Herro! It's me! Last year's mascot! I had a great time. I mean, check out my belly. A result of a whole year's worth of boozing, making merry, messing around with the other chicks and cock feed. It's a tough job, being the cock of the year and all that.
Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine. Dog. I know right? We're supposed to be enemies and he's supposed to be chasing my tail and everything. But look, he has his arm around my wings. In a good way. Good way = not enemies. See? We're best buds.
Dog: Hoi. Shuddup. My turn. Woof!
Cock: Sniff ok. Baibai.
Dog: Hi! Me is dog. Me is cute. Me new mascot. Wish you good things. Woof woof!
Angpows. Blue coloured paper. A lot. Very good. Bone? Even Better.
Good shit. Have more.
*Hic*
Many friends. Many happiness. Many time. Many good.
Gong Xi Gong Xi!
woah!!! that's one of the best wishes yet!!!!
ReplyDeletewas that the bitch licking the cock
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ReplyDeleteOMG "bitch licking the cock".. :|
ReplyDeletebuahahahahahaha..
and stop playing with yar sister soft toy.. :p
Entirely strange.
ReplyDeletehaha! Happy Chinese New Year to all!
ReplyDeleteYour angpau is FAT.... I wish I got something like that too :).... Need more dogs!! 2 more to make 9 doggy =)
FA: Notes stuffed in that angpow is strictly for illustrative purposes ONLY and DOES NOT in ANYWAY represent reality. Sniff.
That is a very big ang pow you have. Happy Chinese New Year.
ReplyDelete FA: Please refer to previous comment. Meh.
that's my kind of dog. let's go drinking one day mutt.
ReplyDeleteDrunk dogs look especially adorable, lalala.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, Fireangel! :D
hey wait, that Chivas bottle looks familiar...
ReplyDeleteGong hey... wtf the money there is blue?
ReplyDeleteHow often has some drunk guy woken up to find he went home with a dog?
ReplyDeleteWell, apparently, this year it will be good luck! :-)
So all you guys out there are going to get lucky this year ... well, if you can call it lucky ... just, don't get sober, they'll look better that way. :-)
FA - Cute Doggy Mascot. :-)
why no pictures of THE STUPID DOG?
ReplyDeletedog with chivas ....lol
ReplyDeleteHappy CNY
haha! illustrative purposes then put some USD and EUROs!!!
ReplyDelete^_^ nevermind got one green note go get more green notes play cards, mahjong, and big 2!
something's missing... where's the monkey??
ReplyDeleteWah lau eh, I want that Chivas bottle!
ReplyDeleteYou're not fooling us -- it's the old Tea Inside a Liquor Bottle trick, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteAlso, FYI, Cock + Dog does NOT equal Many Dogs. It equals Cocky Bitches. That ends our class for today.
Kurt: you're underestimating her. lol.
ReplyDeleteI love Fireangl. What nice long hair. It even goes to her armpits. Yum, yum.
ReplyDeleteHaha... The pets are funny.
ReplyDeleteHope there will be a good dog yr ahead.