Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The Gr3atness of The Suan Comp3ls JOO!

suanpretty

1.
A bet to Suanie I have lost,
A post on her greatness is the cost.
Sure, I know we all worship her,
But hey, a reminder is in order.

suanfreak

2.
A lean machine Suanie wants to be,
But a Twiggy Suanie is scary.
(Coz) Suanie is cute, Suanie is funny,
Suanie is also very bendy.

suanboot

3.
Suanie is witty! Suanie is smart!
That is why Suanie, we heart!
How she writes! How she rants!
How it makes us wet our pants!

suaneats

4.
Every letter she types,
Every mudpie she bites,
Suanie is so damn great,
Mere mortals love to hate!

suandrinks

5.
We are not worthy!
We beg your pardon!
You are TEH almighty,
To the last drop of Hoegaarden!

suanme

6.
Me so happy, Suanie's me friend,
Her greatness men can't comprehend.
But bad rhymes must end please understand,
Before I TURN GREEN and start KICKING BABIES STOMPING ON DAISIES FFS OMG YEARGHH!!
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27 comments:

  1. suanieOctober 18, 2006 at 4:59 PM

    the last bit don't rhyme leh :P kah kah kah kah let's bet again!!!

    FA: .... on purpose wan lohhhhh!!!!!!

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  2. JamesOctober 18, 2006 at 5:40 PM

    I think I see some hair

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  3. Giant SotongOctober 18, 2006 at 6:27 PM

    That's when the alcohol ran out, I guess. One mini-flask not enough 8-)

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  4. KYOctober 18, 2006 at 7:00 PM

    One mini-flask? try a dozen.

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  5. v0icesOctober 18, 2006 at 7:15 PM

    This post is like so l33t.

    Agree with KY.. one mini-flask? Probably just for the title

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  6. suanieOctober 18, 2006 at 8:24 PM

    excuse moi, that is not armpit hair thank you.

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  7. stupeOctober 18, 2006 at 8:35 PM

    armpit hair? where?

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  8. xanOctober 18, 2006 at 9:32 PM

    Hey FA!

    Were you in Subang last night around 9? I swear to God I thought I saw you!

    FA: I was nowhere near Subang leh... But was she hot? :)

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  9. wingzOctober 18, 2006 at 10:49 PM

    Suan is the best!!!!!!

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  10. spillerOctober 19, 2006 at 12:00 AM

    the 2nd pic is so gonna get her some hot dates.. threesome dates particularly :D

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  11. xanOctober 19, 2006 at 2:07 AM

    Ya she was hot...luckily I didn't try to stare too much to make out whether it was you or not...if not she would've thought that I was some perv or stalker.. :P

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  12. NonnieOctober 19, 2006 at 3:20 AM

    Suanie looks so hot in the first pic eh.

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  13. mrs jeff buckleyOctober 19, 2006 at 4:33 AM

    so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee =)

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  14. PetrinaOctober 19, 2006 at 5:36 AM

    Yar, Suanie looks really good in the first pic...

    and the last pic, both of you have the same hairstyle. Just that 1 has right side parting, 1 has left side parting. hahah...

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  15. anttykOctober 19, 2006 at 6:08 AM

    White sheets are a nightmare to keep clean. How often do you wash them?

    I ask stupid questions. Shoot me.

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  16. ISOctober 19, 2006 at 8:50 AM

    hey, what is all this Suan about ? I just came from Suan's page to see FA and here I see my friend, Suan !!! I see The Suan everywhere, now.

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  17. suanieOctober 19, 2006 at 10:21 AM

    IS: you can't escape The Suan. It's an epidemic :D

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  18. madOctober 19, 2006 at 10:58 AM

    BRILLIANT!!!

    Suanie is very bendy!

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  19. ChenOctober 19, 2006 at 5:09 PM

    FA hasn't needed to worry about white bed sheets for some time hahahahahahha

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  20. changeiamOctober 19, 2006 at 6:53 PM

    Hey what was the bet ??? hahahah

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  21. ISOctober 20, 2006 at 8:04 AM

    Oh no!! Not only that I see The Suan everywhere. She replied me !!! She is right. It's an epidemic that I can't escape. Just when I thought FA can help, she call Suanie’s me friend. So what to do? I suppose I should say Suanie's me friend too..

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  22. LainieOctober 20, 2006 at 8:26 AM

    we love teh suanie!

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  23. astrosurgeOctober 20, 2006 at 8:12 PM

    fuyo..uber sakainess. nice post btw :)

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  24. jimmyOctober 20, 2006 at 11:33 PM

    suan is uber great.

    we can't escape suan. it's becoming more of a religion...

    suanism.

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  25. DabidoOctober 21, 2006 at 12:17 AM

    I Tagged You Because I Am Evil

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  26. mychOctober 21, 2006 at 8:58 AM

    Ever tried dragon fruit wine?

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  27. monkeyseemonkeydoOctober 26, 2006 at 10:59 PM

    When you put yourself into an Alfa Romeo's trunk, you sure would get the enthusiasts attention!!

    http://www.italiaauto.net/viewtopic.php?t=777&highlight=&sid=853b84d9512efb2dfc861a0d78c9cf6c3

    FA:Is he Brad Pitt? Because if he isn't he should very well shut his dumbass gap up.

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