Hi I'm back... and busy with all the backlog.
Quick question to quench my curiosity: is anybody taking part in that perhimpunan 100 ribu rakyat thingy on the 10th November 2007 from Dataran Merdeka to Istana Negara?
It sure sounds like good exercise to me.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Away
Hi. Will be overseas for the week. Feel free to browse through my old posts - see what sort of a loser I am, pity me, then buy me several drinks. Or give me money. I love money.
Updates when I'm back, have a good week all!
Updates when I'm back, have a good week all!
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Is There Any Feeling Worse Than This?
Hearing your tummy rumble where you instantly realise that this is the sort of rumble which means you got food poisoning, in the middle of the highway, stuck in slow traffic, on the way to work, knowing full well that you're not even half way there yet.
What's worse?
What's worse?
Friday, October 12, 2007
Happy Long Weekend!
It feels like a Saturday already....!
To all Muslims, Happy Hari Raya, drive safely and enjoy all your raya goodies!
To all non-muslims, Happy Holidays and enjoy the lack of traffic for the next few days!
To all Muslims, Happy Hari Raya, drive safely and enjoy all your raya goodies!
To all non-muslims, Happy Holidays and enjoy the lack of traffic for the next few days!
Monday, October 8, 2007
MAC Sucks Big Dick.
This post was drafted many months ago... but it was shelved and forgotten, until I came across THIS post - which reignited my furious anger and reminded me why I drafted up the post in the first place.
Before any of you stevejobs OMGIWILLSUCKYOURDICKFORANIPHONE fanbois jump all over me preaching about how he is the chosen one and will SAVE US ALL and that I should burn in hell for heresy and desecrating THE ONE, I am not referring to Mac the product from the same manufacturer of the infamous white coloured piece of overpriced chip which hosts your music and video. I am referring to MAC the cosmetic brand.
So, why does MAC suck big dick?
Reason Number 1:
I've always thought MAC over overrated. Have you seen the printed ads for MAC? If you have, I am sure it is very very VERY difficult to NOT notice how gory and garish the models on their ads are. There is NO way in this life time, hell or heaven, will you EVER be able to pull their shit off in public without making babies cry, dogs growl, and everyBODY starepoint at you whispering among themselves wondering if you were a transgender stripper who's stuck in the 80s. The only WAY you can pull off their makeup and not have a mob throw stones at you is if:
a) you're a drag queen
b) ... working at a strip club
c) ... which has an ongoing 80s theme OR
d) you work at MAC
I mean come on, making up to look exactly like Barbie? Are you freaking kidding me?
Reason Number 2:
And has anybody noticed that MAC comes out with like a TRILLION different types of BRAND NEW LIMITED EDITION collections in a year? How many hues of orange, blue, red, pink, brown, purple blusher, eyeshadow and lipstick can there REALLY be?
so. What. Is. Their. Secret?
Packaging.
They use the freaking SAME set of colours and accessories for EVERY SINGLE COLLECTION. YEAR IN YEAR OUT.
Add some ribbons / frills/ patches / leather. Slap on the "limited edition" sticker and "while stocks last" and VOILA! BRAND NEW COLLECTION, SUCKERS!
I have to admit that the packaging (suckergirl's kryptonite) really makes me just want to OWN their stuff because it's a SO CUTE and I JUST TO HAVE IT - but I always managed to stop myself after realising plastic surgery costs just about the same.
Reason Number 3 and the BIGGEST REASON WHY MAC SUCKS BIG DICK:
Their sales assistant have the lousiest attitudes and make you feel like you're not good enough for their products.. which hey.. are pretty shit to begin with for that price you're paying for.
Once you enter the store every single one of their sales assistants SHALL critically evaluate you. YOU SHALL be stare at. YOU SHALL endure the sales assistants while they eyeball you from top to bottom. To Top. They SHALL NOT subtle about it.
Then they SHALL judge and classify you into 2 categories and SHALL serve you according to the category you have been classified under, ie:
Category 1:
You look like a million bucks
Who:
drag queens, people who wear as much makeup as the sales assistants (think of 80s pop stars), mistresses of Datuks, somebody Famous, Datins who drizzle in jeweleries just begging to be robbed, people wearing designer EVERYTHING.
Type of service:
Smiley, courteous, go all out to please you that even when you fart, they'll exclaim how it smells of jasmines and gardenias.
Category 2:
You DON'T look like a million bucks
Who:
EveryBODY else.
Type of service:
The stare, and the "Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you doing here " look.
