A Tribute To The Hoes.

That's it lah! I've had it up to HERE with you whores displaying my freaking face all over your blasted blogs all the freaking time. Whatever shred of my itsy bitsy teeny weeny dignity I EVAR had has been totally raped to death. Now EVERYFUCKINGBODY thinks I'm this plain-looking flat chested, foul-mouthed, drinking, dancing, partying monster, which I ABSOUTELY am, but they TOTALLY didn't have to know that.

I will sit quietly NO longer. For a blog now I DO own.

Yes. Start peeing in your pants bitches as I strike down upon thee with GREAT vengeance and FURIOUS anger and you will know my name is FireAngel when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

IT'S PAY BACK TIME!!! THIS IS FOR EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU FUCKERS POSTED MY HIDEOUSLY PLAIN LOOKING FACE ON THE INTERNET AS A FREAKSHOW FOR BLOOD THIRSTY MASSES TO FEAST UPON LIKE A PACK OF STARVED HYENAS ON A FRESH CARCASS.

MUEAHEaeAheaheAHeAHEAHEhaEHAHEAHeaEHAHEahH..... Ahem.

Introducing, MY FIRST EIGHT FRIENDS I MADE ONLINE EVAR.


Suan. Being A Suan (TM).

Everybody loves a Suan (TM)! Your life is NEVER complete without a SUAN (TM)! My first EVAR online buddy turned real life friend, Suan is a Hoegaarden lover (ALL YOUR HOEGAARDEN R BLONG TO HER) and a compulsive food-orderer, prone to ordering enough food to feed a small island of midgets, wheren there are only 3 stomachs to feed. -_-" You're a big camwhore too, and I like, sayang you a LOT, so why won't you sayang me back? Tagline - "I DON'T CARE!"


Even the Gollum is not spared from his ham-sapness.


AKA The Perverted Koi Guy. An insufferable know it all with an ego the size of a galaxy. Guilty of shamelessly plugging hot chicks on his blog under the false pretenses of wanting to "pimp" them out, but we ALL know that he's just secretly collecting pictures of chicks to auction it off to the highest bidder on Ebay. How else did he finance his koi pond project? Hah. Also responsible for my FIRST EVAR, not too flattering, pimping post.....Oh.... SHIT. Tagline - "I am like, teh great."



Gay.

Fucker who's always, ALWAYS, dissing me. Online. In real life. When drunk. When sober. Through rain, shine, snow and tsunamis. Constantly reminding me that I'm a bloody flat-chested birdbrain with no balls. Hello? I already KNOW that I'm a bloody flat-chested birdbrain with no balls, so no need to remind. Bitch. Tagline "Ooh! Look at meee! I am the Dancing Tiger! Wooo!" *drops into drain* "Oww.. Owww.. Sniff.". Hahaha. Bitch.


Noob.

Feisty little biatch, but the noobiest drinker EVAR. Ihatechu for your long thick black hair. Ihatechu for your procelain complexion. Ihatechu for your baby smooth skin. Ihatechuhatechuhatechu. Cheebai. Tagline - "How many shots are there in this dri..zzz..."


Happy little faggots (Paul, Kerol, god, Horny)

OK.. these jokers don't even own blogs (except god, who NEVER FUCKING UPDATES IT ANYWAY, and Paul), so they never had the opportunity to diss or plug me online for the mob to chew and spit out. BUT THEY ALWAYS KACAU ME IN REAL LIFE, and if they did OWN blogs, I KNOW THEY would SO TOTALLY do it there too. HAH. I DID IT FIRST BITCHESSSSS!!!111one. I WIN.

The end!

End note: I sayang all you bitches, really wan. Muaks muaks muaks.