Hey you.
Yes you, cockfag son of a uncivilised shit eating Neanderthal in the light brown coloured Toyota.
Maybe because you're a retard and they give out special licenses where you don't have to go through a normal driving school like the rest of us plebs had to to PASS our driving test and therefore, didn't know certain rudimentary driving etiquettes and regulations. Maybe you did, but somehow you couldn't compute and retain this information because it was just too profound and complex for your teeny tiny peabrain because you are afterall a RETARD. Either way, here is a refresher, with my compliments.
Do you know what a steering wheel is? Yes, it's that round contraption right in front of you which you use to STEER your car (hence STEERING WHEEL). I noticed that even with a brain of yours which is clearly underdeveloped even for a dung beetle that you already know very well how your steering wheel works.
But did you also notice that behind your steering wheel there is a phallic-like object which sticks out the right side? That is where your indicators are. Notice if you lightly push it down, there will be an arrow pointing to the left which flashes to your right in front of you. If you push it up a little, an arrow pointing to the left will flash instead. FREAKING AWESOME RIGHT? It is a very useful tool to use when, instead of going straight, you'd like to turn to either your left and right. This is called - INDICATING. or SIGNALLING.
So, in the future, whenever, if you EVER, decide with that TEENY TINY puny snail underused brain of yours that you ever feel like, for any fucking reason at all, you suddenly have that itch to make sudden turns into other people's lanes when you're just inches ahead from the car behind you , it would be very VERY FUCKING advisable to SIGNAL OR INDICATE BEFOREHAND - BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY FUCKING TEACH YOU IN NORMAL PEOPLE'S DRIVING SCHOOL YOU FUCKING BALLMUNCHING ASSWIPE SCUM OF THE SEWERS WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU A FERAL CHILD BROUGHT UP BY A PACK OF MAGGOTS? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SIGNAL BEFORE EATING INTO PEOPLE'S LANE?!?!?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WITH YOU IDIOTS MAKING SUDDEN CUTS INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S LANE, WEAVING IN AND OUT LANES AS IF YOU'RE A MAT REMPIT ON YOUR KAPCHAI (fucking MOTORBIKES! let's not even GO THERE!) WHEN IT'S FUCKING CLEAR TO EVERYBODY AND YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE DRIVING A FUCKING FOUR WHEELED AUTOMOBILE! DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH?!?!? WELL I DO NOT!!! YOU DO NOT OWN THE FUCKING ROAD. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE. YOUR STUPID CHEAP OVERPRICED CAR IS NOT A FUCKING TANK.
I SWEAR. IF I EVER SEE YOU CAR DOING THIS TO ME AGAIN - I WILL SEE TO IT THAT MY CAR ASS FUCKS YOUR CAR SO BAD THAT THE BOOT OF YOUR CAR STICKS UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, COMES OUT THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH AND YOU WILL FUCKING WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN WITH A BLOODY SHIT HOLE YOU FUCKING VOMIT EATING ANIMAL FUCKING PUS FILLED DISEASED DICKHEAD.
And this goes out to every single one of you IDIOTS with SHIT for brains who do NOT signal too.
Please for the love of god, SIGNAL BEFORE YOU TURN. IT REALLY ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT!
Sekian.
Woooo! I'm so glad I don't drive WMB 6724. Hell hath no fury like a pissed woman driver!!!
ReplyDeletesuddenly i'm so turned on by hell hath no fury fireangel. hope you're feeling better now.
ReplyDeleteI was reading some wistful, poignant flavoured entries on the brilliant http://tits-of-fury.blogspot.com/ blog, and popagandhi.com (newest addition to my list of favourite bloggers), when I decided to see if you , and maybe you and you, had written something that, hopefully, would make me feel a little different, if not quite the opposite, the way I was feeling on a Monday morning. It doesnt help that some colleagues are missing, and everyone else seems to be suffering so silently from a weekend of debauchery. Or so I would imagine.
ReplyDelete"Hey you...", you begin, and immediately I jumped in excitement. Yes, it was what I had hoped so dearly for, and I grinned in delight as I felt the initial reservations fall away as your expletive filled rage crescendo-ed right before my delighted eyes and tittilated mouth. I found myself unconsciously unttering every word, hurling it at every bastard who ever crossed my path without signalling. Yes, thats you and you, and you too. Bastards, the odd bitch, but mostly bastards.
Is this, Fireangel, the longed-for return to form?
christian@monorail.com.my
you have never 'not signal and cut into someone's lane before'?
ReplyDeleteI have learnt over the years that if your blood boils everytime u encounter a driving idiot, it is best u give up driving or else u will probably die young.
ReplyDeletewoohoo, psycho raging bitch is back! RANT MORE
ReplyDelete6724 - lok chat yee sei
ReplyDeletethat dick head is gonna die easy anyway.. =)
that's one example of why accidents happen everyday. Poor radio traffic announcers...
ReplyDeleteperhaps he did not set his side mirror right thus u were in the blind spot. Is your side mirror set correctly to minimize blind spot? Therefore its prudent to speed up so that driver see u, yes speeding is the way to go... a car with a lot of VROOM VROOM sound helps too, thus ah beng cars are awesome for that, he will hearu coming before u even come, err... he's an ass for not signalling anyway. There also also those who signals AND turn at the same time, lagi keng. Its the same as not signalling.
ReplyDeleteA nice one for those b*st*rds out there. Undoubtedly, we are getting more & more this type of scum bags on the road lately... i wonder which part of the sewer they crawled out from.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God.
ReplyDeleteI've learned never to mess with FireAngel. Coz this post is like...
... WHOAH.
since when did you started driving? i thought u haven't got a car yet.
ReplyDeletei ranted about it before, and some guy told me ya, it's too much hassle to signal wor. -_- wtf
ReplyDeleteLe Fuckstress seems to be back. haha.
ReplyDeleteI believe ther ehas been an increase of people who don't fucking use their signal light because they are holding their fucking phone in their right hand and chatting away without bothering to look before they turn.
Fucking fuctards like that should just go die instead of endagering other people like that.
OMGoodness! F*stress has returned from the dead!!!!
ReplyDelete*faints*
Eyeris: when you have a cellphone in one hand and have to work the gear shift with the other, where got any hands left to work a turn indicator dey. That's why some people drive a manual, then the free hand can be used to indulge in that Malaysian hobby known as nose-picking. LOL
ReplyDeletenow that what i called FIREANGEL!!! WHOAHHOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
ReplyDeleteUmmm, I was using my handphone. Hellooo! That's an automatic get-out-of-idiot-jail-free card. Oh, and I have a "Baby on Board" sign in my rear window now. Didn't you see it? That means I can do what I want. Next time, bump me. I don't care, I have insurance - hope you do too.
ReplyDeleteHEHE...hope that twat didnt graze ur sweet car..;) have a beer and margarita and chill..
ReplyDeleteThe dude is gonna have to change his carplate number after this. lol.
ReplyDelete6724 is gonna strike big on 4d babey. It's time to visit Toto.
rant on this blog not enuff. must put notice up on friendster bulletin hoh, then there's facebook. I'm sure the idiot's friend punya friend punya friend, will read wan. then, he die. =)
ReplyDeleteThis shows that even Angel also got fire.
ReplyDeleteChill out..
ReplyDeletegot a nice music video for you
http://www.stewdio.org/jed/
And here I thought all along that road rage was largely confined to America.
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