Tanggal 31 Bulan 8, 57

This is what I'll do in conjunction with this year's 50th Merdeka celebration.

I shall be all patriotic. I shall be a responsible citizen.

I shall register myself as a voter, finally.

....and then I shall vote for the opposition party.




So what are you going to do this Merdeka?

Happy Merdeka everybody! May we have better years to come.

Why the Hell Did Gwen Still Give Us a Concert...

... when she could've just told us to fuck off for being such a pain in her ass.

Stolen from the People online magazine.

Gwen Stefani played Malaysia as a cover girl. Actually, make that a covered girl.

The singer, 37, revealed next to no skin while performing Tuesday before some 7,000 cheering fans at an indoor stadium.

The new dress code followed some fears expressed by Islamic critics that Stefani's revealing concert costumes might corrupt the country's youth, the Associated Press reports.

Bursting onto the stage in a short-sleeved shirt and black-and-white striped hot pants suit over a black leotard (with black gloves up to her elbows), Stefani announced, "I am very inspired tonight."

What she was inspired to do was, in fact, put on a fashion show, donning a different outfit for every song – among them: "The Sweet Escape," "Rich Girl," "Wind it Up" and "Hollaback Girl." (Cameras were banned from the performance.)

Stefani's vow of modestly came as a result of a charge by the 10,000-member National Union of Malaysian Muslim Students that her revealing outfits and cheeky performances clashed with traditional Islamic values.

The opposition Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party also blamed her for promoting promiscuity and corrupting the nation's youth.

Under Malaysian government rules, a female artist must be covered from her shoulders to her knees. Also prohibited: jumping, shouting or throwing of objects onstage or at the audience. Talent may also not hug or kiss, and their clothes must not carry obscene or drug-related images or messages.

Speaking to the local entertainment publication Galaxie, Stefani said she had adapted her act to Malaysia, which she termed a "major sacrifice."

"I've been in the music industry for 20 years and this is the first time that I'm facing opposition from people who have misunderstood me," she was quoted as saying – adding, "I'm not a bad girl."

So.. because I'm a complete retard.... I've got silly question to ask - how does an artist's costume and an artist makes one promiscuous and corrupted? I also went to university, even got my degree and everything, but I swear I've never heard that kinda thing before lah. Sigh, maybe I slept through that module and missed the entire bit about how performers and what they wear make everybody want to indulge in drunken drugged orgies.

Well if that's the case then they should try and ban Astro also mah. Got MTV. Got Channel V. Got all the rapper videos with their big booty scantily clad women. Even our local artists also must ban lah. Hannah T and her sorry excuse for soft porn MTVs. Reshmonu's MTV full of skimpy hot chicks dirty dancing ala gangster rap style. I'm afraid I might just fuck everybody lah.

Also, why not ban Mawisux? Not only Mawisux is an ugly fuck and can't bloody sing for shit, he was also involved in so many freaking HUGE scandals which was splashed ALL over the news. Don't his scandals clash with traditional Islamic values and contributes to the corruption of today's youth? No ah?

I guess not lah. Which explains why his barf inducing face is still on instant noodle packaging and giant billboards lah, and why so many kids still worship the ground he walks on. I bet your little toe that the there are SOME people from the same group who protested against Gwen Stefani were the SAME people who are still BIG FANS of Mawisux..... but of course, my statement here carries as much weight as the statement which implies that foreign artists gives me this uncontrollable urge to jump on every stranger I meet on the street.

Talk about double standard.

I wouldn't blame Gwen one bit if she had decided to stop her tour at Singapore and give us the finger. But nooooo! Not only did she NOT cancel her performance or pull some silent protest stunt on us, she gave into the restrictions and even had the cheek to give us a helluva awesome performance.

Sigh. She's so awesome lah.

And that's all I've got to say about that. Kthx.


OHAI! I want 2 B Harajuku gurl 2!

SELL OUT!

HEY I HEARD THAT, BITCHES!

But somebody's gotta pay for the freaking booze innit?

ads = money = booze = I am happy = less tiny furry creatures die.

See?

Saving tiny furry creatures!

It's all for a good cause!