And these are the MAC sales assistants with their 5 inch thick face painted bitches who overload on black "cross between goth smoldering and jack sparrow" eyeliner, "the IT clown meets Priscilla queen of the dessert" eye makeup, dripping "dolly parton look" lipgloss , crazy homeless people hobo hair.... and the women are even worst.
Stylish? Classy? Too good for everybody else? My ASS.
I know I'm sounding bitter (Fuck you MAC @ megamall), but I KNOW for a fact that every OTHER girls who has visited a MAC store were also treated the same shitty service, if not worse.
(This does not apply to some of the sales assistants at MAC @ KLCC - they are actually quite nice, and might get fired because it's probably not company policy to be NICE without prejudice.)
And that is why I'm NEVER stepping foot into a MAC store ever again.
Because I'm worth it.
....and the makeup on their sales assistants gives me nightmares.
(Ettusais, Skinfood, and every other friggin' Asian cosmetic brands ftw!)
Before any of you stevejobs OMGIWILLSUCKYOURDICKFORANIPHONE fanbois jump all over me preaching about how he is the chosen one and will SAVE US ALL and that I should burn in hell for heresy and desecrating THE ONE, I am not referring to Mac the product from the same manufacturer of the infamous white coloured piece of overpriced chip which hosts your music and video. I am referring to MAC the cosmetic brand.
So, why does MAC suck big dick?
Reason Number 1:
I've always thought MAC over overrated. Have you seen the printed ads for MAC? If you have, I am sure it is very very VERY difficult to NOT notice how gory and garish the models on their ads are. There is NO way in this life time, hell or heaven, will you EVER be able to pull their shit off in public without making babies cry, dogs growl, and everyBODY starepoint at you whispering among themselves wondering if you were a transgender stripper who's stuck in the 80s. The only WAY you can pull off their makeup and not have a mob throw stones at you is if:
a) you're a drag queen
b) ... working at a strip club
c) ... which has an ongoing 80s theme OR
d) you work at MAC
I mean come on, making up to look exactly like Barbie? Are you freaking kidding me?
Reason Number 2:
And has anybody noticed that MAC comes out with like a TRILLION different types of BRAND NEW LIMITED EDITION collections in a year? How many hues of orange, blue, red, pink, brown, purple blusher, eyeshadow and lipstick can there REALLY be?
so. What. Is. Their. Secret?
Packaging.
They use the freaking SAME set of colours and accessories for EVERY SINGLE COLLECTION. YEAR IN YEAR OUT.
Add some ribbons / frills/ patches / leather. Slap on the "limited edition" sticker and "while stocks last" and VOILA! BRAND NEW COLLECTION, SUCKERS!
I have to admit that the packaging (suckergirl's kryptonite) really makes me just want to OWN their stuff because it's a SO CUTE and I JUST TO HAVE IT - but I always managed to stop myself after realising plastic surgery costs just about the same.
Reason Number 3 and the BIGGEST REASON WHY MAC SUCKS BIG DICK:
Their sales assistant have the lousiest attitudes and make you feel like you're not good enough for their products.. which hey.. are pretty shit to begin with for that price you're paying for.
Once you enter the store every single one of their sales assistants SHALL critically evaluate you. YOU SHALL be stare at. YOU SHALL endure the sales assistants while they eyeball you from top to bottom. To Top. They SHALL NOT subtle about it.
Then they SHALL judge and classify you into 2 categories and SHALL serve you according to the category you have been classified under, ie:
Category 1:
You look like a million bucks
Who:
drag queens, people who wear as much makeup as the sales assistants (think of 80s pop stars), mistresses of Datuks, somebody Famous, Datins who drizzle in jeweleries just begging to be robbed, people wearing designer EVERYTHING.
Type of service:
Smiley, courteous, go all out to please you that even when you fart, they'll exclaim how it smells of jasmines and gardenias.
Category 2:
You DON'T look like a million bucks
Who:
EveryBODY else.
Type of service:
The stare, and the "Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you doing here " look.
And these are the MAC sales assistants with their 5 inch thick face painted bitches who overload on black "cross between goth smoldering and jack sparrow" eyeliner, "the IT clown meets Priscilla queen of the dessert" eye makeup, dripping "dolly parton look" lipgloss , crazy homeless people hobo hair.... and the women are even worst.
Stylish? Classy? Too good for everybody else? My ASS.
