1. Switch on computer.
2. Log in.
3. Wash mug in pantry
4. Pour water into mug.
5. Drink water.
6. Moisturise hands.
7. Work work.
Every morning, while doing one of the routine activities, I'm also greeted by this... thing which reminds me of something else completely out of place and it really amuses me. So this morning I decided to snap a couple of pictures of it to share my amusement with all five of you.
Everytime I look at this thing and blur my eyes a little, all I see are images of naked women in all sorts of sexual positions.
It's a piece of the pantry's ceiling by the way.
Here, a closer look.
Freud will have a lot to say about my mind, I think. Or the state of my deprivation.
Please tell me you see it too. Do you see it? Do you? DO YOU?
uhm.
ReplyDeleteyou know how you always say i'm so sick and perverted?
0_o
i'm sorry to disappoint you (and myself), but i can't see shit loh.
I see the tiles on the floor of my upstairs bathroom...
ReplyDeleteI see dead people...
ReplyDeletei see FA in one of those positions!!
ReplyDeleteOkay. All five of us have seen the pictures already. Shall we move on?
ReplyDeleteFA: To where?
i can see it, but i'm a guy
ReplyDeletesecret lesbian desires?
cool!
I sense much anger in you...
ReplyDelete*ahem*
I mean I see a bit of a turtle outline. Don't know if it's a surfer dude turtle out of Finding Nemo though. :D
they are trying to communicate with you...
ReplyDeleteit looks like a huge orgy.
ReplyDeleteis that an alsatian i can see, bottom left....?
next!
ReplyDeleteI see that you're very much deprived...
ReplyDeleteBetter book an appointment with the psychiatrist soon....
ReplyDeleteHahaha....
No lah...
You just have a wild and slightly perverted imagination - nothing wrong with that, right?
:)
you have a problem.
ReplyDeletei see a female giving a bj... :p
ReplyDelete/shys
ReplyDeleteWell yes!! Actually I do, looks something like those ancient Egyptians pictographics.
actually I see a 3D image of a dying dolphin...
ReplyDeleteI see the pattern that termites leave after they're done with the timber ....
ReplyDeleteColor them then it will become coral reef.
ReplyDeleteLooks like KY and you
ReplyDeleteWorld domination, of course! ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's just your subconscious lesbian trying desperately to express its voice from your inner self, clawing its way into your conscious mind.
ReplyDeletesounds like someone been to the looney bin once too often
ReplyDeleteOverachievers
ReplyDeleteLong ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be
Repelled so she might serve God, be His only
God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered
He rewarded her amply with a full beard
But then she wondered if she should start to take it easy
"Overachiever" might be putting it mildly
A student of behaviour psychology
Conditioned himself to stick to his studies
He grew tired of these routines and tried to drop them
But he was caught in his own trap and couldn't stop them
And then he wondered if he should start to take it easy
"Overachiever" might be putting it mildly
Once a man was determined to get into
The program for astronauts and go to the moon
Finally he was in space, saw the planet
Fear struck and he threw up inside his helmet
Then he wondered if he should start to take it easy
"Overachiever" might be putting it mildly
at first i thought that the pic was one of those 3D ones ... chehhhh
ReplyDeleteI thought I had a vivid imagination and a, ahem, dirty mind, but guess not. All I see is a ceiling tile, no matter how hard I squint!
ReplyDeletehhhmmm..... my pantry ceiling color white...
ReplyDeleteurs greenish.... so strange..... is it moss????
I see dragons lor.
ReplyDeleteFreud may have a major disagrement with u as this is briefly imagination. If Carl Jung is to watch...he may give u some hint..For me...It's more of somebody behind the ceiling which u imagined. But it's oni a mere lighting!!
ReplyDeleteAre they like going at it together lesbo style?
ReplyDeletelooks like pre-historic animals to me. all types of pre-historic animals.
ReplyDeleteisn't that a bathroom window?
i have the same ceiling boards in my office. now i can't help taking a glance upwards every now and then. sigh.
ReplyDelete3. Wash mug in pantry
ReplyDeleteYou leave overnight brew in your mug?
It's just a ceiling board!!! Don't think so much...
ReplyDeleteJust as in the ink blot test . . . and I quote "Freud would have had a field day with you" - Brain to Pinky
ReplyDeletehahahahaha . . . you kind of remind me of the genius from Armageddon - hehehe :) . . . you might be able to take a little comfort in that . . . honestly ? . . . I think you need to get a new job :) . . .
holy shit. staring at it for long enough really gets to you.
ReplyDelete'Please tell me you see it too. Do you see it? Do you? DO YOU?'
ReplyDeleteNo.
new job? i was thinking, needs to get laid.
ReplyDeleteheh.
hehehehe.
Tee hee hee . . . I guess you know her best Lainie hehe :)
ReplyDeleteooh! I DO see it! the designer of that print is so smart!subliminal messaging. i LOVE it! maybe your interior designer got the tile from a pornsite clearance sale.
ReplyDeleteFA: Phew. I hope it's not just a same-high school thing. HAHAHA
PUPPY PILEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ReplyDeletelike a mini kama sutra LOL
ReplyDeleteMost of them seems to be doggy LOL
ReplyDeletehm, it must've been sometime since I noticed.. but Dabido giving monosyllabic comments???
ReplyDeleteaccording to sigmund freud EVERYTHING is about sex.
ReplyDeletep/s: no, don't see it.
OH MY GOD!!!! I SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm Batsy,
ReplyDeletefrom Syria,
and I'm 14 y.o
Hi, All
I've studied English sinse Spring .
It's Really difficult
I want like to meet peple and practisice My English with them.
Thank You
You know what, I never thought of it that way. Makes plenty of sense now. Thanks for explaining it so clearly, it really helped me and I'm sure it will help plenty of other people too. All the best!
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