Bai.


Ohai. I b a tainee fuhree kreachur too.

A Meme From The Suan.

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:

1) Exordinarily Ordinary
2) MidniteLily.com
3) Wondering As I Wander
4) As Suanie Sees It
5) Fireangelism

Select five people to tag:
1) KY
2) Let's face it, I don't have many friends.

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I was 17.... probably studying like made for SPM trials. Or procrastinating FROM studying for my SPM trials.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
According to my blog, I was drowning gummy bears.

Five snacks you enjoy
Er... I'll eat almost anything available when I'm hungry lah. Beggars can't be choosers.

Five songs that you know all the lyrics to
Erm. Nothing current because I don't know what they're crying about anymore.

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire
1. Move out
2. Give my family some money
3. Go on an Europe/America tour
4. Invest the rest.
5. Dream about quitting my job, but I know I can't because 1 million doesn't last forever.

Five bad habits
Procrastinating. Swearing too much. Thinking about drinking too much. That's about it.

Five things you like doing
Drinking. X5

Five things you would never wear again
Short skirts.
CHEAP UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES.
Heavy make up
hair curled
Pinafores

Five favourite toys
Only one. My spanking new MP3 player. :)

^_^ V

Today, all cute furry creatures, babies, rainbows and gummy bears shall rejoice as they roam free without the fear of being eaten.

Just because it's my birthday.

:)

i is sorreh.

It's ironic.

I pay for my hosting now.
But I almost don't update anymore.

:(

Sorreh. I is verry busehs.

Still haven't gotten the hang of the job yet.

Work is literally taking up all my time, and by the time I get home at night, even if I really wanted to, I'll won't even have the energy to switch on the freaking PC to watch pr0n (I don't even have pr0n. wtf.)

Anyway. Happy new month! I will officially be 27 soon. Don't ask me self-reflecting questions or questions relating to my achievements because it might make me want to GOODBAI WORLD slit my throat and end it all kthx.

Updates soon? Maybe? Well there better be!

WTF?

HEY! THERE WAS A POST HERE PREVIOUSLY! NOW IT IS GONE!

YOU SAW IT RIGHT? RIGHT?!?!?!? IT WAS HERE RIGHT!! I DIDN'T JUST IMAGINE IT UP!

Goddamnit. Must have happened when those people moved my blog about and didn't update the files. Shit.

ANYWAY. This is just to inform all 5 of you (that's left) that my blog is now up and running! So is the CPU at home! So more frequent updates to be expected from this WEEKEND onwards! :)

Oh yeah, but my Canon koyak already. So camwhoring pictures... well. put on hold okay? Please, can somebody recommend me a camera which is
1. not so expensive
2. no need high-tech manual options and shit, just basic functions will do
3. slim and compact, not heavy
4. good for night pictures
5. can last longer than 2 years and
6. erm. not so expensive.

Or better yet, buy me one. My birthday coming soon anyway. :P

*Tak tau malu*

AND because this blog is all about you and so and so forth, tell ME what would YOU like to see MORE from this blog. I'm getting a little too tired to come up with original crazy harajuku, kill gummy bears shit to scare you guys with thanks to my slaving job. TELL ME SOMETHING, otherwise I might end up writing about what I ate for breakfast. What time I woke up this morning. Where I went and what I said she said he said they heard.

Request for nekkid pictures will be dealt accordingly. By kitten eating killer ninjas. Who will rip you into pieces with furious anger. So don't be a fuckhead.

Overdue Singapore post should be up this weekend.

See you soon! :)

Ayam Bag.

Want to update but no pictures.

No pictures because my camera dieded.

Canon really don't last.

But luckily for me, Suanie was with me!

Suanie took pictures!

But Suanie hasn't uploaded them up yet.

Go bug Suanie to load them up!

So we can blog about our trip to Singapore soon!

:)

Off We Go!

The Suan and I are off to Singapore today.

........ if I can make it to the bus on time.

.... with the help of some divine intervention.

We plan to drink. Lepak. Eat. Drink. Kaikai. Maybe shop a bit, if the sales are still on. Drink some more. And in between our hectic schedule, maybe camwhore.