I know I'm sounding bitter (Fuck you MAC @ megamall), but I KNOW for a fact that every OTHER girls who has visited a MAC store were also treated the same shitty service, if not worse.
(This does not apply to some of the sales assistants at MAC @ KLCC - they are actually quite nice, and might get fired because it's probably not company policy to be NICE without prejudice.)
And that is why I'm NEVER stepping foot into a MAC store ever again.
Because I'm worth it.
....and the makeup on their sales assistants gives me nightmares.
(Ettusais, Skinfood, and every other friggin' Asian cosmetic brands ftw!)
Friday, October 5, 2007
On Fly.fm This Morning
Do you work?
Do you work in the mornings?
Do you drive to work?
Do you have a working radio in the car?
If you answered yes to all the above, then I bet at least HALF of you listen to FLY.FM.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING RIGHT!
TEENY BOPPER MUSIC COMPLETELY TOOK OVER THE STATION! ZOMG! THEY PLAYED NOTHING BUT OLD SCHOOL BOY BANDS GIRL POWER GROUP SONGS YOU HAVEN'T HEARD SINCE EMO PUNKBANDS AND GRUNGE ANGRY LITTLE YOUNGSTERS TOOK OVER AND IT WAS THE MOST HARDCORE MOST AWESOMENEST THING EVER MY EYEBALLS NEARLY POPPED OUT OF MY SOCKETS OUT OF DISBELIEF! I was completely fuckall ECSTATIC!
I mean, they even played songs from NKOTB!!!! TAKE THAT!!! 911!!!!!oneoneone
I'm a little ashamed to admit that YES I do like teenybopper music! I DO! It's so refreshingly AWESOME once in a while.... except for THAT point of time when every single radio station was playing the same songs on a loop for weeks and months until it started to sound more like fingernails scrapping across the blackboard and you start to hate it and swore if they ever played that song ever again you'll go on a killing rampage and EAT little furry animals... why do they keep doing that?
I digress. Teenybopper songs are like a guilty pleasure. Just like junkfood! You KNOW junkfood is pretty much shit and bad for you and if you eat too much of it you'll get really sick in the stomach..... but when you have that craving you just HAVE TO HAVE THAT SHITTY BURGER / FRIES / ICE-CREAM / FRIED CHICKEN / PIZZA! Teenybopper music is JUST. LIKE. JUINKFOOD. Without the calories!
This morning was basically a FULL ON karaoke session all the way to work!!! Hell I wanted the traffic to be BAD today JUST so I could spend MORE time in the car listening to music junkfood BUT NO! TODAY THE TRAFFIC WAS SUCH A BREEZE!!! WHAT THE FUCK! TODAY! OF ALL DAYS! IT DIDN'T JAM TODAY!
I didn't even want to get out of my car after I parked it. :(
Whaat?!?!?!?! I have a very varied taste in music OKAY!
Come on lah admit it okay. ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU had a THING going on for at LEAST ONE boyband / girlgroup. Hate them or love them, you can NOT deny that eventhough most of them can't REALLY sing, their songs are too corny and catchy to forget! You KNOW the lyrics! You request for them at karaokes! YOU DANCE TO THEIR REMIXES AT CLUBS! And ironically it's GUYS lose their HEADS over them too! DON'T LIE!
Ok ok, so let's get the ball rolling - RELEASE YOUR INNER TEENYBOPPER!
Who do you dig? What were your favourite songs?
I heart Nsync. Not only were their songs fucking catchy (I only liked their upbeat songs), but when they do their synchronised dance moves I just go fucking batshit INSANE.
I also had a thing for 911 when they first came out with the first album "You got my body shaking.... sends a shiver to my soul.... I didn't get no warning... you got me shaking to the bone!!!" AHHAHAHAHAEHAHEHAEH..IT WAS SO INFECTIOUS! YOU LIKE IT TOO RIGHT!!!!!1111one
Wah I'm still so excited. Hahahah.
Okay, your turn..... and don't be shy!
P/s: I just wrote to them via their FIX IT form, requesting this teeny bopper takeover thing to be a permanent every Friday thing! I know I know, I'm losing my head here and you'll never see me the same way again but SO WHAT ZOMG It'S AWESOME! Hahaha Today is a happy day! AND it's a Friday too! Happy weekend! :)
Do you work in the mornings?
Do you drive to work?
Do you have a working radio in the car?
If you answered yes to all the above, then I bet at least HALF of you listen to FLY.FM.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING RIGHT!
