During the trip we decided to check out their local buka puasa bazaar to get us some grub for dinner. Please allow me show you (with the help of my trusty brand new SE baby) the sort of drinks they offer to unsuspecting thirsty people who waltz through bazaar with their eyes closed.
Can you even begin to guess what flavours they are? Wait, no prizes if you actually DO know what all these flavours are, you poor, blind, fuck.
Vomit green. Diluted blood. Pee. Shreds of baby.
Check out the SCARY radioactive colours on these seemingly innocent everyday drinkable beverages. Bandung? Jagung? Oren? Strawberi? Aku tak caya nie. Where is the disclaimer? "We are not responsible if your newborn turns out to be a five-legged lizard mutant due to the consumption of our wares".
Want some eye-blinding-fluorescent kryptonite juice mistah?
Purple is alien puke.... after one too many glasses of kryptonite juice.
Is that barley? Or a whole barrel of sem........
Kryptonite juice WITH milk for your daily calcium needs. Yum.
OH! CAN you see that? It's newt eyeball juice WITH REAL newt eyeballs!
Milo? Are you KIDDING ME? NO. NOT MILO. MUD maybe.
No, I didn't have the balls to try anything. If I did, I might actually GET some balls, which, contrary to what some of you sick fucks might believe, is Not A Good Thing.
eeeww so colorful, like my box of LUNA colorpencil...wakakkak
ReplyDeleteomg wth. the corours.
ReplyDeleteafter one too many glass of kryptonite juice should be GREEN.
ReplyDeletePURPLE IS NOT ALIEN PUKE! IHATECHU
Purple is Gay
ReplyDeleteu suck!
ReplyDeleteLooks more blue than purple. I think it's made of Smurfs!
ReplyDeleteSome of them do look like puke! Bleuch! Too mcuh food colouring for my allergies.
One of my greatest principles of life: NEVER DRINK ANYTHING THAT IS BRIGHT GREEN IN COLOUR UNLESS IT IS KICKAPOO
ReplyDeleteKICKAPOO IS YELLOW NOT BRIGHT GREEN!!
ReplyDeletejem juice. he man juice. smurf juice. little pony juice. gummybear juice.
all the juices. hehe.
ReplyDeletelike rainbow.
oh... cutenya
lainie: looks green to me. VERY BRIGHT green
ReplyDeleteeyeris: the BOTTLE is green. kickapoo is yellow.
ReplyDeletei'm too afraid to ask why you've been spending so much time with the bottle.
*shudder*
I'd say never drink anything unless it has alcohol in it. Then again, a tub of krypton might just send you to heaven.
ReplyDeleteBest post evar!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletegood compilations!The pics are snapped using ur new phone huh?
You forgot to comment on the flesh coloured thing at the far right on the last pic. But I rather not know all the same.
ReplyDeleteMan...yucky!Looks more like colour palette.Aren't they appealing?I saw almost the same things at Bubble Tea store,as well as on top of ice kacang.Indeed a COLOURFUL Malaysian perspective.Btw,where is this place?
ReplyDeleteHey, I could use some of that kryptonite juice right about now -- if it does what you say it does.
ReplyDeleteFA, you remind me a lot of Nezha, who also happens to be on fiery wheels. There're many similarities between you two.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nezha_deity
i don c no love juice..anyone spotted em?
ReplyDeletehahahah that's hillarious and the picture quality is not too bad either .. if that's not barley it must have been one hell of a job to fill it up with what you thought it was .. hahahaha
ReplyDeletei love you my angel
ReplyDeleteYour language is disgusting and your critical behaviour is revolting. After reading one of your posts for the first time i decide to stick Kenny Sia. Diebitch!
ReplyDeleteyou took ALL those photos with your handphone??! O.o
ReplyDeleteTo Anonymous, The Ownage thinks that Anonymous is a sadistic fuck who thinks he or she is the perfect person and that he or she can pass perfect judgement over everything. The Ownage also thinks that Anonymous should keep his or her comments to his or herself or die to trolling pros like me who like to pick a verbal fight with nubs like you.
ReplyDeleteDefinition of some online jargen present.
Troll (noun) - Person who goes around forums and spams to get attention through provocative conversation. Trolls; plural form of the word Troll
Trolling (verb) - Verb form of the noun Troll.
Pro (noun) - Short form for the word professional which means that the person is very adept in doing the thing he or she does best. Pros; plural form of the noun Pro.
Nub (noun) - Short form for the word newbie which usually refers to the group of people who are new to the web in general. This is not restricted to just online video games. Nubs; plural form of the noun Nub.
That is all.
to The Ownage,
ReplyDeleteyou forgot to add this:
Trolls (plural of noun Troll) usually are chicken shits who hide behind the anonymity of the internet. Butt ugly or possess IQ lower than 30 or both.
and hehe, there was a typo. it's jargon, not jargen. :P
That blue/purple one looks delicious.
ReplyDeleteHope you have the boobs to try things you're afraid of.
ReplyDeleteWe only live once. :)
the only drinkable thing is usually the coconut "juice"
ReplyDeletethat anonymous fella wants to stick Kenny Sia? poor kenny. :D:D
ReplyDeleteeyeris: as long as they take a video :P
ReplyDeletehunger!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTo Chen, while I don't agree with your description of me (I personally think you described me wrongly and you even doubt my IQ) I am gonna say FUCK YEA.
ReplyDeleteNobody decode the color?
ReplyDeleteI don't mind to drink cendol.
What exactly is that purple drink???
ReplyDeletenice.
ReplyDeletefound you through life allegedly.
purple drink =yam?
ReplyDeleteSo, that's where my box of watercolours disappeared to.......
ReplyDeleteand we wonder why malaysians are the most obese amongst asian counties.. I'm surprise they dun mutate and spawn a new generation of ... WTTF la
ReplyDeletes11 - not really la, China is worse...there is more obesity problem there..mostly due to good economic status naowadays.
ReplyDeleteI had to drink a cup of "watermelon juice" offered by a Muslim friend. It is a shade of bright green that is not in your pictures above.
ReplyDeleteI haven't developed any balls yet. *checks*
The colour is too distinct and sharp to be original, remember we are got the haze thingy.
ReplyDelete"Who am I kidding? You can never run from the haze fuck you Indonesia."
ReplyDeleteMalaysia won't defend any of its citizens who set illegal fires to clear land in neighboring Indonesia,Azmi Khalid said.He acknowledged the possibility that some fires could have been started by Malaysian employees of foreign palm oil firms.