Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Filler #1743

Some common searches to my site.

keywords

Once in a while I get funny searches like these:

weird

And this is just from this morning ONLY.

I'm gonna start a compilation.

I worry a little bit, the type of freaks who stalk my site.

But one thing I'm really curios though, how do you make an alcoholic love you?

(and if you blog, what are the weirdest search words have you come across your own blog?)
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29 comments:

  1. 9November 21, 2006 at 7:46 PM

    the alcohol thingy i'm not surprised, you've promoted THAT beer of yours like mad here, hehehe... but granny sex? euwwww.

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  2. changeiamNovember 21, 2006 at 8:04 PM

    FA = pole dancing .. now that's something I wouldn't mind checking out hahahahahah

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  3. anttykNovember 21, 2006 at 9:22 PM

    For some reason, I keep getting a lot of hits from Google Images - catfish. Why catfish?

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  4. ISNovember 21, 2006 at 9:44 PM

    What about kicking and eating babies??

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  5. damionNovember 21, 2006 at 10:37 PM

    to make an alcoholic love you, make sure you're as strong as a vodka..
    also give them a good strong punch.. haha

    saw someone who looked like u near the Shell @ Sri Petaling, but she had curly hair.. not u i suppose..

    FA: my hair still short and straight leh.

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  6. spillerNovember 21, 2006 at 10:42 PM

    haha.. gangbang.. must be that Ink Blot post..

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  7. Sensual SophiaNovember 22, 2006 at 12:49 AM

    my keywords would be "great ass tattoos" and "orgasms". not surprising at all...

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  8. KYNovember 22, 2006 at 12:54 AM

    lucky "having too much alcohol at home" isn't the solution.

    FA: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *stomach ache*

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  9. tedNovember 22, 2006 at 1:47 AM

    somehow i kept getting searches for 'rogol+ustazah' (i did a theatre review where those two words appear, but definitely NOT together in sequence like dat. but still.. what kind of people go online and look for websites related to that phrase? *shudder*

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  10. gbyeowNovember 22, 2006 at 3:43 AM

    Kinky. You sure you're not running a porn site or some such?

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  11. madNovember 22, 2006 at 10:16 AM

    gummy bears vodka
    fireangel wisdom tooth
    pole dancing sex fuck

    FA: LOLROF *DIES*

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  12. tigerjoeNovember 22, 2006 at 6:58 PM

    Q: How to make an aloc love youse?
    A: Own a distillery. Not a pub, but a distillery with those giant vats that said alco can go swimming in every morning.

    Weirdest search words to have led to my blog would be "face dildo". I'm not even sure how such a toy is supposed to work. Or why anyone would play with one. :P

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  13. bsNovember 22, 2006 at 9:49 PM

    granny sex??!where did that come from?

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  14. staticNovember 23, 2006 at 12:20 AM

    how do you track searches to your site?

    FA: Www.sitemeter.com

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  15. LainieNovember 23, 2006 at 2:33 AM

    wahaha...mine are pretty much worse than yours.

    though sometimes i get "lainie yeoh ipoh" then i'm like O_o

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  16. ChenNovember 23, 2006 at 6:43 AM

    i have no idea how to check. btw, i didn't know you had a fetish for granny sex. no wonder tak hirau youngsters like me la. meh. hahahahahaha *runsaway*

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  17. LiewNovember 23, 2006 at 3:38 PM

    Kinky!

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  18. anonymouscowardNovember 23, 2006 at 11:49 PM

    boring la. where are the camwhore pics or emo rants?

    FA: Sorry. I damn lazy. I go stand in corner now. But do you think, f I took the effort to update at least THREE times a week I'll get even MORE traffic, hmmm? Doubt it loh.

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  19. frosteeNovember 25, 2006 at 12:50 AM

    gosh... most outrages search word was "kidssex"!

    That was due to a funny cartoon that I had posted on my blog. Now I got flippin' peadophiles coming to my blog! Bah!

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  20. stupeNovember 25, 2006 at 2:27 AM

    how to check who search what to get to your blog?

    sorry, low tech bugger here.

    :P

    FA: I use www.sitemeter.com

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  21. AaronBracesNovember 26, 2006 at 1:50 AM

    A little late but... I told you I'd remember!! hahaha!
    It was fun!

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  22. LaynieNovember 26, 2006 at 10:30 PM

    By giving them free alcohol! Duuuuuuuhhhhh.

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  23. JerryNovember 26, 2006 at 11:21 PM

    Granny sex??? Wrinkled labia anyone??? :D

    "But one thing I’m really curios though, how do you make an alcoholic love you?"

    Errr, I thought the more you drink the prettier the other party gets? No? :D

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  24. JamesNovember 27, 2006 at 3:12 PM

    How about lick?

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  25. anonymouscowardNovember 27, 2006 at 11:30 PM

    Please ler.

    Camwhore pics - once a week.

    On a Monday.

    It would be best giler start of the week.

    FA: Yeah I know. Crazy weekend. Damn tired now. I'll try to think of something.

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  26. DabidoNovember 29, 2006 at 2:23 AM

    You'd think Granny sex would make tem end up on my site! ;-)
    [Or at least Grand Pa sex should send them there.]

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  27. bodiceaNovember 29, 2006 at 6:24 AM

    tell the alco that you own a bar.

    btw

    i get "barney sex", "die emo die", "gay dog"

    =.=

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  28. zewtFebruary 7, 2007 at 2:20 AM

    granny sex? woooooahhhhh~~

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  29. pinkisthenewblog@gmail.comJanuary 5, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    Kinky. You sure you’re not running a porn site or some such?

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