TEENY BOPPER MUSIC COMPLETELY TOOK OVER THE STATION! ZOMG! THEY PLAYED NOTHING BUT OLD SCHOOL BOY BANDS GIRL POWER GROUP SONGS YOU HAVEN'T HEARD SINCE EMO PUNKBANDS AND GRUNGE ANGRY LITTLE YOUNGSTERS TOOK OVER AND IT WAS THE MOST HARDCORE MOST AWESOMENEST THING EVER MY EYEBALLS NEARLY POPPED OUT OF MY SOCKETS OUT OF DISBELIEF! I was completely fuckall ECSTATIC!
I mean, they even played songs from NKOTB!!!! TAKE THAT!!! 911!!!!!oneoneone
I'm a little ashamed to admit that YES I do like teenybopper music! I DO! It's so refreshingly AWESOME once in a while.... except for THAT point of time when every single radio station was playing the same songs on a loop for weeks and months until it started to sound more like fingernails scrapping across the blackboard and you start to hate it and swore if they ever played that song ever again you'll go on a killing rampage and EAT little furry animals... why do they keep doing that?
I digress. Teenybopper songs are like a guilty pleasure. Just like junkfood! You KNOW junkfood is pretty much shit and bad for you and if you eat too much of it you'll get really sick in the stomach..... but when you have that craving you just HAVE TO HAVE THAT SHITTY BURGER / FRIES / ICE-CREAM / FRIED CHICKEN / PIZZA! Teenybopper music is JUST. LIKE. JUINKFOOD. Without the calories!
This morning was basically a FULL ON karaoke session all the way to work!!! Hell I wanted the traffic to be BAD today JUST so I could spend MORE time in the car listening to music junkfood BUT NO! TODAY THE TRAFFIC WAS SUCH A BREEZE!!! WHAT THE FUCK! TODAY! OF ALL DAYS! IT DIDN'T JAM TODAY!
I didn't even want to get out of my car after I parked it. :(
Whaat?!?!?!?! I have a very varied taste in music OKAY!
Come on lah admit it okay. ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU had a THING going on for at LEAST ONE boyband / girlgroup. Hate them or love them, you can NOT deny that eventhough most of them can't REALLY sing, their songs are too corny and catchy to forget! You KNOW the lyrics! You request for them at karaokes! YOU DANCE TO THEIR REMIXES AT CLUBS! And ironically it's GUYS lose their HEADS over them too! DON'T LIE!
Ok ok, so let's get the ball rolling - RELEASE YOUR INNER TEENYBOPPER!
Who do you dig? What were your favourite songs?
I heart Nsync. Not only were their songs fucking catchy (I only liked their upbeat songs), but when they do their synchronised dance moves I just go fucking batshit INSANE.
I also had a thing for 911 when they first came out with the first album "You got my body shaking.... sends a shiver to my soul.... I didn't get no warning... you got me shaking to the bone!!!" AHHAHAHAHAEHAHEHAEH..IT WAS SO INFECTIOUS! YOU LIKE IT TOO RIGHT!!!!!1111one
Wah I'm still so excited. Hahahah.
Okay, your turn..... and don't be shy!
P/s: I just wrote to them via their FIX IT form, requesting this teeny bopper takeover thing to be a permanent every Friday thing! I know I know, I'm losing my head here and you'll never see me the same way again but SO WHAT ZOMG It'S AWESOME! Hahaha Today is a happy day! AND it's a Friday too! Happy weekend! :)
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Me vs Them
I drive a perodua.
Some of the trainees drive a mini, merc, honda civic, or some other super duper space age sports car with a million horse powered twin turbo engine plus an exhaust pipe the size of a baby head to boot.. not to mention the other cars that they OWN.
I wear a beat up swatch watch.
Some of the trainees are wearing rolexes .
I'm wearing shirts which don't fit well and are either 5 years old, or just bought at the recent megasale at a discount.
Some of the trainees are wearing sharp, crisp, wrinkle-free shirts which fit them like second skin and requires CUFFLINKS that costs at least a few hundred bucks more.
I own ONE full suit I bought from parkson at a megasale.
Some of the trainees are wearing custom made designer suits.
I mostly have my makans at mamak stalls and similar-priced stalls.
Some of the trainees talk about eating at hotels, and pishy poshy places with names that you can't even pronounce.
I'm 27. With all the pretty paper qualifications and about 6 years of full-time work experience under my belt.
Some of the trainees are at most 23 years old. 0 years of work experience.
....
Study hard mum said. Get all your As. Get a good job. Work hard. You'll make it, mum said.
