Haiyah won't you motherfuckers ever stop whining!?!?!?

Okay okay stfu. here here. Pictures. Stop crying okay? Holyshit motherfuckers. I is busy can? BUSY. AND MY CPU IS CACAT AND I IS STILL TRYING TO MOVE DOMAIN HOSTS AND ETC ETC CAN! But HERE BE PICTURES. SHUT UP BE HAPPY. THIS IS LAST UPDATE IN LONG TIME ZOMG?!?!?

Some of you might have noticed my fugly mugshots in Sin Chew and The Star's Metro.

There is no good explanation for it. I am so sorry to have caused so much trauma to you, your mother and your dog. But here be more pictures, which I think are less fugly, because this photographer was fucking awesome, and seems to like me more than THAT fat dumpy lump of the fucking sin chew's sad sorry excuse for a photographer. GRRRRrrr.

Oh for the ones who don't know wtf is going on, I was featured in a couple of papers for an Estee Lauder makeover thingy some time back. I thought these makeover thingies were supposed to make you look good in the end... but erm... well... I wasn't too crazy over my "new" look. I guess there's not much you can do when you don't have much to begin with yah? ^_^


Me choosing what to wear. Or acting like I'm choosing what to wear. The girl next to me is kinda cute, right?


Me. Doing the "Act Kiut" pose. After 1000 layers of make up. I like this picture the most. It kinda makes me look cute. Haha. :P


Getting my hair done up. I like me in this one too. Though I think I prefer me with MUCH LESS make up. All that make up makes me look like a one of those chinese opera singers.

Wait till you see what they did with my hair.....


-_-"..... don't I look 45? Bloody hell I'm only 2 fucking 7.They actually did my hair TWICE. This is actually looking MUCH better than the first attempt! After I saw the first attempt's result I nearly wanted to kill myself. DEATH BY HEAD BANG PILLAR. I didn't know how to react when I first saw it. So shocked. Speechless. When they asked me how I liked it I was like "er...... mmm..." But looking back, it was goddamn fugly. :( It was done by peoples from A Cut Above, can you believe that shit? What the hell!

I like that top though. It's from Warehouse. It's probably costing over a thousand dollars and a left leg. Damn the lights really accentuates my age and fats. But GODDAMNIT I'll have you know that I was the FIRST GIRL THAT AFTERNOON who managed to zip the damn corset ALL THE WAY UP (Note: this is NOT a cue for you to poke fun at the lack of assets, UNDERSTAND!)!


Erm. I be in uR newZpapers. Giving you de nytemares muaXxX? :P

Okay done back to work zomg! Mondays are crazy!

Moving and Shit.

In the midst of moving the website blog. Updates to resume soon ok? Hang in there.

ARrrrrrrrrrrrrr Be a PIRrrrrrrrrate!

I've never EVER done crazy shit like this in public.... until I met... The Suan.













Playing the part of a self-absorbed camwhore that I AM, just thought I'll compile pictures of memeME from everywhere else since I didn't have a camera with me during the pirates screening courtesy of NuffNang.

Stolen without permission from various bloggers. Drop me a comment and I'll add a link to you. Except Jayelle. Your link there big big on two pics. :P

Have a good weekend.

Nine2Nine @ The Weld

I've just decided to die-die also must blog about this, because I made a promise, a whole MONTH back. Updating this at work some more. So be happy or something you filthy rats.

I don't know if the few of you remember my desperate cries of help in the corporationey clothes shopping department. So many of you (girls AND boys?!?!?) were ever so helpful with yours tips and suggestions which I'm ever so grateful for.

But somebody came along and took it a whole mile further. She asked me to come VISIT her shop. Try EVERYTHING she said, see what you like!

Oh I how heart good samaritans with an infinite pool of kindness in their hearts. If there's anymore of you out there please drop by ALL THE TIME.

Just a little background before we step into the graphic freak show:

The boutique is called nine2nine (duh, the title up there so big!) and it sells affordable corporate clothes for the working young urban professional ladies. It's designed by a local designer who gets her inspiration from major fashion magazines and other brands like G2000, Zara, MNG....

The boutique mostly caters for the small-sized women (LIKE ME!!!!) who have trouble finding the perfect fit in the other generic brands (FUCKING ONE SIZE FITS ALL TEMPLATES), BUT they also have sizes up until XXL. Price of a 2 piece suit is about RM189(coat) + RM89(skirt) (= RM289 for entire skirt suit). They also have shirts (RM89) and work dresses (about RM129) but very limited pants (RM99). It's damn affordable because it's designed and made locally and the idea is so that customers can afford to update their corporate wardrobe more frequently (good news to all you chronic compulsive shopaholics.. or bad? YOU decide!).

