For one day I will awake from my slumber.
.... and bring upon you horrors that your puny mortal minds just can't possibly perceive.
Behold! As I unleash the beast in all its ghastly glory!
Oh HARRO!
Anyway, I promised a friend a post about her newly opened boutique which sells corporationey clothes, which I couldn't get around to doing because the pictures, which basically makes up the entire post, were in the hard disk. The hard disk that had just recently died on me. That fucking son of chips. That motherfucking piece of shit.
Actually, I'm not sure if the hard disk crashed. It just said "can not be detected". Maybe it meant I wired it wrongly.. being the noob that I am....
Hmm.
I had stealthily updated this post at my workplace just to appease your bloodthirsty appetite for gore. Won't be making it a habit though. The stealthily updating in office. Not the appease your appetite. Appeasing your appetite is of the utmost important to me because this blog is ALL. ABOUT. YOU. AND. SO. ON. AND. SO. FORTH.
I know I've been sucking with the updates and trust me I have so much to update....but it's just that the fucking CPU, which is misbehaving so often, totally KILLS off my interest. :*(
Maybe somebody fucking rich will one day chance upon my blog, take pity on my pathetic situation and then purely out of whim and the generosity of his great altruistic heart, sponsor me a brand new CPU. Or a laptop. Or something.
ANYTHING damnit. JUST ANYTHING OKAY.
Ahem. Back to work. That goes for you too, bitches.
Finally some pics even though it meant you had to stealthily update from the office. The things you do to appease our appetites :D Guess gotta take my bitch ass back to work hahaha
ReplyDeleteget apple to sponsor you lah then you can have a macbook
ReplyDeleteU look pretty in skirt too, should wear more... : )
ReplyDeletegreen halo on your head?
ReplyDeleteFA: DAMN ASS KICKING RIGHT?
why from big picture become small picture???
ReplyDeletegod! i nearly forgotten that devilish face already
ReplyDeletenow i have new desktop wallpaper, yeay~!
jk
I see you're taking someone's advice and going for the short skirt cross/uncross leg tactic.
ReplyDeleteFA: I didn't uncross also. -_-"
'bring upon you horrors that your puny mortal minds just can’t possibly perceive.'
ReplyDeleteMy mind isn't mortal - but, on the subjects of horror, can't be any worse than us getting married, having three or four kids, then you leaving with the kids, the house, the porche for some scrawny nerd who is ten years older than me with a speach impediment leaving me broke, broken hearted and confused. So, make sure this horror is a lot worse, else it's false advertising! :-)
'this blog is ALL. ABOUT. YOU.'
No, this blog is about YOU, else no one would come if it was about me. They'd be over at my blog, it's already about me! ;-)
'purely out of whim and the generosity of his great altruistic heart, sponsor me a brand new CPU.'
Why HIM? Why not a HER? I find your remark sexist and almost offensive [almost offensive as I really don't care that much! but, if you do find a cute female benefactor with lots of cash and she is cute and single, send her my way!] :-)
why looky looky... aren't you a sight for sore eyes? :D
ReplyDeletei din even read the book... what can i say.
ReplyDeletenice pic :) MORE MORE!
blog ! i mean blog.. not book. gahh
ReplyDeleteOmg u looks so gorgeous.... :) wow, i will have it as a wall paper in my pda, phone, laptop, etc etc
ReplyDeleteI think I am stuck with the fa bug.. oh my oh my...
With the looks like that u can hook up anyone lar... cpu should be the last thing on u mind ya...
try to connect the hard disk data and power cables properly
ReplyDeletethe hard disk that crashed.. what cable is it using?
ReplyDeletesata or the old IDE cable?
try using a new cable instead..since it says, "can not be detected"
anyway, try googling your problem. google can do wonders...
ReplyDeleteABOUT TIME!!!
ReplyDeleteYOUR PICTURE MADE ME A HORNY OLD MAN!!!