It seems like she was wrong. It seems like working hard all my life got me nowhere.
It seems like the only way to be able to MAKE IT in this country is
a) to be born into a rich family or
b) marry into one.
It seems like this rat race is just one big fucking scam, and I'm the last one to know about it.
LIES. ALL LIES.
Today, I feel like giving up.
Some of the trainees drive a mini, merc, honda civic, or some other super duper space age sports car with a million horse powered twin turbo engine plus an exhaust pipe the size of a baby head to boot.. not to mention the other cars that they OWN.
I wear a beat up swatch watch.
Some of the trainees are wearing rolexes .
I'm wearing shirts which don't fit well and are either 5 years old, or just bought at the recent megasale at a discount.
Some of the trainees are wearing sharp, crisp, wrinkle-free shirts which fit them like second skin and requires CUFFLINKS that costs at least a few hundred bucks more.
I own ONE full suit I bought from parkson at a megasale.
Some of the trainees are wearing custom made designer suits.
I mostly have my makans at mamak stalls and similar-priced stalls.
Some of the trainees talk about eating at hotels, and pishy poshy places with names that you can't even pronounce.
I'm 27. With all the pretty paper qualifications and about 6 years of full-time work experience under my belt.
Some of the trainees are at most 23 years old. 0 years of work experience.
....
Study hard mum said. Get all your As. Get a good job. Work hard. You'll make it, mum said.
It seems like she was wrong. It seems like working hard all my life got me nowhere.
It seems like the only way to be able to MAKE IT in this country is
a) to be born into a rich family or
b) marry into one.
It seems like this rat race is just one big fucking scam, and I'm the last one to know about it.
LIES. ALL LIES.
Today, I feel like giving up.
Monday, October 1, 2007
WMB 6724
Hey you.
Yes you, cockfag son of a uncivilised shit eating Neanderthal in the light brown coloured Toyota.
Maybe because you're a retard and they give out special licenses where you don't have to go through a normal driving school like the rest of us plebs had to to PASS our driving test and therefore, didn't know certain rudimentary driving etiquettes and regulations. Maybe you did, but somehow you couldn't compute and retain this information because it was just too profound and complex for your teeny tiny peabrain because you are afterall a RETARD. Either way, here is a refresher, with my compliments.
Do you know what a steering wheel is? Yes, it's that round contraption right in front of you which you use to STEER your car (hence STEERING WHEEL). I noticed that even with a brain of yours which is clearly underdeveloped even for a dung beetle that you already know very well how your steering wheel works.
But did you also notice that behind your steering wheel there is a phallic-like object which sticks out the right side? That is where your indicators are. Notice if you lightly push it down, there will be an arrow pointing to the left which flashes to your right in front of you. If you push it up a little, an arrow pointing to the left will flash instead. FREAKING AWESOME RIGHT? It is a very useful tool to use when, instead of going straight, you'd like to turn to either your left and right. This is called - INDICATING. or SIGNALLING.
So, in the future, whenever, if you EVER, decide with that TEENY TINY puny snail underused brain of yours that you ever feel like, for any fucking reason at all, you suddenly have that itch to make sudden turns into other people's lanes when you're just inches ahead from the car behind you , it would be very VERY FUCKING advisable to SIGNAL OR INDICATE BEFOREHAND - BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY FUCKING TEACH YOU IN NORMAL PEOPLE'S DRIVING SCHOOL YOU FUCKING BALLMUNCHING ASSWIPE SCUM OF THE SEWERS WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU A FERAL CHILD BROUGHT UP BY A PACK OF MAGGOTS? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SIGNAL BEFORE EATING INTO PEOPLE'S LANE?!?!?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WITH YOU IDIOTS MAKING SUDDEN CUTS INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S LANE, WEAVING IN AND OUT LANES AS IF YOU'RE A MAT REMPIT ON YOUR KAPCHAI (fucking MOTORBIKES! let's not even GO THERE!) WHEN IT'S FUCKING CLEAR TO EVERYBODY AND YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE DRIVING A FUCKING FOUR WHEELED AUTOMOBILE! DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH?!?!? WELL I DO NOT!!! YOU DO NOT OWN THE FUCKING ROAD. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE. YOUR STUPID CHEAP OVERPRICED CAR IS NOT A FUCKING TANK.
