I am FA.
I am 26.
I read children's books.
Herro.
This is my sister.
She is 14.
She reads timeless classics.
Herro.
I am FA.
I am VERY young at heart.
And mind.
My sister is sitting next to me as I'm updating this post.
"What? Is that all you're posting about? 2 pictures and 10 words?"
"Yeahhh...."
"Just to show how much you suck?"
"Er. Yeah."
"OKaaayyyy....."
*Goes back to doing her own thing. Like find the cure for cancer or something*
Sigh.
Guess I'm not winning the Best Elder Sister Award this year.
*Sister looks over my shoulder*
"Well, you did buy me that book!"
Oh. Then I suppose I'm still eligible for it after all. :)
Whee! Happy weekend all!
is that all you're posting???? just ONE picture of yourself???? :D
ReplyDeleteFA: Got picture of my pretty sis what!
those books have fonts size 34 and with lotsa pictures ? i can't read story books cuz i am dyslexic ....poor thing
ReplyDeleteWeh, show more face lah!!
ReplyDeleteHoly moly I sound like a paedophile. Hahaha
FA: You paedo...
all them doctors are paedos
ReplyDeleteFA: Dude, speak for yourself.
you both need playgirl magazines.
ReplyDeleteif it makes you feel any better, remember roald dahl writes highly disturbing stories as well.
ReplyDeleteand to kill a mockingbird is sort of on schoolies to-read booklist. ;)
Wahahahah!
ReplyDeleteClassic book, To Kill a Mockingbird. The movie was great too!
But, erm, I read Calvin and Hobbes regularly. Even got the big heavy box set. So maybe am not as grown up as ppl think, huh?
But how can kids identify with a Ferrari Dino, which is on the cover of yr "kids book"?
Good weekend to u too, FA!
FA: YOU HAVE THAT RM600 BOX SET ARE YOU SHITTING ME!
FA bored.... =P
ReplyDeleteDo you have many of those stripey shirts?
ReplyDeleteFA: Just 2. One in green. Another in red. I wear it over and over and over again. Because I'm poor.
you're so adorable..... can't get any cuter than that huh?
ReplyDeletewheres ah horng?
ReplyDeleteFA: yeah where is he? He no likey my sister no more? HAHAHAHA
Gezzz.. You look like those jailbird in stripes reading Dahl...
ReplyDeleteGood book you bought for your sis. You have my vote too for best elder sis.
ReplyDeleteI'm 23 and am still reading Crayon Shinchan comic..
ReplyDeletePhew..Lucky I don't have a younger sis/bro.
you should pose with your tucker max book.
ReplyDeleteUmm, FA, are your lips moving as you read?
ReplyDeleteFA: Umm, why?
you forgot young at breasts!
ReplyDeleteat least you read! i know lots of mofos who don't even bother .... such idiots.
ReplyDeleteReading To Kill a Mockingbird at 14 is incredible actually. I enjoyed it, studied it for literature in form 5 :) Should read it, it's good stuff.
ReplyDeleteAndrogynous
ReplyDeleteHere comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt
Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain
Same hair, a revolution
Same build, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?
And they love each other so, androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous
We'll don't get him wrong, and don't get him mad
He might be a father but he sure aint a dad
And she don't need the advice that is sent to her
She's happy the way she looks, she's happy with her gender
And they love each other so, androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous
Mirror image, see no damage, see no evil at all
Cupie dolls and urine stalls will be laughed at
The way you're laughed at now
Something meets boy and something meets girl
They both look the same they're overjoyed in this world
Same hair revolution
Unisex evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?
And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants,
Tomorrow Jane is wearing a dress
Future outcasts and they don't last
And today people dress the way that they please
The way they tried to do in the last centuries
And they love each other so, androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous.
Read Shakespeare, keeps you thinking for hours.
ReplyDeleteroald dahl makes the best curry dahl IMHO.
ReplyDeleteonly ever read The Sound Machine cause SPM english requires that. sad.
hey when your sister is done can i borrow the book ah!
ReplyDeleteFA: In exchange for peanut butter cups I'll even let you borrow my sister!
Hey, it is value for money. Most famous English children book writer always acquire a good illustrator for their book.
ReplyDeleteread THE GAME by Neil Strauss. dun buy it, read it at starbucks BORDERS, not worth buying..
ReplyDeleteyou n your sis 12 yrs apart ah ... sure onot
ReplyDeleteFA: That's what I hear. Why? You know something I don't?
Read Aimee Bender :D
ReplyDeleteShe is really good.
Roald Dahl's books may be children's books, but they are satirical. You most probably laughed about it and still didn't realise it. That's why even adults enjoy them. =)
ReplyDeleteI love to read novels if I have more personal time. But I don't much time now since I started working...
ReplyDeletei think that poem (is it one?) by mych is damn nice, but er... a bit irrelevant to the post right? -_-" weh FA, you got people literally waxing lyricals on your blog now, standard of stalkers higher already ah. congrats.
ReplyDelete..
ReplyDeleteSuperman's Song
Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle
But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent
He would not be caught sittin' around in no
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing
Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him
Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any bank
In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not
Folks said his family were all dead
Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself
To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going
Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him
Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane."
Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes
I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back
On man, join Tarzan in the forest
But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes
In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through
And nothing to do but go on home
Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him
(2x)
.. well the wonders of the web.. I just rediscoved that some of my old albums still exist on the net..
ReplyDeleteanyone remember Crash Test Dummies??
I'm Outlived By That Thing?
ReplyDeleteI threw out a stupid common paperweight
And it went out into the country
To a place where other solid objects lie around
Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there
And when I die, it will still be somewhere
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
A man once took a very famous photograph
Went in books and even lectures
Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness
Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub
He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub
Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
Scientists have recently just found out
About a fish they didn't know of
That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas
It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while
Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
FA: Erm. You so free ar...
Hey, are you exchangeable for peanut butter cups ?
ReplyDeleteFA: Who is doing the exchanging? :)
ok lah
ReplyDelete"Jie you wearing the stripes shirt again? You taking picture ah?"
ReplyDeleteI think if the "who" does not really matter, almost everyone here will want a piece of you.
ReplyDeleteBut I loved Henry Sugar and the Fingersmith. Its cool.....
ReplyDeleteDont care what other people say. Its cool.