The Obligatory Introductory First Post

Oh my god.

Not another goddamn inconsequential blog about a day in a life of a total NOBODY.

Haha! Too bad.

So. Some of you jokers may already know who I am. Sorry.

For the benefit of those who don’t , I guess it’s only fair that I make up a few FAQs which may be asked frequently, if at all.

Right. Before I begin, here’s a mandatory self–portrait every self-respecting camwhore should publish in EVERY post.


Me. Doing one of my favouritEST past time evAr.

Done.

1. So, who the fuck are you?
Ok, fuck THAT.

2. Why Fireangelism? I mean, like, that’s TOTALLY lame.
Well, adding an “ism” at the end of any word makes it sound like it’s a study of a philosophy or religion. Taoism. Buddhism. Racism. Journalism. Houseism. Realism. Marxism. Fireangelism sounds like it’s a kiddy playground for an orgy of intellectual stimulation. Just that, it's most absolutely NOT.

3. Why a blog, NOW?
Why not?

4. Is Fireangel your REAL name?
If you’re really asking me this question, I suggest you go play far, far away. Stick something big and sharp up your arse while you’re at it. Cheers.

5. What’s your blog about, basically?
Me, my friends, parties, drinking, the basic ingredients of my happiness.... and yours too, if you really know what’s good for you.

6. What can we expect from it?
Bad English ....... but excellent Manglish, though
Too much of profanities (bad for children)
Pictures. Of drunk people – mostly me.
...maybe naked
........maybe not
podcasts and videos... maybe.
drunken rants...
....so on and so forth

.... but thou shall NOT expect a daily update.

7. What's the deal with the fansite? You were responsible for it right? Shameless whore.
Spank my ass and call my Judy!!! For the LAST time, will you fuckers stop asking me this ALREADY? If by "responsible" you meant "has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with it except to allow friends to make fun of me" - then YES. I am 100% responsible for it. SHEESH. GET A LIFE.

8. What’s in it for me?
You get to quench your insatiable voyeuristic tendencies, sicko. Unlike most people who claim to “blog for themselves”, I’m shamelessly admitting that I'm doing this for you. And you. And you. Yes, and you too. Look, I’ll even try to be mildly entertaining while I’m at it okay?

9. What is your favourite animal…. Okay you know what I give up. I really, really, REALLY suck at this. So why don’t YOU ask ME the questions which I can casually ignore?

Andd... I'm done.

Oh, what the hey. I'll throw in another self-portrait for good measure.


Bite me.

Alrightey then. Let's get down to business shall we? Next up, I'll probably feature some of the characters which will frequently appear on my blog, or not. We'll see.

Bai!

[Edited: Ok ok. This post was pointless. Click here, if you must]