New designs are displayed every 2-3 weeks, and there are only limited quantities for each designs - something like 3 for S, 3 for M, 3 for L an 3 for XXL which is good because then chances of bumping into another girl wearing the exact suit is pretty much close to well, zero. Or to be a little bit more precise, 0.0009% (based on KL's population of about 1.4 million, with the assumption that since the shop is based in KL, one wouldn't expect people from say, Kuching or Kedah to own any of these pieces).

I HAD pictures of the shop to show you. But they are gone for now. I'll try and get a fresh ones.

So I went. And tried on their clothes. And brought home a few babies.

The following may be offensive for human viewing. Proceed at own risk.


White suits are something of a luxury, and so not meant for heavy duty wearage as it gets dirty too damn easily. But omg it looks too damn good to say no to. And I know I hardly ever wear skirts but THIS? I make exception. :)


Err. It's a dark blue satin corporate dress. The bottom bit is supposed to flair out a bit like a mermaid's tail but I didn't really iron it right.... and man this sure is tight fitting! If I gain anymore weight my ass won't be able to get in that. Yes I know it's a motherfucking dress. And I know it's out of character, But isn't it NICE? Say it's nice motherfucker. Or a puppy dies.


Er. Yes. A skirt suit. Again I make exception, because THIS one had the 60s-70s Superman's Lois Lane feel. Me likey. Shirt sold separately. From an entirely different shop. (coughoparksoncough)


And you've seen this shirt before om the previous post. Not many shirts on the shelf fit me because for someone "small" like me with almost-NOT-there chest, I have pretty broad shoulders. So I can't fit into an XS because I'll be walking around like a stiff dead-for-2-centuries-mummy. Can't fit into an S because the back will come off too loose and the collar will sag. That leaves me with... well, nothing. This shirt fitted me fine, just a little snug on the shoulders but at least room to move about and not feel like I'm strapped in straitjacket.

So what do YOU think? Well if I asked me (and I know you are just DYING to know because it's only about YOU if it's about ME) I really like it!

No fuss. No frills. Just a simple tiny boutique with affordable chic corporate clothes. And man, are the owners just so damn friendly and helpful! Siew Mun and her partner, Shirley, are pretty fucking hot. So this should appeal to the mostly MALE orientated perverts who frequent this site. :) Again I HAD pictures... but.... sigh.

I know this is beginning to sound eerily like an advert, but I'm just a little tad excited because ZOMG!!!11oneone I've finally found a place where I can buy corporate suits WHICH FIT without selling a kidney, lung and a piece of my liver.

The only 2 gripes I have is that they don't do a lot of work pants. Skirts skirts skirts and dresses mostly. ALSO the fact that the really nice ones are snapped up too fucking QUICKLY because there are only so limited designs for each size! YYYYEARGH! FRUST!

I'll go home later and get contact details and their opening hours, but I know on Saturdays they open till 5pm. If you work around the Luna Bar area then you could always pop by The Weld during lunch hours and check it out. Just let them know you read about them from my website.

Here is a link of a map where The Weld is. Hope it helps:
http://my.pagenation.com/kul/Menara%20Weld_101.7068_3.151.map

I swear I'll get pictures of the shop so you'll at LEAST get a rough idea what it actually LOOKS like. Or MORE living thing dies.

If you need anymore information just about ANYTHING relating to the boutique, just holler!

There you go! My personal service to a friend and the community for the week :)

Okay gotta run. Work. Make money. Kill idiots who piss me off. Toodles!

Preview of Things to Come.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

For one day I will awake from my slumber.

.... and bring upon you horrors that your puny mortal minds just can't possibly perceive.

Behold! As I unleash the beast in all its ghastly glory!


Oh HARRO!

Anyway, I promised a friend a post about her newly opened boutique which sells corporationey clothes, which I couldn't get around to doing because the pictures, which basically makes up the entire post, were in the hard disk. The hard disk that had just recently died on me. That fucking son of chips. That motherfucking piece of shit.

Actually, I'm not sure if the hard disk crashed. It just said "can not be detected". Maybe it meant I wired it wrongly.. being the noob that I am....

Hmm.

I had stealthily updated this post at my workplace just to appease your bloodthirsty appetite for gore. Won't be making it a habit though. The stealthily updating in office. Not the appease your appetite. Appeasing your appetite is of the utmost important to me because this blog is ALL. ABOUT. YOU. AND. SO. ON. AND. SO. FORTH.

I know I've been sucking with the updates and trust me I have so much to update....but it's just that the fucking CPU, which is misbehaving so often, totally KILLS off my interest. :*(

Maybe somebody fucking rich will one day chance upon my blog, take pity on my pathetic situation and then purely out of whim and the generosity of his great altruistic heart, sponsor me a brand new CPU. Or a laptop. Or something.

ANYTHING damnit. JUST ANYTHING OKAY.

