Hearing your tummy rumble where you instantly realise that this is the sort of rumble which means you got food poisoning, in the middle of the highway, stuck in slow traffic, on the way to work, knowing full well that you're not even half way there yet.
What's worse?
Same scenario but in a car full of important Japanese clients and you're farting non stop. Toot, toot, toot like a steam train! Big, noisy farts that stinks like rotten egg!!! That'll make your day ....
ReplyDeleteWhat might be worse might be:
ReplyDeletethe slow traffic becomes a standstill as part of the highway has collapsed...
Your passenger likes to make fart noises with his hands! (Me! Me!)
ReplyDeleteYou win. lol.
ReplyDeleteCOLD SWEAT
ReplyDeletei tot u got pregnant. :p
ReplyDeletewhen it's halfway coming out... that's much worse..
ReplyDeletedid you make it?
ReplyDeleteAiyooo... Then how? What did you eat?
ReplyDeleteAnd for all those who are on Facebook, go help Fire Angel in the Fighters Club application. I seem to be her only defender at present!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Chivalry?
Why are you not saving this poor maiden from being beaten up by Suanie?
You come for the cam whoring but don't lift a finger to stop her face getting bruised!
Join the fight to Save Fire Angel. :-)
walking home with a date when you suddenly feel like you need to pee REALLY BADLY even though you JUST DID HALF AN HOUR AGO, and your house is too far away to make a run for it, so you end up peeing in the scant bushes next to the road in the residential area where cars keep driving past. and some of it got on your shoes and jeans.
ReplyDeleteOh shit (no pun intended). I guess the only worse thing would be when the rumbling stops and the second phase begins.
ReplyDeleteworse than letting a wet fart and not knowing if it goes through?
ReplyDeleteWorse would be being able to hold it in until you reach the office, park that car, get in the lift and get off at your floor... only to then blow a loud, wet fart that means you ALMOST made it.
ReplyDeleteLOL
I've experienced that before...there was no place to stop...it was pure torture :)
ReplyDeleteHappened to me yonks ago from here to Melaka, I literally used every available toilet I can see on the highway.
ReplyDeleteuh, let's see... you can't hold it in and doo doo-ed all over in your pants in the car? >.
ReplyDeleteSneezing when you pee.
ReplyDeleteHaving to read about it.
ReplyDeleteWhat's worse? The worse is you DID NOT make it. Your watery excrement went thru your undie, skirt and stained your car seat... but wait coz there's more.
ReplyDeleteLaSenza undie - RM 80
Parkson Mega Sale Skirt - RM 100
Brand New Car Seat - RM 300
Endure your OWN excrement
smell thru out the journey - Priceless!
Aaahhh... C'est la vie, ma chérie.
Sounds familiar . . . how'd it end ? . . mine ended after an hour and a half of holding it in (only on that day realizing there are no f**#ing rest stops on Tun Razak) to the office, parking the car and walking s-l-o-w-l-y to the lobby where two of the lifts are out . . . inching your way to the bathroom with colleagues throwing you strange looks for not reciprocating their greetings and walking like a smurf in shackles, pulling your pants down only to . . . well, nuff said . . .
ReplyDeleteOh God, the horrible memories.
ReplyDeleteNo. No there isn't.
ReplyDeletemaking an emergency stop nearby a bush and do it behind a tress hidden by leafs... once relieved, wipe your bottom with a brown leaf or leftover rubbish that we throw on the highway... no problem.
ReplyDeleteall sounded too familiar.
ReplyDeletewhole nite out drinking with friends. on the way home, felt poopoo coming real strong... rumble. quick stop at petrol station. fcuk! occupied. what to do? what to do? jumped back into my car hoping to stop at next petrol station. then, shit happens!! omfg ... there's nothing i could do about it but to quickly rush home.
no wait. the best part is that i got pulled over by a police for speeding! double omfg ...!!! the moment the officer approach, "eh, bau apa ni?" all i could do was just smiled and he let me off without a ticket!
anyone out there worse than me?
i will grant all your WANTS if u agree to sleep with me for a night... we shall do it in a lavish 6 star hotel, i'm having the visual in my head now..
ReplyDeletewhat say u???