Friday, January 4, 2008

Movie Review - Enchanted

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I know this movie is so last year (haha), but I must share my feelings!!!

I cringed and cringed and couldn't stop cringing until it ended. Bloody hell this was a full-force in your face revenge of the musical Disney cartoons complete with sing-a-longs and synchronised group dancing TO YOUR DEATH! Everybody knows the words to the songs! Everybody knows the dance steps! Cockroaches clean your house! The one you love sings to you! What's up with the real life lead actress? Her cartoon character was like 100000000000 times hotter than her real life counterpart! It really bugged me throughout the movie, like a splinter in my head. Even the other girl character too. What's up with her FACE man? Felt really irritated looking at their freaky faces. SLAP!!! What's up with all the guys (as in MALES) who have watched this and said this movie was OKAY? Euw. I can't believe I willingly paid RM10 bucks to watch this fucking corny bullshit. I even tried really hard to give in to my feminine flower plucking animal cuddling self to WANT to enjoy this peacefully - but the total bitch in me refused. to. stop. cringing. SLAP!!! Then again, ANYTHING is better than Norbit. Or Barnyard. Or Epic Movie. Name me any bad English movie of the year 2007 and I would've probably caught it - not by choice mind you. _koff_
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14 comments:

  1. DabidoJanuary 4, 2008 at 5:43 PM

    I am happy to say I haven't seen this movie. :D

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  2. KYJanuary 4, 2008 at 6:46 PM

    ditto to dabido

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  3. AvatarStormBringerJanuary 4, 2008 at 7:09 PM

    Bad movie? Nightmare Detective...

    And I also think warlords is TEH boring..

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  4. AvatarStormBringerJanuary 4, 2008 at 7:09 PM

    Bad movie? Nightmare Detecttive...

    And I also think warlords is TEH boring..

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  5. eyerisJanuary 4, 2008 at 7:58 PM

    you really need to slap some sense into him and stop spending money on shit like Norbit and Epic Movie. hahaha

    FA: Erm. you do it for me can ah? the fella bigger than me lah.. :P

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  6. Giant SotongJanuary 4, 2008 at 8:07 PM

    Well, you watched I Am Legend... What about AvP2?

    FA: NO plans to watch that. Heard AvP1 sucked donkey balls! and this was no better!

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  7. Mows.January 4, 2008 at 11:01 PM

    Eh...i Din watch with you also this movie...U DITCHED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Eyeris : secretly she wanted me to bring her watch THOSE MOVIES hahahahh :P. ....secretly tho.

    FA: LIES ALL LIES. EYERIS KNOWS BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY LIESSSSS!11111111one

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  8. FriedbeefJanuary 5, 2008 at 7:38 PM

    Oh come on - it wasn't THAT bad :)

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  9. vincentJanuary 6, 2008 at 7:37 AM

    Eh I thought this was nice what....

    :P

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  10. ErnaJanuary 7, 2008 at 7:12 AM

    It is confirmed. You eat babies.

    Only baby eaters could not like this movie.

    -_- -_- -_-

    Your inner romantic, you have keeled it dead, kankankan????

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  11. RJJanuary 7, 2008 at 7:27 AM

    u been watching movie a lot lately. trying to quit drinking?

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  12. jesscetJanuary 8, 2008 at 8:56 AM

    haha this is funny and quite an extreme `review' but i gotta agree to certain extent with you. it's quite corny and so cliche, so you need to just watch it like you're watching a corny comedy and fairy tale rolled into one..kiddie stuff..

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  13. ireneJanuary 9, 2008 at 8:06 AM

    hmm... you're really weird.

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  14. Sidney NgJanuary 10, 2008 at 4:17 PM

    Erm isn't this a Disney kiddie movie and its SUPPOSED to be cringe-worthy, no? I believe that was the whole point of the film. To poke fun on its own self. It was a good movie for me , after so many bad animations and let downs.
    Its meant to poke fun at the various Disney cliches.

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