So if you're there this weekend, let's meet! Buy us drinks! Take us out go kaikai! We are but poor ickle Malaysian girls with nought but Malaysian Ringgit in our pockets. And everybody knows that it ain't worth shit.

Should be fun, right?

Be back Sunday! Ta!

Robots In Disguise! (May contain spoilers)

Yup I've seen it.

On Imax.

Now, who wants to touch me?

I said.

WHO. WANTS. TO. FUCKIN'. TOUCH. ME?!?!?!

Anyway.

I think I like it. I think. I'm not too sure. A couple of things REALLY irked me. And those couple of things really took away the enthusiasm of how much I REALLY want to like the movie, you know?

First thing I didn't like: NOT. ENOUGH. AIR. TIME. ON. THE. ROBOTS.
True, awesome does not even BEGIN to describe them when you actually SEE them. The first time I saw the robots transform, I was like... I felt like.. my head was going to explode. No. It was more than that. I felt like, I was in this space ship. And there was a hole in the wall of this space ship. And the difference in pressure between the inside and outside of the ship was sucking my WHOLE body out INTO SPACE through that teeny tiny hole.

And then imagine how it feels. Er, but in a really good way.

The thing is. IS THAT IT? IS THAT ALL WE GET TO SEE OF THE ROBOTS?!?!? Why isn't the entire storyline FOCUSED on the robots? How the fuck can they justify the robots being reduced to that of a puny miserable SIDE STORY? Or that Bumblebee felt like he was just merely some sort of a amusing human SIDEKICK? And how can the battle scenes between the robots be SO SHORT?!?!?! I WANT MORE! IT COULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH MORE! How can you hardcore die hard fans be just contented with THIS? Or has everybody's expectations, from the scale of 1 to 10, reduced to that of a NEGATIVE infinite figure knowing full well how gay Bay can be, that ANYTHING more than a decimal point of a positive integer was considered FUCKING AWESOME?

It's like shit, all this cool and awesome robots. Coming to LIFE. ON THE BIG SCREEN. With all the coolness of today's oh-so-advanced tech and the crazy amount of sponsors (bloody obvious product placements. damn shameless). And THAT'S IT? THAT WAS IT? THAT'S ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH?

Which leads me to my next point.

WHO. FUCKING. CARES. ABOUT. THE. BLOODY. PUNY. HUMANS!
STOMP. CRUSH. KILL. FUCK THEM. WHO GIVES A SHIT GODDAMNIT. THIS IS TRANSFORMERS. GIVE US ROBOTS. IF THEY WANTED TO FOCUS ON THE HUMANS THEN THEY SHOULD GO MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING MOVIE FOR THE FUCKING HUMANS GAHHHH!

PLUS. All that fan servicing and generous cleavage shots was so cheap. As if the boys really need MORE reasons to WANT to watch Transformers are you bloody kidding me.

Fine. I'm being enviousjealousbitter. So sue me motherfuckers.

Yeahyeahyeah the girl is so very hot and with a body like that looks like she just walked out of an under aged porn movie set you wish you could fuck her too etc etc etc.

But if I pay good money to go watch Transformers. I fucking EXPECT to get to watch Transformers. Period.

Third thing: THAT WAS THE SHITTIEST ABRUPTEST ENDING. EVAR.
It's like midway through the battle scenes they realised that they ran out of budget.

"Cut! Just got a call from our accountants. We're broke. We've spent every last cent on making all the robots look pretty. Now we don't have anymore money to make the movie right. Just end it like this. Yes. Okay. They'll lap it up anyway WHAT? I mean hello? They should be grateful that WE bothered putting those damn robots on the big screens in the first place so those suckers will lap up WHATEVER it is we feed them with. They should be bloody worshiping us like HEROES! Like GODS! Hell okay. I'll EVEN throw in generous amounts of cleavage shots for good measure. OKAY? Now wrap it up boys."

Mahai. -_-"

End rant.

That being said, I will watch it again. Because watching them transform was worth all the vodka in Poland.


Prime wants to be kawaii too (Thanks eyeris! Hehe!)

Kthxbai.