Thursday, December 21, 2006

All I Want for Christmas.

Herro everybody!

Me is feeling guilty. Me never update long time.

In spirit of Christmas. I take a lot a lot of peekchas.

Make you happy looooong time mistah.

.....Or give you nightmare loooong time. Mistah.

Me no care about you. Me just make ME happy.

So yeah. You fucking voyeurs with your freaky morbid curiosities can stop foaming in your mouth now.

Besides some shameless camwhoring pictures here's also a list of things I'd like for Christmas, inspired by Suanie (who ROX! :P).

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1. The Complete Calvin And Hobbes because I'm still a kid and Bill Watterson rocks.

2. A BIGGGGGGGG box of liquour filled chocolates, not because I'm an alcoholic (heh), but because I fucking deserve it, motherfuckers.

3. Snow. Outside my window.

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4. Some good classic Creme Brulee. Homemade? Even better! By a guy? Yum! Who is cute, single and very available? Let's get married yesterday!

5. Somebody like that placards confession guy in Love Actually to fucking shut EVERYBODY up once and for all.

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6. A big truck filled with obscene amounts of money so I may buy many things for ME! And YOU!

7. A bouquet of white daisies wrapped in plain paper like the ones Tom Hanks gave to Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail, because they were such sweet happy flowers and I could use with more HAPPY.

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8. 8 hours worth of good, black, sleep.

9. My happiness.

10. ..... and yours, bitches.

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Don't think it'll all fit into the sock I'm hanging by the chimney, though.

But thanks for trying anyway, Santa.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

May 2007 bring us MORE of the good stuff!

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P/s: Will be away for a bit and back only after the new year. So give that F5 key a rest then go at it again with a vengeance right after the new year ok? Please? :) Happy holidays!)

P/p/s: I can't believe I'll be missing the biggest, funnest, most freakiest party of the YEAR! ARGH! RAGE!
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51 comments:

  1. kimberlycunDecember 21, 2006 at 5:07 PM

    omg nosebleed

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  2. eyerisDecember 21, 2006 at 5:17 PM

    can't... stop... drooling...

    *foams in mouth*

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  3. moz monsterDecember 21, 2006 at 5:35 PM

    merry christmas & a happy new year

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  4. HalfmanHalfbiscuitDecember 21, 2006 at 6:01 PM

    A very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you. Hope you have a great holiday break - come back refreshed you blog slacker! Fingers crossed that Santa will bring you everything you asked for - looking like that, I think there's every chance ;)

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  5. suanieDecember 21, 2006 at 6:01 PM

    oO

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  6. ZebDecember 21, 2006 at 6:42 PM

    wow, best santarina i met this year...

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  7. Gugu jiaoDecember 21, 2006 at 9:03 PM

    Yeah, the black and white x'mas is very nice. Merry X'mas and Happy New Year.........Hoo hoo hoo hoo

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  8. scorkesDecember 21, 2006 at 9:27 PM

    hehe...

    me drooling also ... :P

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  9. a-dr-i_a-nDecember 21, 2006 at 11:17 PM

    now youre on my xmas wishlist! too bad youre not here in KL! gardemit! :p

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  10. ChenDecember 21, 2006 at 11:40 PM

    i usually dismiss that sort of top as vomit roll eye thing, but you pulled the fucking thing off lah. so hot omg.

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  11. LainieDecember 21, 2006 at 11:49 PM

    nosebleed. otherbleed.

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  12. KYDecember 22, 2006 at 12:18 AM

    you don't have a chimney, but a hole for the ceiling musang.

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  13. miäöDecember 22, 2006 at 1:28 AM

    OMG~OMG~oooMMgg~omg~omg so
    HOTTTTT \(^0^)/

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  14. ErnaDecember 22, 2006 at 1:31 AM

    And I wish that FA will get a bf soon. :P
    PHWOAAR.

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  15. anonymouscowardDecember 22, 2006 at 1:31 AM

    was that a see thru net blouse? was that cleavage? omg.....*nosebleed*

    THANK YOU GOD....

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  16. Dr. TanDecember 22, 2006 at 2:00 AM

    *gives erection a rest*

    By the way, happy holidays FA.

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  17. VirgilDecember 22, 2006 at 4:29 AM

    So who's the lucky guy on New Year's Eve? :-P

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  18. DabidoDecember 22, 2006 at 5:59 AM

    'Who is cute, single and very available? Let’s get married yesterday!'

    I can't, my time machine is bodoh at present. How about next year instead? :-)

    Erna, I thought FA already had someone.

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  19. omfgDecember 22, 2006 at 6:53 AM

    omfg, grossest ever. enough of it !!!! as gross as kk's asshole

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  20. ianDecember 22, 2006 at 8:30 AM

    wow, been a reader of ur site for some time now but this is me 1st comment. read a lotta ur rants but u should really look at urself before u rant bout ur looks u know, haha. hot hot hot!! woop

    merry xmas

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  21. Adrian CDecember 22, 2006 at 8:53 AM

    YOU can be my placards confession girl instead FA!

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  22. madDecember 22, 2006 at 11:31 AM

    Nice cheesecake! Happy Christmas and Merry New Year, where ever you are!

