Thursday, January 3, 2008

Lamest Shit I've Ever Heard.

"My biggest mistake was that I stayed in the hotel and in the same room for convenience. Next time, when you stay in a hotel, good luck to you."


Because it was haunted and made his "personal friend" trip over him but through some amazing stroke of luck her mouth happened to land on his dick. Then later on, because he's just this old and aging man who is unsteady on his feet, HE tripped as well and HIS dick had fortunately landed IN her. In continuous succession. Yup. He had absolutely NO idea what was going on in the room. Sex? No it wasn't sex. How can it be sex? It was all a huge accident! Can't a simple horny married man with children these days just screw their "personal friends" in dodgy hotel rooms in peace anymore? Oops, I mean, accidentally fuck their room mates?

Go FUCK yourself Health Minister. Shameless Asshole. Just shut the fuck up and go the fuck away.

28 comments:

  1. Don't be so harsh. Everybody is liable to make a mistake.

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  2. The health minister is obviously healthy at his age.. hahahaha

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  3. sounds like somebody is not getting any.. the frustrations... the tension.. the ex-minister could help you out there.. no?

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  4. hv u noticed what the datin looks like? i don't really blame the man. hehe.

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  5. That's what I thought when I read it the first time. Then I read more articles and finally I figured out what he was saying. He was giving a warning to his other "buddies"

    Actually what he was saying - He got caught because he kept going to the same hotel and room for his " medical treatments"

    So his warning is don't follow the same routine..

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  6. We elect a Politiclown to represent us and it is their main job. It has nothing to do with "certain parties" or rival parties, etc. Moreover, his private/public life is always under scrutiny as he "belongs" to the Rakyat.

    If he is doing his job well, this should not have happened at all. It does not matter how much he had improved things, etc. Just one screw and its end of story.

    Haih.

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  7. I have the hotel room, now where can I find these 'personal friends' ???? :D
    Just kidding [except about the hotel room ... ] :D

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  8. Someone said the Muslim Prophet was wise and right when he let men have 4 wives. If only Chua was Muslim and he had 4 women to screw legally and morally. Seriously, how much is the difference between screwing more than one woman in that case? Marriages are man-made conventions. A clue from Nature reveals that Lions and monkeys have huge ass harems. Girls don't like to hear it and pussy-whip their guys, but it's a frigging fact of life that guys want sex. And girls want money, the bitches. Just that they try to sugar-coat it by using words like, "stable" or "ambitious".

    "Romance" my fucking ass - if you think about it, it's a just a fucking primitive test of whether a guy has enough money to be able to spend his precious time (and money) to set up elaborate "romantic gestures" like flowers, gifts, hotels, trips, letters, rings.

    FA: Wow. somebody sounds bitter. bad experience?

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  9. the news kept getting better in this country

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  10. Health Minister gives sexual education to personal friend

    This is the only way to live man ! what can a man in his 60’s do anymore but TEACH the young ?
    She was willing to learn the ways of the force !
    Great BJ
    Exceptional doggy style
    Great bed
    I mean…what more can a guy ask for ?
    It is love ? no ? is it for the sex ? no ?
    It’s all for the sole purpose of promoting sexual education among the young ..
    Aiyoh…you guys and gals really sensitive…

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  11. soon, all the m'sian politicians need to be eunuch to qualify! :)

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  12. Geez

    First it was the corrupted lawyers and judges issues, then it went to sex-crimes and mat rempits and then followed by MIC with the HINDRAF issue. None of the issues are close to any solution and now MCA came up with a Clinton-like scandal. And all these just before election. Wonder what's more in store. Are these a hint to an Opposition win? OR is it telling us that in the future, more clowns will hold ministry positions, sucking tax payers money for One Night Stands and adultery? Hmm.

    The LUST for his friend must be irresistable.

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  13. What does everyone want to talk about this on their blogs? be careful - be very careful.

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  14. Best review ever on the scandal!

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  15. I have read several blogs on this sex scandal...and only you picked up the lame excuse. I was stunnned when I first read about that stupid excuse in the papers..one statement he was apologising, the next he was saying his mistake was to use the same hotel and room all the time. What a f***ing retard!

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  16. csl sex partner definitely looks like blinkymummy from singapore. its her.

    same face = same big eyes, same hairstyle

    hahahhhahaahahhahhahahhhhahahahaaaahhhhhahahahahhaha !!!

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  17. csl sex partner definitely looks like blinkymummy from singapore. its her.

    same face = same big eyes, same hairstyle

    hahahhhahaahahhahhahahhhhahahahaaaahhhhhahahahahhaha !!!

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  18. haha.. omg.. so funny... cannot tahan..

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  19. If he just stopped talking after the resignation, he would still have some shred of public respect. I don't know why he bothers coming up with all these statements now.

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  20. one moment he said he wont resign, the next he resigned, and blamed it on the rakyat's response...

    looking at all his statements now, he seems to be very bitter about the whole thing! now even blaming his downfall to be because he was too hardworking :)

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  21. Hardworking in doing "that thing"? Hmm Hmm....

    We all know this kind of people in malaysia are not neccesary to be educated one lah! Didn't you listen to the aljazeera clip in YouTube and earlier that monthly bocor thing? What can we do beside sighing?

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  22. at least malaysian is on the map for something now!

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  23. Our jobless YB can still get a job in hollywood porn industry. Already passed.
    Give him a break ok. He is only human.

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  24. No excuse wat so ever............

    He is to serve us as a public figure as such he have give up all right as a normal citizen due to his job.

    He should lead by example, wat a pity, I was actually look up to him compare to the rest of the monkey.

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  25. one thing i'm still unable to see clearly from the video - did our health minster use condom boning the whore?

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  26. I love you, fireangel!

    "......JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK AWAY."

    I couldn't have said it better myself. Thank you for helping to put things in the right perspective. And to the comment-er who made references to how the minister's wife looks being the reason for his infidelity...you can go fuck yourself too!

    Thank you.

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