I SWEAR. IF I EVER SEE YOU CAR DOING THIS TO ME AGAIN - I WILL SEE TO IT THAT MY CAR ASS FUCKS YOUR CAR SO BAD THAT THE BOOT OF YOUR CAR STICKS UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, COMES OUT THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH AND YOU WILL FUCKING WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN WITH A BLOODY SHIT HOLE YOU FUCKING VOMIT EATING ANIMAL FUCKING PUS FILLED DISEASED DICKHEAD.
And this goes out to every single one of you IDIOTS with SHIT for brains who do NOT signal too.
Please for the love of god, SIGNAL BEFORE YOU TURN. IT REALLY ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT!
Sekian.
Yes you, cockfag son of a uncivilised shit eating Neanderthal in the light brown coloured Toyota.
Maybe because you're a retard and they give out special licenses where you don't have to go through a normal driving school like the rest of us plebs had to to PASS our driving test and therefore, didn't know certain rudimentary driving etiquettes and regulations. Maybe you did, but somehow you couldn't compute and retain this information because it was just too profound and complex for your teeny tiny peabrain because you are afterall a RETARD. Either way, here is a refresher, with my compliments.
Do you know what a steering wheel is? Yes, it's that round contraption right in front of you which you use to STEER your car (hence STEERING WHEEL). I noticed that even with a brain of yours which is clearly underdeveloped even for a dung beetle that you already know very well how your steering wheel works.
But did you also notice that behind your steering wheel there is a phallic-like object which sticks out the right side? That is where your indicators are. Notice if you lightly push it down, there will be an arrow pointing to the left which flashes to your right in front of you. If you push it up a little, an arrow pointing to the left will flash instead. FREAKING AWESOME RIGHT? It is a very useful tool to use when, instead of going straight, you'd like to turn to either your left and right. This is called - INDICATING. or SIGNALLING.
So, in the future, whenever, if you EVER, decide with that TEENY TINY puny snail underused brain of yours that you ever feel like, for any fucking reason at all, you suddenly have that itch to make sudden turns into other people's lanes when you're just inches ahead from the car behind you , it would be very VERY FUCKING advisable to SIGNAL OR INDICATE BEFOREHAND - BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY FUCKING TEACH YOU IN NORMAL PEOPLE'S DRIVING SCHOOL YOU FUCKING BALLMUNCHING ASSWIPE SCUM OF THE SEWERS WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU A FERAL CHILD BROUGHT UP BY A PACK OF MAGGOTS? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SIGNAL BEFORE EATING INTO PEOPLE'S LANE?!?!?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WITH YOU IDIOTS MAKING SUDDEN CUTS INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S LANE, WEAVING IN AND OUT LANES AS IF YOU'RE A MAT REMPIT ON YOUR KAPCHAI (fucking MOTORBIKES! let's not even GO THERE!) WHEN IT'S FUCKING CLEAR TO EVERYBODY AND YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE DRIVING A FUCKING FOUR WHEELED AUTOMOBILE! DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH?!?!? WELL I DO NOT!!! YOU DO NOT OWN THE FUCKING ROAD. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE. YOUR STUPID CHEAP OVERPRICED CAR IS NOT A FUCKING TANK.
I SWEAR. IF I EVER SEE YOU CAR DOING THIS TO ME AGAIN - I WILL SEE TO IT THAT MY CAR ASS FUCKS YOUR CAR SO BAD THAT THE BOOT OF YOUR CAR STICKS UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, COMES OUT THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH AND YOU WILL FUCKING WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN WITH A BLOODY SHIT HOLE YOU FUCKING VOMIT EATING ANIMAL FUCKING PUS FILLED DISEASED DICKHEAD.
And this goes out to every single one of you IDIOTS with SHIT for brains who do NOT signal too.
Please for the love of god, SIGNAL BEFORE YOU TURN. IT REALLY ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT!
Sekian.
Happy Birthday KY!
Somebody finally hit the pretty big three-0h. :)
OH HERRO! I IS KY. IN YOUR RESTAURANT. PWNING JOO!
May your kois live a long and happy fat life.
May you always find good and cheap food to eat.
May you idiotic lame sense of humour never die.
.... and may your liquour bottles at home never be empty. :)
Many happy returns of the day, bitch.
:)
OH HERRO! I IS KY. IN YOUR RESTAURANT. PWNING JOO!
May your kois live a long and happy fat life.
May you always find good and cheap food to eat.
May you idiotic lame sense of humour never die.
.... and may your liquour bottles at home never be empty. :)
Many happy returns of the day, bitch.
:)
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)