Monday, October 16, 2006

Ate Too Much Nothing Else To Do.

I've always wanted to own a hip flask because like a primary school kid sniffing glue to impress his friends, I thought owning a hip flask would make me COOL.

After much pestering, begging and threatening, I finally got that wish fulfilled.

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Well, sorta.

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It's so tiny, midgets can take a swim it in on a hot summers day.

It's enough for a shot of ... well.. just about anything I want to have a shot of.

The beautiful thing about this flask is that because it's so small and it looks like a cute keychain accessory, I can slip it (and its contents) into my bag........unnoticed by anyone.

Which means I now have the power to drink anything, anytime, anywhere.

I must not camwhore.
I must not camwhore.
I must not camwhore.

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Oops. Hehehe.

Anyway, to proof how thankful I am and how much I love this thing...

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.... I've already christened it with vodka.



So if I'm ever out with you and you catch me smiling like a maniac for no apperent reason at all, well...... there might be a tiny reason afterall.


P/S: I am aware that the powers of my camwhoring compels my current employers to perv at my site, so just to add a little disclaimer:- my smiling maniacally at the workstation for no apparent reason at all has NOTHING to do with this flask whatsoever, I smile maniacally at the workstation only because OMFG I'M ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH MY JOB.
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21 comments:

  1. derikuOctober 16, 2006 at 5:38 AM

    wish i'd love my job as much as you do...

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  2. Paul TanOctober 16, 2006 at 6:17 AM

    Title should be drank too much nothing else to do.

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  3. KYOctober 16, 2006 at 10:12 AM

    I think it'll take about 2 dozens of these to get you into smiling like a maniac in public.

    FA: My tolerance level dropped already. One enough. HAAHAHA

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  4. madOctober 16, 2006 at 1:08 PM

    That flask doesn't hold enough to get even a midget drunk!

    P.S. I know for a fact that's not true what you said about your job.

    FA: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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  5. gbyeowOctober 16, 2006 at 3:58 PM

    Can I have a shot of that. I'm trying to dull my mind to the horror movie that I was stupid enough to watch yesterday...

    FA: Bwahhaha. who asked you to watchhhhh!

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  6. changeiamOctober 16, 2006 at 4:46 PM

    Awwww that flask is so cute .. hahahaha .. ermm were you compelled to get that flask after so long because you LOVE your job so much ?!?! :D

    FA: It was a gift leh. To shut me up probably. Hahaha!

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  7. DukesterOctober 16, 2006 at 5:24 PM

    Abt wat u said abt ya job.....ya rite!!... :P

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  8. Me so shyOctober 16, 2006 at 7:03 PM

    You remind me so much of the character Veronica Mars

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  9. JamesOctober 16, 2006 at 7:23 PM

    What sort of job is it? Any fun?

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  10. stupeOctober 16, 2006 at 8:40 PM

    hehehe...it's not even a hip flask! It's a err...key flask? less than a shot, eh, can't even get you anywhere near the word H in high.

    :)

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  11. spillerOctober 16, 2006 at 11:13 PM

    woo.. red bra..

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  12. TerencegOctober 16, 2006 at 11:41 PM

    who you kidding ? lol

    you need those hats that contain flask.....like in WATERBOY....slurp

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  13. iesnekOctober 17, 2006 at 12:08 AM

    Hip flasks make the alcoholic. My old school's PE teacher would always use a Thermos instead. Then he'd offer us some during school hours! ;)

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  14. LainieOctober 17, 2006 at 12:27 AM

    Petition to Give FA a Raise begins now.

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  15. ChenOctober 17, 2006 at 1:32 AM

    oh wait, there is one. i baru nampak. oops. pai seh.

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  16. ChenOctober 17, 2006 at 1:32 AM

    FOURTEEN comments and NOBODY mentioned her red bra straps???????

    i mean, HELLO??!!

    RED BRA! SCREAMING OF SEX! APA NI!

    i am not a perv.
    i am not a perv.
    i am not a perv.

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  17. jimmyOctober 17, 2006 at 1:55 AM

    i definitely lurrve the flask!

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  18. kalamariOctober 17, 2006 at 5:12 AM

    What's wrong with smiling like a maniac in public? I do it all the time! *hic*

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  19. AaronOctober 17, 2006 at 7:40 PM

    Hi,

    Love your blog, love your entry, don't love vodka. :)

    Cheers! :P

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  20. JOctober 19, 2006 at 5:29 AM

    Hrmm....
    Well, you could fill it up with Absinthe (or some other suitably lethal alcohol).
    Then there'll be a bigger "kick" with your sip from the hip flask.
    :)

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  21. myhorngOctober 20, 2006 at 6:06 AM

    just wonder who took the photos

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