I have no philanthropic or altruistic predilections but ur site does inspire me 2 contribute visitation during office hours Nicely done Provocative stuff...intellecually not physically of cos
ReplyDeleteaik? the photo became small already?
ReplyDeletewahhh looks like you coloured your hair green
ReplyDeleteWaaah! Sexy corporation-y outfit! And no jeans and sneakers!!
ReplyDeleteNicenicenice
Can you perhaps bribe one of your frens in IT to commit the 30 minutes it would take to troubleshoot your CPU/HD with a couple o' pints of the 'Gaarden?
Much appreciado...
nice legs woman!
ReplyDeletethat kinda reminds me of prefect's uniform.
ReplyDeleteHubba hubba. What a dish! What's your new job again?
ReplyDeleteyou're never online! wtf??? btw... hizzawt photo... off the heezy f'sheezy! how do i get some o'dat?
ReplyDeleteThat's the gal that make guys to go back to the office everyday...
ReplyDeleteEel, i never knew you have muscular legs. hehehe...kidding!
ReplyDeleteplug! plug! (i have a new blogsite i have a new blogsite!)
wah so leng lui...really like your pose :)
ReplyDeleteYou didn't forget the Master/Slave jumper settings, did you?
ReplyDeleteand hic* keep drinkin!
ReplyDeleteDrinking: Another benefit suggested
By Eric Nagourney
Published: May 16, 2007
Researchers have long known that people who drink moderate amounts of alcohol appear to be less likely to develop heart disease. Much of the benefit has been attributed to the higher levels of HDL cholesterol, often referred to as the "good" cholesterol, found in moderate drinkers. The lipoproteins in this kind of cholesterol are believed to help the body fight off heart disease.
But a new study suggests that alcohol may play another role in cholesterol and health. Moderate drinking may encourage the formation of larger lipoprotein particles in both HDL and LDL, the "bad" cholesterol associated with cardiovascular problems.
Larger particles in HDL, the researchers wrote in the online edition of The Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism, have recently been found to appear better at fighting off heart disease. And larger particles in LDL appear to be less effective at causing it.
In that case, the higher the number of large LDL particles, and the lower the number of small ones, the better the chance of avoiding heart disease.
The researchers, led by Dr. Kenneth Mukamal of Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center in Boston, matched the alcohol intake of more than 1,800 people with their cholesterol levels and the size of cholesterol particles. Those who had one or more drinks a week had the greatest number of large LDL particles. Those who had seven to 13 drinks a week had the lowest number of small ones.
Rather buy you alcohol, cheaper way to keep you happy
ReplyDeleteIn the picture above she has so much class and all your bases belong to her kinda thing.
ReplyDeleteWHEN ARE U UP DATING?
ReplyDeleteFUCK!! WENT THRU SOME OF YOUR OLD POSTS!!GIRL... U WERE BIG THEN... AHH.. AS IN FAMOUS THEN! NOT BAD...
ReplyDeleteWAT HAS HAPPEN NOW??
DO CONT TO BLOG!
BY THE WAY.. BY ANY CHANCE WE GET TO SEE THAT VERY 1ST NUDE PIC OF YOURS.. HEHEH..
so where's the friend's corporationey-clothes-selling boutique writeup..?
ReplyDeleteEven computers are like our highways, public toilets, building that always bocor, banjir's, education system... nothing last long... everything comes to a point where it will surely CRASH!!!
ReplyDeleteSo deal with it! stop complaining and get a new one. Acer and Fujishu's are ok. No need to get something like Sony shit!! They charge you extra for the same old fuck, n you end up paying more just for the brand name... like wearing something like from 'GAP'...these crap is like wholesale cheap shit in US but here we take it as a branded item and end up paying like 200-300 bucks for it!
Actually my fucked up laptop also crash, that's why im so pissed..so if ure going around getting a free one, dont forget the pissed of guy here ok!
wtb scarier pics. C'mon, you know you can do better =P
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