morbid curiosities can stop foaming in your mouth now.
Besides some shameless camwhoring pictures here's also a list of things I'd like for Christmas, inspired by Suanie (who ROX! :P).
1. The Complete Calvin And Hobbes because I'm still a kid and Bill Watterson rocks.
2. A BIGGGGGGGG box of liquour filled chocolates, not because I'm an alcoholic (heh), but because I fucking deserve it, motherfuckers.
3. Snow. Outside my window.
4. Some good classic Creme Brulee. Homemade? Even better! By a guy? Yum! Who is cute, single and very available? Let's get married yesterday!
5. Somebody like that placards confession guy in Love Actually to fucking shut EVERYBODY up once and for all.
6. A big truck filled with obscene amounts of money so I may buy many things for ME! And YOU!
7. A bouquet of white daisies wrapped in plain paper like the ones Tom Hanks gave to Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail, because they were such sweet happy flowers and I could use with more HAPPY.
8. 8 hours worth of good, black, sleep.
9. My happiness.
10. ..... and yours, bitches.
Don't think it'll all fit into the sock I'm hanging by the chimney, though.
But thanks for trying anyway, Santa.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
May 2007 bring us MORE of the good stuff!
P/s: Will be away for a bit and back only after the new year. So give that F5 key a rest then go at it again with a vengeance right after the new year ok? Please? :) Happy holidays!)
P/p/s: I can't believe I'll be missing the biggest, funnest, most freakiest party of the YEAR! ARGH! RAGE!