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  23. babykangaDecember 22, 2006 at 2:40 PM

    corruption people's mind, you got nothing better to do ah!

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  24. anttykDecember 22, 2006 at 5:05 PM

    Merry Christmas, FA! Hope you get what you wish for from Santa.

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  25. stupeDecember 22, 2006 at 7:56 PM

    merry xmas!

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  26. changeiamDecember 22, 2006 at 8:40 PM

    Here's wishing you a merry xmas and happy new year. Hope you manage to finish/start the year with a bang or a pop or whichever tickles your fancy !!! hahahahaha :D

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  27. BubbahDecember 22, 2006 at 9:58 PM

    Nosebleed? Maaaan...more like hemorrhage! hemorrhage! drip, drip, drip...die.

    More pics! More pics!

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  28. spillerDecember 22, 2006 at 10:32 PM

    nice legs.

    merry x'mas!

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  29. terencegDecember 22, 2006 at 11:45 PM

    yo biach,

    get yourself a good White xmas and party mentally with us M'KAY ??

    hugs,

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  30. jeevs@londonDecember 23, 2006 at 4:36 AM

    jesus christ !!!(NO PUN INTENDED)

    what in god's name are you wearing...

    -NOTE-

    Please do not treat this as a complaint...

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  31. kellyriceDecember 23, 2006 at 10:39 AM

    poor girl, u must be lonely!

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  32. rimusDecember 23, 2006 at 8:17 PM

    shit, everywhere bleeding liao... damn...

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  33. 9393December 24, 2006 at 8:48 PM

    I got nose bleed la !!

    FA,
    Wishing You and Your Love's one a "MERRY CHRISTMAS"

    Luv
    9393

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  34. abraxisDecember 25, 2006 at 12:13 AM

    Yikes! Hella hot! Waaaaaaaahh!

    *drops jaw*

    Merry Christmas to you (though i think you're the one that gave the Merry Xmas to your hordes of groupies, I mean "loyal readers")!

    Where are you off to for Xmas holiday?

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  35. JerryDecember 25, 2006 at 4:40 AM

    Sexy 2nd last pix... Merry Xmas BTW.

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  36. DabidoDecember 25, 2006 at 4:45 AM

    FA - have a Merry Xmas. [Still disappointed you didn't take up my marriage proposal for next year!] :-)

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  37. ISDecember 25, 2006 at 9:57 AM

    Gulp...., Santa !!! I think I know what I want for a Christmas present.... Can I have 'that' as my Christmas present ? Can I? Huh ? Huh??

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  38. mrs jeff buckleyDecember 25, 2006 at 5:20 PM

    WAH sexay babe =))

    merry xmasssssssssss

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  39. AnonymousDecember 25, 2006 at 10:54 PM

    OMG!! cal ambulance for those nose bleeding.. i guess u feel lonely.. and if someone din know u.. they sure thought u r pornstar.. class B+ ..oips..aarrgghh :P

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  40. DKDecember 26, 2006 at 12:38 AM

    Merry Christmas!!!

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  41. ahlianâ„¢December 26, 2006 at 3:07 AM

    marry x'mas & a sucessful haapy new yr 2007 2 u!!!loved all ur b&w photos above...soo sexy!!!i gonna hv black hair and white skin also this cny coz i realized the dye is really bad for hairs!!!!dun do it FA...

    disclaimer : any fairies or it or etc who picked on my comments above or any of my comments b4.... well haapy death day 2 u may u never make it 2 2007!!HO H O HO~~~!Yeah~tats all *evil laugh*

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  42. ben.December 26, 2006 at 4:35 AM

    You.. tease..

    From now on i will come here with tissues and vaseline dammit. :P

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  43. shaneDecember 26, 2006 at 11:32 AM

    No wonder there's a saying that goes: ugly ppl need to do alot of things to make themselves look special.

    You are one of those fuglies.

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  44. AkaneDecember 26, 2006 at 8:54 PM

    try to seduce with your camwhoring photoshoped...nice dude! lol!...

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  45. nocturnaleDecember 26, 2006 at 10:25 PM

    Oh, niaseng!

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  46. FireAgentDecember 27, 2006 at 2:31 AM

    Hi angel,
    I really like yr legs. I really think u look better if u dun smile. I would like to see u pose with an attitude (serious look), show some cleavage and mini skirt on. Merry Christmas.

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  47. uenDecember 27, 2006 at 4:52 AM

    oi. yr sis take the pix issit? and chk yr goddamn mail.

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  48. 9December 28, 2006 at 9:56 PM

    this is exactly why i like coming here. heh. *woof* *woof*

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  49. PinkyDecember 30, 2006 at 8:04 AM

    wawaweewaaa. pheweet! fwah FA ... i can see your bed in the background leh .... is that a bra hanging from ur bed? ROFL. MERRY BELATED XMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU BABE! hehe! muaks! :D

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  50. MartinDecember 30, 2006 at 11:19 PM

    Nice pictures FA. Well, I guess u can accomplish your wishes. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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  51. lo1208January 5, 2007 at 4:55 PM

    Crazy bastards to those calling her porn star, FA is already sexy from birth. She is d perfect girl except only when she's drunk. (nobody give her too much liqour chocs) hehe

    Love,
    James from southwark, london.

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