I Heart Anime Boys.

Hi I am FA. I have a confession.

I find anime boy characters hot.

And not just ANY anime boy character. It has to be the sort that looks androgynus. There's something about not being quite able to figure out what gender they REALLY are which makes them so hot. So mysterious. You KNOW they are men. But yet they are so feminine. So gentle. And yet so manly & strong at the same time. Their long limbs that seem to go on forever. Their lithe slim defined bodies. Sharp chins. Porcelain smooth complexion. Snowy white skin. Big brown eyes. Tiny noses. Tiny mouths. That tiny curl at the corner of their mouths when they smile which holds promises of so many dark, dirty, sinister secrets and a hint of mischievousness. Their soft hair.

Ohmgod their hair. Blue black green brown platinum. Long. Short. Spikey. Wavey. Tussled. Fringes strewn carelessly across their faces. The wind caressing each strand of their hair and moulding them into a mangled mess of softness.


Shounen-ai Haven. *slurp*

Wah. Just thinking about it makes my stomach twist into knots. My mind bounce off walls like it's on warp speed. My fingers shiver. My throat parched. My eyes glaze over. OMFG buey tahan.

Shit. Thinking about it makes me wet.

...... from prespiration.

*compose compose. maintain maintain*

My first cartoon character crush ever was Lion-O of Thundercats. I used to watch him and hoped that if I wished hard enough, he would just pop out of the tv. Shuddup. Admit it. It was yours too. And every single hot blooded straight (AND GAY) male who DARE deny ever having lusted over for Cheetara is lying out of his goddamn bleedin' ears.

Why hasn't he popped out of the tv yet, that sly, sly cat.

Anyhoos.

Came across these gems while I was uh.. being less than productive.



I just couldn't tear my eyes away from it. Sure they are as good looking as warts are on a toad. But look at thier intense vacuous stare. Check out their crazy windswept hair do. The I don't give a fuck facial expression. That slack posture that there are standing in. How their shirts are carelessly tucked. The moody broody setting. The subtle tinge of edginess and dark secrets that they keep. The slight hint of tender gayness. Tortured poets.

Okay they could do with some serious face reconstruction and lose all that mascara and eyeliners, but hey, at least they TRIED.



Ohmygod. See how the group of girls on the right of the picture are raping the boys WITH THEIR EYES.

I have the most uncontrollable urge to go buy myself a pair of suspenders NOW.

One day I intend to pull off dressing up like an anime boy and have girls all over fantasize about doing... uh... things which they do in dark quiet building corners when they think nobody's looking to me in dark quiet building corners when they think nobody's looking.

And with my EVEN SHORTER HAIRDO (yup, cropped it off again last week) now, I might even pull it off.

Do you know any real boys who look like they just stepped out of shounen-ai mangas? Give me his number. NOW. I wanna adopt him and er... comb his hair... and er.... have tea with him... and have idle chatter about the local weather.

Wah I better stop typing. This is getting too disturbing.

Back to work.

(Pictures were ripped off without permission from HERE)