Public Announcement.

STEALING a VERY SHORT BREAK from work (just in my first week and already freaking busy sigh) to bring you this news.

If you are a fan of suanie.net—and I mean who isn’t since she is the GREATEST thing that has EVER happened and everybody NEEDS A SUAN(TM) —you would be well aware of her semi-failed quest for some certain peanut butter cups…. which has resulted in her resorting to shameless beggary.

WELL.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

GUARDIAN/TIMES is having a warehouse sale right now (which ends on 2 May!)

It sells EVERYTHING from Things You Never Ever Need But Compel You To Buy Them Anywat Just Because, Things You Might Need So You Buy It In Bulk Now Because It’s So Filthy Cheap And Then Chuck It Into Some Corner For It To Rot And Turn Into A Nest For Creepy Crawlies to Things You Buy Just In Case Somebody’s Birthday’s Coming up….. AND!!!!!

REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FROM THE US OF A!

THE REAL STUFF! NONE OF THE HEALTHY SUGAR-FREE SHIT MEANT ONLY FOR PANSIES!

FOR FILTHY CHEAP TOO!

I FUCKING KID YOU NOT.

And lotsa other sorts of candy which you’ll NEVER EVER GET IN MALAYSIA, but for some odd reason have ended up at the GUARDIAN WAREHOUSE SALE!

I MEAN, SINCE WHEN DID GUARDIAN SELL REESE’S?

I’m not exactly sure where the warehouse sale is, BUT Try checking it out in your local papers, or posters on the lamp- posts by the street while you’re stuck in a rush hour traffic and feeling so nauseated from the claustrophobia which develops into an inexplainable urge to chew your hands off.

Okay now back to work.

This weekend, updates with pictures. I swear it or your pinky dies.

P/s: By the way, Have you filed in your taxes? Three days left people! Hurry!