Okay okay stfu. here here. Pictures. Stop crying okay? Holyshit motherfuckers. I is busy can? BUSY. AND MY CPU IS CACAT AND I IS STILL TRYING TO MOVE DOMAIN HOSTS AND ETC ETC CAN! But HERE BE PICTURES. SHUT UP BE HAPPY. THIS IS LAST UPDATE IN LONG TIME ZOMG?!?!?
Some of you might have noticed my fugly mugshots in Sin Chew and The Star's Metro.
There is no good explanation for it. I am so sorry to have caused so much trauma to you, your mother and your dog. But here be more pictures, which I think are less fugly, because this photographer was fucking awesome, and seems to like me more than THAT fat dumpy lump of the fucking sin chew's sad sorry excuse for a photographer. GRRRRrrr.
Oh for the ones who don't know wtf is going on, I was featured in a couple of papers for an Estee Lauder makeover thingy some time back. I thought these makeover thingies were supposed to make you look good in the end... but erm... well... I wasn't too crazy over my "new" look. I guess there's not much you can do when you don't have much to begin with yah? ^_^
Me choosing what to wear. Or acting like I'm choosing what to wear. The girl next to me is kinda cute, right?
Me. Doing the "Act Kiut" pose. After 1000 layers of make up. I like this picture the most. It kinda makes me look cute. Haha. :P
Getting my hair done up. I like me in this one too. Though I think I prefer me with MUCH LESS make up. All that make up makes me look like a one of those chinese opera singers.
Wait till you see what they did with my hair.....
-_-"..... don't I look 45? Bloody hell I'm only 2 fucking 7.They actually did my hair TWICE. This is actually looking MUCH better than the first attempt! After I saw the first attempt's result I nearly wanted to kill myself. DEATH BY HEAD BANG PILLAR. I didn't know how to react when I first saw it. So shocked. Speechless. When they asked me how I liked it I was like "er...... mmm..." But looking back, it was goddamn fugly. :( It was done by peoples from A Cut Above, can you believe that shit? What the hell!
I like that top though. It's from Warehouse. It's probably costing over a thousand dollars and a left leg. Damn the lights really accentuates my age and fats. But GODDAMNIT I'll have you know that I was the FIRST GIRL THAT AFTERNOON who managed to zip the damn corset ALL THE WAY UP (Note: this is NOT a cue for you to poke fun at the lack of assets, UNDERSTAND!)!
Erm. I be in uR newZpapers. Giving you de nytemares muaXxX? :P
Okay done back to work zomg! Mondays are crazy!