The Cleo Bachelor Bash (Picture Heavy Post)

I spent the past 2 days just recuperating. These old bones can't take the heat anymore.

Sigh.

Gastric acting up too. ehhehe.. looks like I gotta cut down on the alcohol drinking. Or only drink on a very full stomach.

Double sigh.

(yeah right. she says that after she gets back from her third night of heavy drinking. at a family reunion gathering. champion lah.)

So, I was at The Bash for The Cleo 50 Most Eligible Bachelors 2006 at Zouk last Friday night.

It was pretty fun for me. Because I was a girl. And also because I got to sneak into the so-called "restricted area" where the VIPs and the Bachelors were hanging out. And ALSO because I got to drink quite a bit. :)

Much to my surprise, there were LOTS of guys present that night... probably to ogle at the girls who are busy ogling at the bachelors. Or probably to ogle at the bachelors themeselves. The guys were entertained for about a whole hour with silly girls-only-can-participate-games, before the bachelors dropped in (from Westin). I would've joined in the "sexy pole dancing game" thingy if I had more drinks in me. Could've. Should've. But didn't. Still have some sense left in me to save what's left of my dignity. :)

Anyways, not going to say much. Sky's getting really dark and it's threatening to storm. Gotta log out in 5 minutes before my modem gets fried.

Here are the pictures. Used "can I please take a picture with you to post on my website" as an excuse to take advantage of some of the hottest bachelors that were around. But it's not like they were complaining .....much.

THE VENUE


Not as jam-packed as I thought it would be. Good mix of girls AND boys of various age and size. And venue itself... well. Zouk is Zouk lah. No comments.


When I am made the ruler of the world, my first decree would be that ALL MEN MUST WEAR SUITS. Hotness levels increases by TENFOLDS when they do, no matter how butt-faced ugly they are. I'm not even kidding here. About the suit I mean. Not exactly sure about the butt-uglyness getting fixed, though.


There was also another event outside sponsored by Heinekeen. I can't be arsed to find out what it was.


THE BACHELORS
(only 13 though, sigh)


Jeremy Little won, because, let's face it, a lot of us, girls, are just big suckers for boys with boyish looks. Not just another bimbo, bugger is an aeronautical engineer okay. How many aeronautical engineers with pretty face do you know of? Yup, I thought so.


I swear I've seen Ashraf Sinclair on tv before for something. Hopefully not on the news. For murder.




Nicholas bought me at LEAST 3 Vodka Oranges... when I was the one who was supposed to be buying him drinks to thank him. Shy. -_-"


Ben Ibrahim. Needs. A. Triple-X. Label. Warning.


Azwin is Kinkybluefairy's friend and is the TALLEST of all the bachelors.


Ashvin was from my primary school, and I never knew that until after we left school. 10 years later. -_-" Bugger does a MEAN live version of U2's "With Or Without You". I can say that with absolute confidence because I've personally heard him perform back in college. Simply awesome.




Kinkybluefairy was right, Adam IS a big poser. Heh.




Jeremy Teo tokkoks for a living as a radio DJ on TRAXX.FM. While most of the other bachelors were too busy getting drunk, preening their hair and/or attempting to chat up the other hotter (to the power of infinity), bigger-named (read as: featured in FHM) chicks within the VIP lounge, he actually spared me, an insignificant nobody with the most dreadfully average looking face, a few minutes EXTRA to have a quick chat. Sweet guy. :)


Bumped into Ashraf (number 2) downstairs. Suddenly grabbed him to camwhore. I think he had no clue. Kesian.


Did the ol' grab and snap on Shaun too.


Stephan is German, and the only German I know is "asshole". How classy is that?


This would be the 3rd Szetho I've met in my lifetime. The first one I knew plays chess. The second one I met was in college. They absolutely do NOT look like each other. :P


I asked Sathia to dance with me... but he was shy... or just afraid that I would eat his babies, or something.


OTHER EQUALLY HOT PEOPLE


Rashid Salleh was funny in Kopitiam. A little afraid of me at first (I saw it in his eyes) when I pounced on him and yelled "HEY YOU'RE FROM KOPITIAM WITH DOUGLAS I THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY FUNNY LET'S TAKE A PICTURE THANKS!" and proceeded to do the grab and snap. Poor guy, he must get it quite a bit. Bloody bloggers.


Serena C is hot! Totally wasn't expecting her to be so slim and tiny. *grrr*


Kinkybluefairy is only like the owner of the biggest local lifestyle blog ever. :P


So cute!


Kinkypugkevin can't make up his mind to either hate or love me. Fickle minded bitch.


Josh Lim is a whore too.


FaiThemai, who is another regular cast in Kinkybluefairy, is pretty hot in an emo-grunge kind of way.


AND THEN, THERE'S ME!




(Epilogue: Damn sian lah actually. Hugged so many bachelors but didn't even get to snag one home. Damn hopeless. Sorry ma. I've let you down, AGAIN.)


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