Ahem. Back to work. That goes for you too, bitches.

I Love Being Featured In Everything.

Super duper short horn blowing big self-wank post.


HI MUM!

Check out bigger version here -> http://www.kl-lifestyle.com.my/image/Apr07/Features05.jpg

Thanks KL LifeStyle!

And I don't even know anybody writing in that magazine. :P

^_^ V

FAME! RICHES! MEN!

I wish.

Sigh.

Back to work.

p/s: FUCK. SOMEBODY JUST WON 18K GETTING THE RIGHT ANSWER ON FLY.FM's END BIT WTF!!!!1111one

I Give Up.

My brand new hard drive CRASHED.

Half edited pictures meant for blogging - Gone.

Was a fantastical way to end a really bad day.

That's it.

See you later.

Thank Goodness...

.... I said your pinky and not mine. :P

Sorry^gazillion trillion.

Something literally came up last weekend.

Took up ALL my time handling it.

If I'm not too occupied, I'll try tomorrow or Wednesday.

To camwhore I mean.

I DO owe certain people certain things. So camwhoring posts HAVE to be up by THIS WEEK.

:( I hope they aren't mad at me, yet.

Meanwhile, enjoy episode 19 of Heroes, Naruto's Sippuden, and Bleach's Aizen arc.

Then gloat to me at how fucking awesome they are and how I am a bigger loser than a paramecium because even the parameciums have more of life than I do because I haven't EVEN watched them yet. :(

Muaks!

P/s: LAST DAY TODAY FOR TAXES! Even if you're NOT eligible to pay taxes, (and feel like you need to do the right thing because you strongly feel like you WILL become the next billionaire and don't want LHDN to give you trouble on back taxes while seeing your name slash all over the front pages of the newspaper and CNN) you should open an account with them.

Public Announcement.

STEALING a VERY SHORT BREAK from work (just in my first week and already freaking busy sigh) to bring you this news.

If you are a fan of suanie.net—and I mean who isn’t since she is the GREATEST thing that has EVER happened and everybody NEEDS A SUAN(TM) —you would be well aware of her semi-failed quest for some certain peanut butter cups…. which has resulted in her resorting to shameless beggary.

WELL.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

GUARDIAN/TIMES is having a warehouse sale right now (which ends on 2 May!)

It sells EVERYTHING from Things You Never Ever Need But Compel You To Buy Them Anywat Just Because, Things You Might Need So You Buy It In Bulk Now Because It’s So Filthy Cheap And Then Chuck It Into Some Corner For It To Rot And Turn Into A Nest For Creepy Crawlies to Things You Buy Just In Case Somebody’s Birthday’s Coming up….. AND!!!!!

REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FROM THE US OF A!

THE REAL STUFF! NONE OF THE HEALTHY SUGAR-FREE SHIT MEANT ONLY FOR PANSIES!

FOR FILTHY CHEAP TOO!

I FUCKING KID YOU NOT.

And lotsa other sorts of candy which you’ll NEVER EVER GET IN MALAYSIA, but for some odd reason have ended up at the GUARDIAN WAREHOUSE SALE!

I MEAN, SINCE WHEN DID GUARDIAN SELL REESE’S?

I’m not exactly sure where the warehouse sale is, BUT Try checking it out in your local papers, or posters on the lamp- posts by the street while you’re stuck in a rush hour traffic and feeling so nauseated from the claustrophobia which develops into an inexplainable urge to chew your hands off.

Okay now back to work.

This weekend, updates with pictures. I swear it or your pinky dies.

P/s: By the way, Have you filed in your taxes? Three days left people! Hurry!

AWOL

I AM SO RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING SORRY AND ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR TOTALLY NEGLECTING THIS SITE OMG!

Bad blogger. Very bad blogger. Go to your room. Don't pass go. Don't collect 200 bucks. And no internet connection for a week until you've thoroughly thought about what you've done you bad blogger you.

So sorry really.

This whole "not having a job thing" is crazy. I've been busier in my past 4 weeks of not working than I have in my entire 5 years of being an employed corporate drone.

I've hardly been home except to sleep. I mean shit, my parents don't even remember having a daughter anymore.

It's been THAT BAD.

And then somewhere along the 4 weeks of being this really busy unemployed person (oh the irony), my monitor died on me, and then my slave driver kaputed. So yeah. That kinda sucked.

...... and have I told you how much I FUCKING HATE SHOPPING?!?!?!? ARGH!

So anyway, this is a quicky to tell you I still live. This site still lives. And guess what? Pictures coming up soon! MUAHAHAHAH!!! Too bad deal with it go counseling and in time you'll come to forgive me.

REAL updates as soon as I start work (hahaha). Promise promise promise. Pinky promise!

Please keep loving me kthxbai.